• After a few drinks, you head upstairs to sleep. When you wake up, the above user's avatar is sleepin
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You did! Otherwise I wouldn't be in your bed!
The cops are on their way.
Do you know that I am underage...?
Get up, go to the bathroom, get some breakfast, and go back to bed. Then have a major freak out that I just slept with a skeleton.
Go for round 2. I'm desperate.
Crowbar to the face
Chief stop sleeping with me
What the hell are you?
Well this is awkward.
Skull raep tiem
Shotgun to the face
Pick up dat can if you know what I mean... by dat can I mean dick, and by dick I mean penis, and by that I mean im not gay. *wink*
Is that Cherenkov radiation coming out of your face? I'm going to die, aren't I? My hair is falling out.
I mount it.
[QUOTE=Priori;41695466]I mount it.[/QUOTE]
What's up, hot shot?
Wonder how she's moving her body like that.
How the fuck did you fit in my bed? Plus, you're not even an animate object. Time to steal it.
Go to hell.
Well, I'd say round two is a go.
Have sexual intercourse.
Try to not think about how it went. And who was the bottom one.
Again ? How and when ?
I dunno man. Last thing I remember is that I stucked a bottle of booze up your ass or something like that... I should go, see ya!
Woah woah.. You don't think you're gonna get out of here alive, did you ?
I need to quit TF2 if i find myself fucking a hat in bed.
round 2?
Wonder how all of these people can even fit in my bed at once, then proceed to high-five everyone.
I'd go back to sleep.
Spit acid.
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