Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition

[gk99]

My stomach hurts so fucking much and I don't know why :asdfghjkl;':

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Also I want to try TTW but I'm not buying all the DLCs for FO3 just for that.

[Euskalduna]

So when I go over to my girlfriends, after I'm done eating I bring my tray back downstairs into the kitchen because I'm polite like that, and generally since I'm on the way I just take her tray too.

Now her parents are giving her shit because they interpret that as her forcing me to do it while I'm their guest. God fucking damn them

[KaideKillsYou]

When people cant accept you for who you are, and constantly criticize you for it.

[Alsojames]

I'm getting pissed off at one of my dogs.

My mum and her boyfriend went to Cuba for a week so obviously I have to take them out every day. One of them is perfectly fine, going outside like he's supposed to when he's supposed to and not making it difficult.

The other one, who we rescued ~6 years ago, is still terrified of people that aren't our immediate family and friends, so taking him outside when there's people, which is every time I have to take him out based on our schedule thanks to the nice weather we've been having, is a job and a half. If there is anyone, and I mean[B][I][U]ANYONE[/U][/I][/B] in the back yard when I walk out the back door, he'll turn around, run back inside and refuse to go back out for another half hour at least.

Yesterday he couldn't wait five more seconds to go out the back door in the morning and shat on the stairs. In my frustration and hunger (I hadn't eaten breakfast yet), I forgot to go back down the stairs and clean it up. This morning he did it again going down the stairs, refused to pee outside, then peed on the staircase halfway back up the stairs. This evening the building manager talked to me, reminding me that I need to clean up after my own messes and he might talk to my parents.

And I know how this talk will go, too. It'll be a two hour long lecture of I NEED TO LEARN TO BE RESPONSIBLE and WHEN I'M GIVEN A JOB I NEED TO DO IT AND DON'T HALF ASS IT and IF THIS WERE A REAL JOB I'D BE FIRED and DO YOU WANT US TO GET EVICTED.

Never mind the fact that I've told them the most of the ~6 years we've had this stupid dog that he refuses to go for me, because I'm not the alpha and he isn't scared of not following my orders, so he can be as scared of everyone as he wants, oh no. No, I'm just lazy and I'd rather "sit on my ass playing videogames all day than doing any work around the house". Nope, 6 years of this fucking mutt not doing what I want him to, but nope I'm just lazy and I need to learn to haul the hundred-pound dog out the door when every single last cell in his body does not want to go.

[Jho]

People saying/posting: 'It always gets better!' when referring to life issues.

[Rangergxi]

[QUOTE=Jho;48226034]People saying/posting: 'It always gets better!' when referring to life issues.[/QUOTE]

"You just gotta work hard" -Rich guy who inherited a bunch of money and has connections through parents.

[ColdAsRice]

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Why the fuck is this sideways, anyways not even craft stores are safe from the side-character cancer called minions

[kingstead]

Gotta love it when people borrow your shit and then proceed to [I]lose it[/I]

Jesus christ my cell phone is lost and now I've got this throbbing headache because of it

[smileykiller447]

So I signed up for classes, and now I'm in some deep shit. Thanks America.

[Laffle]

fucking
[IMG]http://puu.sh/j23Xt/231b533bdf.png[/IMG]
bonus points if it's a super loud webm

[Blazedol]

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;48226044]"You just gotta work hard" -Rich guy who inherited a bunch of money and has connections through parents.[/QUOTE]

I don't really mind it when that happens, since it's kinda true for someone like me.

What I do mind, however, is when they say that and it's followed by something like "now stop whining."

[maddogsamurai]

I'm mad at myself for lashing out in a Steam Workshop comment section over some edited models with the author. Turns out that he might have made some better changes than what the original model had, and I'm just grabbing straws over the first pic with little concrete evidence. So this is what being a blind idiot feels like.

[Sand Castle]

living with just my mom and sister is getting weird -- especially since they've both taken recent issue with my mostly being by myself

i walked in to the living room for casual menstral cycle chat

this is it. this is the post-dad world i live in now

[jbthekid]

I physically feel the need to cry, and I love a good cry. I've been going through a lot of tough shit this month and I seriously feel that itch you kind of get, like in your nose when you're about to sneeze or cry, but I can't bring out the tears. I hate it.

Maybe sad music or thinking about emotional times in my past will help, but dammit I really need to release the emotions.

[gk99]

None of these "your choices matter!" games ever give me the option to do what I'd actually do in the situation.

For instance, there's something like "Side with X or side with Y" and most of the time depending on the circumstance I wouldn't side with anyone because they would result in the other person not liking you which would lead to a betrayal later on, and this is exactly the shit that happens in the game. It forces you into getting fucked in the ass and it annoys me, I'd love a game that let me smooth-talk my way out of conflict.

[Blazedol]

[QUOTE=gk99;48227827]None of these "your choices matter!" games ever give me the option to do what I'd actually do in the situation.

For instance, there's something like "Side with X or side with Y" and most of the time depending on the circumstance I wouldn't side with anyone because they would result in the other person not liking you which would lead to a betrayal later on, and this is exactly the shit that happens in the game. It forces you into getting fucked in the ass and it annoys me, I'd love a game that let me smooth-talk my way out of conflict.[/QUOTE]

New Vegas did that really well. Not only did your choices have an actual fucking impact on the story, you also had a [I]lot[/I] of choices.

[Halflight]

My younger sister
Imagine the personality of a sassy black woman along with useless bravados and a "you idiot can't touch me because I have mom behind me" mentality
Sadly, a beating is the only thing that could adjust her, but it would bring serious issues along and be more trouble than it's worth

[Zotobom]

People who ignore your messages on Steam or w/e

It's fine if you don't want to talk but just tell me

Same goes for people who just go 'k', just say 'Hey, don't feel like talking right now, sorry!'. No one would get offended by that and it's not much trouble.

[gk99]

[QUOTE=Blazedol;48227860]New Vegas did that really well. Not only did your choices have an actual fucking impact on the story, you also had a [I]lot[/I] of choices.[/QUOTE]

But even then there was forced shit like "Oh, you sided with House? Guess you have to kill the [sp]Brotherhood of Steel[/sp] and there's no way around it" so you can't negotiate or anything.

I mean it wasn't nearly as bad since that was near the end of the game but still.

[Talvy]

:snip:

[Rangergxi]

[QUOTE=gk99;48228001]But even then there was forced shit like "Oh, you sided with House? Guess you have to kill the [sp]Brotherhood of Steel[/sp] and there's no way around it" so you can't negotiate or anything.[/QUOTE]

But the forced shit was part of the story. House is a character who is so sure of himself, amoral and pragmatic. Thats who he is and that is his major character flaw.

[Recurracy]

[QUOTE=Jarokwa;48224985]''I'll put this here, I'll never forget that its in this spot!''

After a while, I'll really need it, and I'll have forgotten where I put it and then find it in the most retarded place.[/QUOTE]
I bought two cakes for the last day at my internship. There was half of each left, so I took it home on my bicycle. When I got home, I had planned it out already; I'd put the cake on a table we had outside, then store away my bicycle, get the cake, put away my bag and put up my coat.
I did all of that except get the cake. Somehow I had forgotten about the cake entirely.

It was good cake. I had to throw it away the next morning. That made me sad.

[Blazedol]

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;48228044]But the forced shit was part of the story. House is a character who is so sure of himself, amoral and pragmatic. Thats who he is and that is his major character flaw.[/QUOTE]

plus you can fuck him over at any time you want

[Neat!]

[img]http://assets2.ignimgs.com/1999/11/04/misslecommand5-126084_320w.jpg[/img]

this fucking game

[I]this fucking game[/I]

young me was so fucking pissed at this level, man.

[gk99]

Fuck, there's a part in Life is Strange where you [sp]go back in time and save your friend's dad from a car crash[/sp] and the fact that I can relate to that just caused a floodgate of childhood memories to come flooding back and now I'm fucking crying

I thought I was over this shit but I guess fucking not

[Killer900]

[QUOTE=Alsojames;48225428]I'm getting pissed off at one of my dogs.

My mum and her boyfriend went to Cuba for a week so obviously I have to take them out every day. One of them is perfectly fine, going outside like he's supposed to when he's supposed to and not making it difficult.

The other one, who we rescued ~6 years ago, is still terrified of people that aren't our immediate family and friends, so taking him outside when there's people, which is every time I have to take him out based on our schedule thanks to the nice weather we've been having, is a job and a half. If there is anyone, and I mean[B][I][U]ANYONE[/U][/I][/B] in the back yard when I walk out the back door, he'll turn around, run back inside and refuse to go back out for another half hour at least.

Yesterday he couldn't wait five more seconds to go out the back door in the morning and shat on the stairs. In my frustration and hunger (I hadn't eaten breakfast yet), I forgot to go back down the stairs and clean it up. This morning he did it again going down the stairs, refused to pee outside, then peed on the staircase halfway back up the stairs. This evening the building manager talked to me, reminding me that I need to clean up after my own messes and he might talk to my parents.

And I know how this talk will go, too. It'll be a two hour long lecture of I NEED TO LEARN TO BE RESPONSIBLE and WHEN I'M GIVEN A JOB I NEED TO DO IT AND DON'T HALF ASS IT and IF THIS WERE A REAL JOB I'D BE FIRED and DO YOU WANT US TO GET EVICTED.

Never mind the fact that I've told them the most of the ~6 years we've had this stupid dog that he refuses to go for me, because I'm not the alpha and he isn't scared of not following my orders, so he can be as scared of everyone as he wants, oh no. No, I'm just lazy and I'd rather "sit on my ass playing videogames all day than doing any work around the house". Nope, 6 years of this fucking mutt not doing what I want him to, but nope I'm just lazy and I need to learn to haul the hundred-pound dog out the door when every single last cell in his body does not want to go.[/QUOTE]don't call the dog stupid man

[Skelosk]

Those fucking Minion piece of shit toys sold at Mcdonalds that make obnoxious noise when you shake them

One of my colleagues have the whole set on his desk and everyone finds it fucking hilarious when he shakes them. Problem is, WE ARE AN IT COMPANY THAT WORKS WITH PHONES. WE ARE ON THE PHONE WITH CLIENTS ALL THE DAMN TIME. STOP MAKING NOISE YOU DIPSHIT! I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE!

Fuck. It's not even that funny, they just make noise. And he just didn't do it today, it's been a week. A whole week of the same shit and everyone still find that funny. Retarded pricks.

[Cabbage]

[QUOTE=Killer900;48228321]don't call the dog stupid man[/QUOTE]

i'm sure it's so offended

[Pascall]

Bothers me a lot how my dad asks me for my car payment money. Like I know he does me a favor by sorta being the liaison until I get a job where I can reliably pay for my car, but sends me texts that are like "are you gonna give me money?" at like 7am.

He does it in person too. It's just like ugh yes I'm gonna pay you, can you at least pretend like you care about anything else.

[kijji]

I had a dream where I met a really nice (and really hot) Swedish chick somewhere on FP and she was really into video games and we had a fun time and shit.

Then I woke up; I have never felt so disappointed in my entire life :bullshit: