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Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition

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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK I just fucking ok there was a brown hunk on the floor, and I just made double fudge chocolate chip cookies earlier, so I assumed that it was some chocolate that my siblings had dropped so I pick it up, and it's very suspicious, so I sniff it IT IS HUMAN SHIT EVERY FUCKING DAY IT'S LIKE I GET A NEW REMINDER WHY I NEED TO LEAVE THIS FUCKING PLACE HOLY FUCK GET ME OUT OF HERE

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;48062125]WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK I just fucking ok there was a brown hunk on the floor, and I just made double fudge chocolate chip cookies earlier, so I assumed that it was some chocolate that my siblings had dropped so I pick it up, and it's very suspicious, so I sniff it IT IS HUMAN SHIT EVERY FUCKING DAY IT'S LIKE I GET A NEW REMINDER WHY I NEED TO LEAVE THIS FUCKING PLACE HOLY FUCK GET ME OUT OF HERE[/QUOTE] What the fuck :v:

[QUOTE=AcidAmbience;48062139]What the fuck :v:[/QUOTE] This is far from the only instance of this happening like 2 or 3 times now I've just stepped in human shit nuggets just laying around, not counting this incident even it wasn't even like I was stepping in an area where that's reasonably possible, I should not have to fear stepping in human shit just walking around the living room, kitchen, or front room it's fucking disgusting and my family is disgusting and eughghgh

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;48062156]This is far from the only instance of this happening like 2 or 3 times now I've just stepped in human shit nuggets just laying around, not counting this incident even it wasn't even like I was stepping in an area where that's reasonably possible, I should not have to fear stepping in human shit just walking around the living room, kitchen, or front room it's fucking disgusting and my family is disgusting and eughghgh[/QUOTE] I hate to ask, but why exactly is there human shit on the floor everywhere? Does your family just drop one wherever they feel like it or?

[QUOTE=kijji;48062180]I hate to ask, but why exactly is there human shit on the floor everywhere? Does your family just drop one wherever they feel like it or?[/QUOTE] My little brother still isn't properly bathroom trained. At his age there's definitely something up with him, and I don't know what, but it is apparently possible that he has some physical disorder or something. That doesn't excuse there being shit everywhere or him acting completely ignorant of it, and that certainly doesn't mean I have to be fucking content with it.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;48062189]My little brother still isn't properly bathroom trained. At his age there's definitely something up with him, and I don't know what, but it is apparently possible that he has some physical disorder or something. That doesn't excuse there being shit everywhere or him acting completely ignorant of it, and that certainly doesn't mean I have to be fucking content with it.[/QUOTE] I think you have mentioned a few times about CPS, but I think having literal shit lying around isn't fucking healthy at all. Your family sounds like a fun bunch.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;48062189]My little brother still isn't properly bathroom trained. At his age there's definitely something up with him, and I don't know what, but it is apparently possible that he has some physical disorder or something. That doesn't excuse there being shit everywhere or him acting completely ignorant of it, and that certainly doesn't mean I have to be fucking content with it.[/QUOTE] I hope you write a book when you leave that [I]shit[/I] hole. Seriously though I hope you get outta there soon.

[QUOTE=kijji;48062196]I think you have mentioned a few times about CPS, but I think having literal shit lying around isn't fucking healthy at all. Your family sounds like a fun bunch.[/QUOTE] Yeah, nothing's changed. I went through CPS, they looked at everything, and said "Mneh." In fact the lady who came to investigate our house literally advised that we quickly clean it up before she looked around, because, y'know, wouldn't want it to be accurate to what it really looks like.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;48062214]Yeah, nothing's changed. I went through CPS, they looked at everything, and said "Mneh." In fact the lady who came to investigate our house literally advised that we quickly clean it up before she looked around, because, y'know, wouldn't want it to be accurate to what it really looks like.[/QUOTE] Can;t you take pictures of your living space and somehow send it off to CPS or the courts? I don't like hearing about the conditions you live in :(

[QUOTE=kijji;48062236]Can;t you take pictures of your living space and somehow send it off to CPS or the courts? I don't like hearing about the conditions you live in :([/QUOTE] No, I can't. They've been here, done that, and told me to fuck myself. I'm not trying it again. And it wouldn't help me anyway, I'm 18. CPS comes here the best I'm going to get is me going homeless.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;48062308]No, I can't. They've been here, done that, and told me to fuck myself. I'm not trying it again. And it wouldn't help me anyway, I'm 18. CPS comes here the best I'm going to get is me going homeless.[/QUOTE] I hope you get the fuck out of there as soon as possible, you don't deserve that.

The fake leather on my chair is starting to peel off.

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[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;48062125]WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK I just fucking ok there was a brown hunk on the floor, and I just made double fudge chocolate chip cookies earlier, so I assumed that it was some chocolate that my siblings had dropped so I pick it up, and it's very suspicious, so I sniff it IT IS HUMAN SHIT EVERY FUCKING DAY IT'S LIKE I GET A NEW REMINDER WHY I NEED TO LEAVE THIS FUCKING PLACE HOLY FUCK GET ME OUT OF HERE[/QUOTE] It boggles my mind how your parents allow that to go on for so long. =(

I had the best dream ever last night involving a cute girl. We exchanged texts and we had so many things in common and had great chemistry, it was awesome. I was so happy in my dream and when i woke up i was so convinced she was real that i checked my phone and guess what Nothing. Needless to say, i was pretty sad for a few hours. All that happiness, shattered. The weirdest part is, im not a depressed person, and im overall happy with my life. It was probably just some random one off dream. Still, i never want to have dreams like that again, id rather have nightmares

[QUOTE=Richardroth;48062841]It boggles my mind how your parents allow that to go on for so long. =([/QUOTE] I'm trying to improve things myself. I've been pushing a lot for me to start cooking recently, and just tonight I made dinner and dessert. My parents seem to definitely be buying in to the idea that I can cook for the family so they might get me some things next time we go shopping so I can cook more, and we can have some better food. The food we have is a large source of frustration and depression for me, which is probably hard for people to understand, but the basics of it is that I've eaten the same like, 10 things, for about 10 years. No variation, ever, and it's all garbage like frozen chicken nuggets, ramen, and pizza rolls anyway. I want to change that so fucking bad. My mom and I have also been pushing for the house to get cleaned up lately. I've done some cleaning on my own time, and we did a few hours of cleaning the other day. If we haven't resumed as a group tomorrow, I'll just keep going myself. As for the shit thing, I don't know what the deal is. Maybe it's bad luck, but I've been the only person who's stepped in shit and things like that. It always, always happens to me for some reason. Maybe the others just don't notice because they haven't experienced it themselves. Maybe they're just too stagnant to care. I have no idea. But I know it needs to stop. Like I said, we cleaned the house the other day. And, y'know how like, you get a big garbage bin and a recycling bin and you dump your trash and recycling in those until they get picked up every week? Well, the day we had cleaned was Tuesday. Which was trash day. So we were dealing with the big bins being completely empty. We filled the recycling bin up within like, an [I]hour.[/I] Completely filled for the entire week in one hour. And we just started throwing the recycling in the trash because there's no way we can keep up at that rate. And y'know what? We didn't even make a noticeable dent in the condition of the house. We have a [I]lot[/I] of work to do. Or at the least, I do. Here's hoping I don't shit out and stop, myself.

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I went to a dog shelter on Tuesday for a volunteer orientation session. Ever since, I've had a dry throat. It doesn't go away with just drinking some water. I think I either need to drink other stuff, drink a lot of stuff, or just wait. It's at its worst when I wake up. I know it's probably something minor, but I can't help but worry. Plus, the [I]only[/I] dog I petted had small wounds on his ears with dried blood. Also my head is starting to hurt a little. Is that a symptom of being sick, or some sort of 'nocebo'? I hope this is just a particularly weird cold. My nose was a [I]little[/I] runnier than usual for a while, mostly while at the orientation and at a class the next day, but barely more than normal.

"yea lets charge a teenager working minimum wage $650 a month for car insurance"

[QUOTE=Radical Rebel;48064087]"yea lets charge a teenager working minimum wage $650 a month for car insurance"[/QUOTE] what the fuck kind of car do you own that costs 650 in insurance.

[QUOTE=codemaster85;48064184]what the fuck kind of car do you own that costs 650 in insurance.[/QUOTE] I could probably lease a BMW, with insurance and tax included, for that amount of money. Maybe even pay for gas, if I wouldn't use it more than a few times a week.

[QUOTE=Waffle Lord;48061242]Why is every youtube ad for me suddenly unskippable and three times as long? [B]I disabled adblock for my favorite channels[/B] but this is starting to piss me off.[/QUOTE] How do you do this?

[QUOTE=codemaster85;48064184]what the fuck kind of car do you own that costs 650 in insurance.[/QUOTE] Insurance is more expensive the younger you are and the newer the car is.

GUYS DON'T EAT MORE FOOD WE NEED TO SAVE SOME FOR -mum's boyfriend- PLEASE OKAY HE DESERVES TO HAVE SOME OF THIS -whatever's for dinner- TOO. No James we ate all the food today make yourself lunch tomorrow you're not useless. i.e., I fucking hate how accommodating we have to be for my mum's boyfriend. It's probably just the getting fired thing making me more irritable than normal, but for fuck's sake what's the big difference in non-uselessness between a 19 year old and a 50 year old where we must absolutely no question asked save food for him but that same thing doesn't apply to me? Even when I was working. Even I get fucking tired of eating the same three things every day (eggs, mac n cheese, toast)

[QUOTE=brandonsh;48064421]How do you do this?[/QUOTE] Within Firefox anyway with Adblock Plus, you click the icon on the toolbar and select "disable on this page".

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;48062125]WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK I just fucking ok there was a brown hunk on the floor, and I just made double fudge chocolate chip cookies earlier, so I assumed that it was some chocolate that my siblings had dropped so I pick it up, and it's very suspicious, so I sniff it IT IS HUMAN SHIT EVERY FUCKING DAY IT'S LIKE I GET A NEW REMINDER WHY I NEED TO LEAVE THIS FUCKING PLACE HOLY FUCK GET ME OUT OF HERE[/QUOTE] Where do you even live? Was it your parents shitting or was it someone else?

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;48062189]My little brother still isn't properly bathroom trained. At his age there's definitely something up with him, and I don't know what, but it is apparently possible that he has some physical disorder or something. That doesn't excuse there being shit everywhere or him acting completely ignorant of it, and that certainly doesn't mean I have to be fucking content with it.[/QUOTE] By little brother, how old do you mean?

i commented on a (french) blog post in french calling something shit, someone's replied in french, and im not anything like good enough with the language to give a reasoned response

[QUOTE=despair3173;48065319]i commented on a (french) blog post in french calling something shit, someone's replied in french, and im not anything like good enough with the language to give a reasoned response[/QUOTE] Just say 'oui oui le baquette hon hon hon' they'll get it

[QUOTE=despair3173;48065319]i commented on a (french) blog post in french calling something shit, someone's replied in french, and im not anything like good enough with the language to give a reasoned response[/QUOTE] I can assist you.

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