Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition

[despair3173]

"on accident"

[Crimor]

[QUOTE=daigennki;48070564]Now I truly realize what people mean when they're talking about bad-mannered Chinese tourists here.

I was at a shopping center the other day, a pretty big one. Was waiting for the elevator, this family which appears to be Chinese was behind me. Next thing I know, they're talking SO FUCKING LOUD. Like, I might be talking on the phone and the other person can hear them kind of loud.

Gee, and people wonder why we dislike Chinese tourists. They need to get their shit together and realize that they aren't in China.[/QUOTE]

There is no worse punishment than having to deal with mainland chinese tourists.

[kijji]

Right before I gotta leave for work, the dog gets sick on my parents' bed and right by the front door, I won't have time to clean it up and it makes [I]me[/I] feel sick when I go near.

[Rossy167]

So family barbeque and typically everything is a bit crap, as my family moans about how much better their generation is. But then it really kicks off as they talk about driving (doing lessons) and my nan's brother in law says with absolute sincerity, and I quote "we're not harsh enough on bad drivers, if a driver can't be prove he's careful enough to drive they should just kill them before they kill someone else" and the table nods in agreement as my jaw drops.

When I spend most of my time talking about people so far left that they've gone full circle and started supporting censorship it's easy to forget that people like him still exist.

[Ramona Flowers]

I'm gonna fucking miss spatfest [I]and [/I]the chance to play terraria with the WAYT guys all because my family is dragging me to boston for some reason, [I]yay, yippee, a vacation.[/I] I'm more of a stay-at-home-and-do-nothing-for-a-weekend kind of guy

[Invadernouga]

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;48054112]I heard a bomb whistle sound effect today while I was at work. You know what my first reaction was?

Yell "INCOMING" and throw myself into the nearest available cover. I didn't actually do that, but it was one of those crazy "am I really hearing that?" moments, you know?

Basic training fucked me up in some weird ways.[/QUOTE]

That's like the most boot thing I've ever heard tbh

[Adarrek]

I can't talk to this girl because there is something wrong with her skype or mine, that or she is just not responding to my messages which doesn't make any sense.
I see her online all the time, she even wished me happy birthday the other day but not responding to any of my messages.
I added her on another account but she didn't accept it even though i saw her online today.
Also when we could talk, her messages were getting delayed.
I'm really getting mad because i have no way of contacting her outside of skype and i havent talked to her in weeks...
What do i do?

[editline]28th June 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=ElderLolz;48066395]Every bug in general that swarms in your room when it's summer.[/QUOTE]

That's why i keep my doors shut 24/7

[inaba]

So many bad hairdays recently.
Bad hairweeks basically.

[Flak]

I work in a call center right? So all my job is being on a phone, and so many people just like eat the fucking phone so all I hear is "mrmrmrbermer" and they act like it's my fault I can't hear them clearly.

[Pascall]

Talking to people about my asexuality and having them borderline understanding until they whip out the:

"Oh well I hope one day you can have someone who will make great love to you so you can know what it feels like!"

Like oh.

Thanks.

[magicactus]

My fucking parents always promise me, and my siblings shit, then end up canceling, or changing their minds in the end. Every. Single. FUCKINg time. It's not even like, well I just did something wrong, so now they aren't going to do as they promised, no, it's for no fucking reason, like they don't feel like it anymore, or realize something that's insanely obvious that they should have realized in the first place. I just wish they wouldn't get our hopes up, it's driving me insane, and i'm sick of it.

** p.s this is my last post before i'm purposely getting permabanned, hasta la vista men, it ws fun! B)

** NVmmmmm, I'll stick around hh.

[oytal]

[QUOTE=Pascall;48074536]Talking to people about my asexuality and having them borderline understanding until they whip out the:

"Oh well I hope one day you can have someone who will make great love to you so you can know what it feels like!"

Like oh.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

"Oh your gay? I hope one day you can have a girl make love to you so you can know what it feels like"

:suicide:

[스카치 여우]

Upstairs toilet takes nearly an hour to fill for no reason, so I decided to turn off the service valve. The valve just conveniently broke at the same time and won't fucking turn off. So that means no water for the whole house when we replace it. :suicide:

[Psycommu]

[QUOTE=Sombrero;48074919]Upstairs toilet takes nearly an hour to fill for no reason, so I decided to turn off the service valve. The valve just conveniently broke at the same time and won't fucking turn off. So that means no water for the whole house when we replace it. :suicide:[/QUOTE]

If you have hard water, lime buildup is probably blocking something up making it fill slowly. Could also why the valve broke, lime buildup can do that.

Source: We have constantly failing toilets due to hard water and we can't afford a fucking softener.

[TransplantedHead]

"Lets eat outside" said no one fucking ever

[4yourmalice]

When your friends get pissy at you for not being able to hang out. Especially after you've been understanding with them in the past when they've done the same.

[maddogsamurai]

Just when I thought that I created a solution to everyone's problems that's been going on for the past 3 years, I seem to be getting negative/dumb vibes or the fact that they don't want any involvement in it. I planned this to be a group project, unless they PM me, I can't abandon my project now that I've finally made decent progress.

[Enclave]

I'm mad. I just hate my university and colleagues.

[Fulsy]

A flat-panel LCD TV that I've used for my main monitor has a dodgy connector, which causes noise to occasionally appear on the screen, so now I have to keep the little service door off, and jiggle the wires every time it fucks up.

I have another TV that's much larger, but the power supply is fucked, and I'll probably need a kill-a-watt meter to begin work on repairing it, which probably isn't worth it seeing that the TV's a Funai, one of the most infamous chinese OEMs around.

[Brobattington]

When someone posts a link and you don't expect a screamer from it and BAM!
It's a screamer.

[Flak]

A reminder on why I'm not voting for Hilary Clinton.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/SpUcdNk.png[/img]

[Talvy]

FACEPUNCH IS RUDE was moved to OIFY

blues have rights :(

[kijji]

I fucking hate near-debilitating back pain

[Araknid]

My parents sold a car.
The retard that bought that car is getting shitloads of fines with that car.
We're getting the fines.
We told the magistrates court that the car was sold, not in our posession, and the car now belonged to someone else.
'We did not find sufficient grounds to revoke the order.'
you can fuck right off, cunts

[WhiteHusky]

Does anyone have that feeling that they have an opinion about someone, but at the same time you don't want to throw under the bus?

Because I have some things to say about someone and I'm having that feeling.

[Blazedol]

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;48078243]Does anyone have that feeling that they have an opinion about someone, but at the same time you don't want to throw under the bus?

Because I have some things to say about someone and I'm having that feeling.[/QUOTE]

I did until I said it

[WhiteHusky]

[QUOTE=Blazedol;48078256]I did until I said it[/QUOTE]

Well here it goes,

Kiwi is apparently biased against me on and will ban me for a topic I didn't start and lazily got involved in the conversation before it was swiftly dismissed on their TeamSpeak.

Aka no fun CAH for me because Kiwi has a ban-trigger for me as we briefly, as a channel, talked about something he doesn't like in a lighthearted manner and dismissed quickly instantly by everyone before Kiwi pointed the finger to me because reasons after I left the TS.

[URL="https://youtu.be/BGi6Q1pNbS0?t=13s"]Sent this as a message[/URL] in spite considering we have the Facepunch Network and we should really be using that for Facepunch related nonsense.

[NyxCrab]

Some douchebag is trying to get into my steam account by bruteforcing the password and sending in a bunch of password resets to my email.

[WhiteHusky]

[QUOTE=Gunzers6;48078305]Some douchebag is trying to get into my steam account by bruteforcing the password and sending in a bunch of password resets to my email.[/QUOTE]

Message support and hope they actually respond.

[NyxCrab]

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;48078309]Message support and hope they actually respond.[/QUOTE]
I already changed the passwords on both my email and steam account so hopefully if he knows one of them he can't get into it now.