• After a few drinks, you head upstairs to sleep. When you wake up, the above user's avatar is sleepin
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Hell yes.
What how
Ask how much for an hour.
I can do this
I'd rush to the hospital as I'd obviously been date raped.
Oh hell
"Tell me, does that 'suppression field' of yours justify homosexuality?"
Shhhhhhhhhh I'm going in....
How
I clearly had a good time, lie in bed and bask in the glow of my own success with the ladies.
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Upon realizing that the dog turned into "something" I'd proceed to commit the most painful way of suicide as quick as possible.
Snuggle
Round 2 Rapey Fun Sparkle Time!
Cram my dick in it.
Run from the rapist.
Ohhh this ssshall be fun.
A MONSTER IN MY FUCKING BED!! (lawl, finally)
Purchase a new bed...
kick him out back into the hall and go to sleep
Ultra ball
Welp, time to hide the body.
ASDASDFASFGASFSADGSDGSAGGA- STRANGER DANGER PEDO-ALERT!!!
Offer a chicken biscuit.
I'm alright with this.
I'm [I](not)[/I] alright with this.
rrrrer
I'm [B][U]DEFINITELY[/U][/B] okay with this.
Hug him..?
Is this going to burn my house?
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