• After a few drinks, you head upstairs to sleep. When you wake up, the above user's avatar is sleepin
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furiously masturbate.
furiously eat my own hand
furiously capture it with a master ball.
Call a junk dealer.
Cry in my loneliness Nothing's changed
I'm here for u bby <3
Get exterminated
I'm cool with this.
I see you are a cat, I am very cat myself.
At least I know there was a party last night.
Roll out of the bed before I get burned.
That's the strangest fleshlight I've ever used!
Ask for a drink or two and then lie about me reproducing asexually.
Yeah uh... hm... uhh.... hm.
*pets the cat*
Go back to sleep. I dont like pixels
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Hug and cuddle
*falls out of bed*
run screaming from the room
[QUOTE=slayer64;42159434]run screaming from the room[/QUOTE] Wait! Baby come back!
[QUOTE=slayer64;42159434]run screaming from the room[/QUOTE]
[B]...[/B] I'd better run too.
It ended too soon. (Old joke is old)
what.the.fuck
WHAT. THE. FUCK &#7504;&#7497;
Well....this is awkward..
This seems to happen allot.
remove the glasses and then I suppose its happened before
Go back to sleep, not the first time it happened, nor is it the last.
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