After a few drinks, you head upstairs to sleep. When you wake up, the above user's avatar is sleepin

[SilverSpectrum]

Ask you what the hell you are.

[Moustacheman]

Drink more.

[GoldenDragon]

Oh fuck

[OffTheRoad]

Try to make them stay for a bit longer.

[VintageCat]

Eat it

[Ex-President]

[QUOTE=VintageCat;39863775]Eat it[/QUOTE]

[lifehole]

get the fuck out

[miroki]

Shut him up

[Deathwing]

Offer casserole.

[The_J_Hat]

Engage in polite conversation about placing booby traps on the Citadel.

[666]

Call him a primitive.

[WhiteHusky]

Call him a alien

[Radley]

Bad dog.

[Moustacheman]

I don't know.

[Period]

Turn off the lights and watch her eyes glow in the dark.

[Deathwing]

Hey there bby. You come here often?

[Joazzz]

illegal aliens in my bed, the horror

[asteroidrules]

Turn on the light so I can see what type of dollar it's on.

[spaceghost]

punch it repeatedly in the face until it dies.

[666]

jump out of the window

[SaberVS7]

Not. A. Word.

[Ex-President]

Cuddle with him/her some more

[Fuckitbucket]

Well, did we fuck? if so i must have forgotten lets do that again to jog our memories.

[Moustacheman]

Simultaneously cry and void my bowels.

[Hammerz]

Scream like a little baby and try to run away

[zydos]

slowly walk away, I think I'm about to be shot for finishing inside

[SaberVS7]

Remove him from my bed and drown him in the sewer.

[Deathwing]

Jackpot it seems.

[SaberVS7]

Ask him why he isn't performing [B][I][U]CALIBRATIONS[/U][/I][/B]

[Deathwing]

Because I'll calibrate [I]you [/I]bby.