Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition

[Mikebot]

Playing Smite, suddenly 990 fucking ping and I am forced to take a pounding just because Comcast is such a shit company who can't even do customer service right

Like seriously, they're the only ISP in my area so those illuminati lizard men can just jack up the prices and not give a damn because they have a monopoly on it so no competition

[Rebi]

[QUOTE=RobyYe;48256751]Mine definitely is my girlfriends favourite song. On Melancholy Hill. It's really nice to listen to. Very relaxing.[/QUOTE]

El mañana and Hong Kong are pretty chill songs that are nice to listen to on a rainy day. I remember hearing those and thinking how crazy I was for thinking them of them as a rap group awhile back.

[Recurracy]

I wish I had someone to go airsofting with

[Mister Sandman]

Fuckin' family drama again
so recently my mom has become utter besties with some lady named Beni. I kept hearing about her, and then I met her on 4th of July. She's some lady from the ghetto and my mom's new best friend 4 lyfe. She kept acting weirdly familiar with my little siblings like she was their aunt or some shit. I've kept hearing about her since. Well, tonight my mom and her go out to our favorite restaurant and then went out to pool league. That was the last I had heard. Now, my mom is home furious and probably cutting ties with her because apparently she got cocaine for people while they were out. She's also furious with my stepdad because he's angry at her for being mad at Beni.
I'm personally 1000 percent not surprised at all. Frankly, my mom is one of the worst judges of character of all time, and my dad's seemingly not far off. Every fucking woman she makes her best friend turns out to be an awful, shitty person. They're manipulative, backstabbing, gossiping, whatever.
Maybe if they didn't make all of their friends in scummy bars, this wouldn't fucking happen.

Also, I accidentally spilled something on my keyboard while I was cleaning and now I believe it is completely busted. I have to get a new one tomorrow. SSSSSSSSHIET

oh well it was sucky anyway

[Araknid]

I had to take a dump
it felt like there was napalm flowing through my guts

[Makzutheamazing]

Carbonated water is bullshit.

it was a hot day so i went to a store to buy some water.

But when i opened the bottle i hear a "tshh" sound.

So i look at the bottle and and it says "carbonated water" with a font 10 times smaller than the brands name.

Goddamit thats 1.50 € wasted.

[Plucky]

Google Translate translating dashes (not necessarily -'s in that exact form) as the Japanese symbol for "One" (Ichi, ー), chances are there's significant differences between extending a vowel sound and lack of a dash, Google. have to give them props for handwriting and even generating a list of characters for the sake of finding correct ones rather than sieving through an altcode list, it's much faster for random people's...[I]Manga[/I] on Pixiv.

Maybe it's just syntax/dialects/slang/unknown words that's tripping it. would be amazing if you can forcibly add English-phonetics in there as a replacement for the lack of Dashes.

[sp]apparantly Guro in the western world is limited to bloody things. but in Japan, Guro is written as Guh-ross, [I]Gross[/I] but sounds more like Gloss in terms of sounds, in japan it's more about Grotesque stuff rather than plain pornographic which is more of its own sub-genre[/sp]

[PestoVerde]

my good pair of glasses broke as i accidentaly knock them over

[Sand Castle]

[QUOTE=GamerChick;48257598]Apparently names on papers I was throwing out just now are a concerted effort to steal our identity according to mom.

:conspiratard:[/QUOTE]

i rate those papers 9/11 because they're suspicious, and require further investigation. what the fuck is wrong with them, spreading this snitch ass bullshit? don't they get that rand sanders was behind 9/11 and kony was innocent?

[Flak]

I pulled into the parking lot for my school and it started pouring out of nowhere. I'm completely soaked.

[ProfHappycat7]

alright some stuff is tagged so you don't read it while eating lunch

basically, i was having some [B]MASSIVE[/B] stomach cramps for some reason after i woke up, so i decided to go sit on the toilet. [sp]i ended up crapping, and when i got up i saw blood in the stool[/sp][sp]not a massive amount, but enough to worry about[/sp]
weirdly enough after that the stomach cramp is gone
wtf, body.

if it happens again within the week i'm going to the doctor

[Sand Castle]

being forced in to structure

when i wasn't being forced in to structure i still took care of myself -- ate fine, showered/brushed teeth every day, did even more than one day's worth of schoolwork every day, and still had time to play games or do video editing -- which is what i want to do for a job, it's good to practice and learn after effects more. as a bonus, i got to use my computer at home which was pretty decently specced, i had two monitors and peripherals i liked using. simple. i was also in bed before 3 am every night and that was a pretty good improvement from someone that stayed up until 4 or 5 most days before that. i also got to sleep as long as i needed to and for the first time in quite a while, felt well rested in the morning

now i'm being forced in to structure -- can't get shit done because the only place i can do schoolwork is far too distracting, have to work on a shitty computer, am constantly full and feeling like shit after being forced to eat 3 meals a day, no time/ability to do anything fun either, and i'm tired all the time because i'm constantly dragged out of bed after having no time to get any sleep

but lol yeah this is totally reasonable, being forced to be on the schedule of someone that has to go to a real school when i don't have to go to a real school

sometimes it feels like my mom is so stressed out because of situations she walks right in to that she actively aspires to make me as miserable as her

[editline]21st July 2015[/editline]

the only reason i'm getting is that "you need to be ready for college and having a real job"

both of those things are a ways off for me, and i can schedule classes later in the day so i have more time to sleep, and also work freelance so i can [B]be on my own damn schedule[/B]

[RobyYe]

[QUOTE=Recurracy;48258207]I wish I had someone to go airsofting with[/QUOTE]Same here, I thought it was illegal still over here? I don't have an airsoft weapon, but last time I tried I got warned by the police for importing illegal weaponry. Yeeep.

[Jotunn]

[QUOTE=thelurker1234;48254914]Why does EA insist on using battlelog and punkbuster for their games

both can be incredible pains in the asses at various times, the first sometimes throws a fuss about your browser, and the other sometimes just kicks you until you do some annoying stuff to get it to work. VAC just works in the background, I don't have to go to google to find out why VAC isn't working for every valve game I play.

Also battlefield related, I find it funny when servers ban swearing to have a "family friendly atmosphere", when your character and the radio people swear like sailors. They're essentially like "SHIT THEY JUST CAPTURED CHARLIE FUCK"[/QUOTE]

The swearing was more prevalent in BF3. "COCKSUCKER WITH A MACHINE GUN OVER THERE!" and "HOLY FUCK RUN! MOTHERFUCKING GRENADE!" I also kinda like battlelog, except for the use of the NPAPI plugin forcing me to move off chrome. But I find it to be a great way of doing things, especially with the mods people have made to improve it vastly. [url=http://getbblog.com/en/]Better Battlelog[/url] skins are amazing, and you can't do that kind of thing with an in-game browser.

[junker154]

The euro currency has become so weak. I cannot benefit from buying stuff in stores that uses dollar as a currency. It's a shame.

[Grixis]

Mosquitos. They had a field day with my legs and I can't find any anti-itch stuff in my house.

[Flumbooze]

GMG is down, so I have to wait even longer for my friend to play ESO with.

[Talvy]

So I'm playing Silent Hill 2 and just walked into what appears to be another endless interior section.

[Mio Akiyama]

People on tumblr who overanalyze a kids movie like Inside Out, by saying Riley is agender because her emotions are different genders

[Rangergxi]

[QUOTE=Mio Akiyama;48261219]People on tumblr who overanalyze a kids movie like Inside Out, by saying Riley is agender because her emotions are different genders[/QUOTE]

People on Tumblr.

[Sand Castle]

i feel so bad for the people running tumblr, it's like they want it to be a cool place for adult designers/artists/general hobbiests and instead it's hormonal teens telling made up stories about school/moronic college students telling everyone how the world should be ran

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=Sand Castle;48261247]instead it's hormonal teens telling made up stories about school/moronic college students telling everyone how the world should be ran[/QUOTE]

Really? I guess I'm on the wrong website then because all I've been following are designers/artists/general hobbyists.

[Sand Castle]

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;48261337]Really? I guess I'm on the wrong website then because all I've been following are designers/artists/general hobbyists.[/QUOTE]

there are definitely blogs that are that but they're far outnumbered by what i said and also people who just reblog stuff/fandom shit

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=Sand Castle;48261375]there are definitely blogs that are that but they're far outnumbered by what i said and also people who just reblog stuff/fandom shit[/QUOTE]

I have no issue with fandom blogs or people who reblog things

[Kirbyfactor]

[QUOTE=RobyYe;48260784]Same here, I thought it was illegal still over here? I don't have an airsoft weapon, but last time I tried I got warned by the police for importing illegal weaponry. Yeeep.[/QUOTE]

I met someone a couple days ago who owned an entire airsoft set, suit and everything. I dunno if he owned it all legally though

[Doomevil]

When someone misplaces your shit

Stop messing with my shit you assholes!

[Thelurker1234]

[QUOTE=Sand Castle;48261247]i feel so bad for the people running tumblr, it's like they want it to be a cool place for adult designers/artists/general hobbiests and instead it's hormonal teens telling made up stories about school/moronic college students telling everyone how the world should be ran[/QUOTE]

Except the website is used for those purposes a lot. Seriously, it's like claiming that reddit is full of MRA blimps bitching about how much they hate women, it all depends on who you follow/what subs you subscribe to.

[RobyYe]

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;48261565]I met someone a couple days ago who owned an entire airsoft set, suit and everything. I dunno if he owned it all legally though[/QUOTE]Probably went to Belgium. You're around Rotterdam right? Or South-Holland? If so, then they probably went to Belgium. Way easier and rather close too.

[ProfHappycat7]

so i can't get the top of my NES off since the idiot before me glued down all 4 sides of the top piece of plastic and removed all the screws :suicide:

[Kirbyfactor]

[QUOTE=RobyYe;48261808]Probably went to Belgium. You're around Rotterdam right? Or South-Holland? If so, then they probably went to Belgium. Way easier and rather close too.[/QUOTE]

Yea Rotterdam is right. I don't know where he was from though, didn't ask him :v: