After a few drinks, you head upstairs to sleep. When you wake up, the above user's avatar is sleepin

[SaberVS7]

I think viagra handled all my calibrations, thanks.

[Period]

I'd probably rape him.

[SaberVS7]

[QUOTE=Period;39869437]I'd probably rape him.[/QUOTE]

Him?

Anyway, throw her out since I'm not a pedo.

[Minimal86]

Make it make my breakfast

[The_J_Hat]

Pull out its antennae, get dressed, and use them for fishing lures.

[MazerRackham]

Dad?

[DokVis]

The fuck is this dead guy doing next to me?

[Minimal86]

[U][I][B]No.[/B][/I][/U]

[Hans PK]

The fuck is a ninja doing next to me?

[Ex-President]

JESUS!

[SaberVS7]

Vaporize it.

[Ex-President]

Lay to the side so I don't piss him/her off anymore

[666]

throw him out the airlock

[ForNoReason]

WOAH what the FUCK did I even drink last ni- oh thank god my pants are on.

[SaberVS7]

This is uh, no-homo, right? Just, uh, couldn't find any other bed?

[Valiantttt]

Wait why aren't you realistic.

fuck i am high should not have touched those shrooms.

[Pinkest Catgirl]

Hi there.

[Deathwing]

Look who's here.

[Minimal86]

Hai there

[Sims_doc]

How you doing?

[TurbisV2]

Penetrate

[Jeep-Eep]

Eeek.

[Minimal86]

What the fuck???

[Deathwing]

oh dear

[ForNoReason]

What is this, 1987?!

[Pootis S. Pen]

Who are you, and what are you doing in my bed?

[Lord Krit]

Change teams

[Moustacheman]

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;39867889]Simultaneously cry and void my bowels.[/QUOTE]

[MazerRackham]

I'd say "Mr Hitchcock! I'm your biggest fan!"

[YogiTheWise]

Wait, I didn't die from alcohol poisoning, right?