Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition

[XNiggerHunter88X]

People who use :^) unironically yet bitch about how much they hate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). It looks different but used in the exact same way and is equally as cancerous.

People who reply to a comment with a reply that isn't a question but they add a question mark at the end.

"Hey guys did you see when ___ did that thing?"

"But ___ didn't do that thing?"

THAT'S NOT A FUCKING QUESTION PUT A PERIOD AT THE END.

[FireArrow133]

My body feels like Satan put on a condom coated with ghost pepper and raped me with a very big dick.

[Talvy]

why? did that actually happen?

[FireArrow133]

[QUOTE=Talvy;48272720]why? did that actually happen?[/QUOTE]

I'm going to spoiler tag this shit so people don't get disgusted or weirded out but

[sp] I can't stop going to the bathroom. Sure, I'm drinking alot, explains why I go frequently to pee but when it comes to having to drop a deuce, oh god, it's really bad, I can barely get anything out, and it feels like a giant gas bubble inside my body that's about to burst at any moment.

Can't they just make laxatives for both poop and pee issues?[/sp]

[GamerChick]

I've been eating stuff all day and I feel like a fatty. :c

[Micros]

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;48272400]People who use :^) unironically yet bitch about how much they hate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). It looks different but used in the exact same way and is equally as cancerous.

People who reply to a comment with a reply that isn't a question but they add a question mark at the end.

"Hey guys sis you see when ___ did that thing?"

"But ___ didn't do that thing?"

THAT'S NOT A FUCKING QUESTION PUT A PERIOD AT THE END.[/QUOTE]

I tend to see myself and others do it on accident?

[Common_Crab]

it's annoying when online games do server maintenance right when you finally get a moment to play it.
It's even more annoying when it keeps happening.

[Zombie]

[QUOTE=Texas_Ranger;48273380]it's annoying when online games do server maintenance right when you finally get a moment to play it.
It's even more annoying when it keeps happening.[/QUOTE]

FFXIV. Ugh.

[IlluminatiRex]

In the Star Wars games thread I had said that I was getting back to playing KOTOR 1 (Never even got off of Taris) and then someone spoils like a huge thing that's a plot point for the games like thanks.

seriously, spoilers are really pissing me off. Like why is it hard to just put things in sp tags like that????

[editline]23rd July 2015[/editline]

that honestly fucking ruined my night

[Halflight]

Who the hell was that dickhead?

[ottr]

[QUOTE=bdd458;48273592]In the Star Wars games thread I had said that I was getting back to playing KOTOR 1 (Never even got off of Taris) and then someone spoils like a huge thing that's a plot point for the games like thanks.

seriously, spoilers are really pissing me off. Like why is it hard to just put things in sp tags like that????

[editline]23rd July 2015[/editline]

that honestly fucking ruined my night[/QUOTE]

murder him

[gk99]

[QUOTE=bdd458;48273592]In the Star Wars games thread I had said that I was getting back to playing KOTOR 1 (Never even got off of Taris) and then someone spoils like a huge thing that's a plot point for the games like thanks.

seriously, spoilers are really pissing me off. Like why is it hard to just put things in sp tags like that????

[editline]23rd July 2015[/editline]

that honestly fucking ruined my night[/QUOTE]

This is why I'm fucking BLAZING through the MGS games so I can go to the MGS thread without worry of a game from over a decade ago (or Peace Walker) being spoiled

[Flumbooze]

Why write something like that on Facebook?

Anyway, I hate About every comment section of Facebook on political shit. So many hateful, ignorant, cruel people on this planet.

[Sand Castle]

i hate that having a different political viewpoint makes someone evil/cruel/whatever else

[editline]23rd July 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;48276073]I write rants on Facebook quite often that are about that long. I used to at least, I have been kinda slacking this year.

I love writing so much, it's one of my favorite pastimes, but when I make a big mistake on a project I worked that hard on, I feel like I'm Da Vinci after finishing the Mona Lisa and then just throwing a bucket of mixed paint at the easel. I'm not comparing myself to Da Vinci or anything, but I put a lot of passion into what I write. I gotta say, it's kinda put me off from doing much writing in the near future. I still feel stupid about it.[/QUOTE]

get a medium account, facebook is terrible

[alpha00zero]

I went to an interview, came out happy because I was sure to have the job.

Now I call them back to update on a few details and they are telling me that they might have other candidates.

I knew this was way too good to be true. Now there's a chance I might not get the job. I mean the guy said "See you Monday." I interpreted it as a "Okay you're hired!"

I guess I'm a big fool and now I'm nervous as fuck because I might not be chosen. I really need that job.
But I'm at the mercy of Life shoving me a big piece of meat in the face just to snatch it at the last second before I could even bite.

Fuck this blows.

[Flumbooze]

[QUOTE=alpha00zero;48276303]I went to an interview, came out happy because I was sure to have the job.

Now I call them back to update on a few details and they are telling me that they might have other candidates.

I knew this was way too good to be true. Now there's a chance I might not get the job. I mean the guy said "See you Monday." I interpreted it as a "Okay you're hired!"

I guess I'm a big fool and now I'm nervous as fuck because I might not be chosen. I really need that job.
But I'm at the mercy of Life shoving me a big piece of meat in the face just to snatch it at the last second before I could even bite.

Fuck this blows.[/QUOTE]

Shit that fucking sucks, I was so happy for you. Hopefully you get the job, you deserve it.

[Rangergxi]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;48275037]When you make a huge factual error in something that you wrote that you had a lot of confidence in and it gets debunked instantly.
.[/QUOTE]

When you make a large post and the people you're arguing with ignore everything and go for the one error you made.

[Pascall]

don't make big posts on facebook that's not rly what facebook is made for

gotta use the right site for that kinda stuff

[Vekso]

[QUOTE=Pascall;48276582]don't make big posts on facebook that's not rly what facebook is made for

gotta use the right site for that kinda stuff[/QUOTE]

To be honest I avoid most debates on the internet because many people act like morons on the internet

[Skelosk]

Not just the Internet, fucking everywhere.

[Rangergxi]

Watching ww1 series and learning about these generals is infuriating. Like holy fuck Italian general, why the fuck are you blaming your troops when you aren't even arming a ton of them and using suicidal tactics?

[Mister Sandman]

OK, normally I don't like the idea of pedophilia culture, but, if there is such a thing
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F57P9C4SAW4[/media]
this certainly falls under that
like what the fuck

[Sand Castle]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;48277035]OK, normally I don't like the idea of pedophilia culture, but, if there is such a thing
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F57P9C4SAW4[/media]
this certainly falls under that
like what the fuck[/QUOTE]

you mean when katy perry was 25? uh okay

[Rangergxi]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;48277035]OK, normally I don't like the idea of pedophilia culture, but, if there is such a thing
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F57P9C4SAW4[/media]
this certainly falls under that
like what the fuck[/QUOTE]

When people think its progressive to treat adult women like children. :hammered:

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Sand Castle;48277063]you mean when katy perry was 25? uh okay[/QUOTE]

She's dressed up and acting like she's 8 years old, except hypersexualized with lots of cleavage and shit, wandering around Candyland full of hot girls in equally skimpy little girl outfits licking lollipops while being peered at by a black dude, and half the music video she spends laying naked on a cloud with nothing but a hairband and cotton candy on her, making Coppertone baby faces
[I]come on, man.[/I]

[Sand Castle]

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;48277107]When people think its progressive to treat adult women like children. :hammered:[/QUOTE]

no one ever said this was progressive or feminist

[Pascall]

katy perry isn't much of a feminist she's very uh...

idk what the word is but she's definitely not out here bein progressive she kinda just does w/e she wants and not all of it is good

[Zombie]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;48277110]She's dressed up and acting like she's 8 years old, except hypersexualized with lots of cleavage and shit, wandering around Candyland full of hot girls in equally skimpy little girl outfits licking lollipops while being peered at by a black dude, and half the music video she spends laying naked on a cloud with nothing but a hairband and cotton candy on her, making Coppertone baby faces
[I]come on, man.[/I][/QUOTE]

Don't tell me if you were put into a world full of candy you wouldn't act like an 8 year old.

It's hypersexualized because it's MEANT to be. That's the point of the video. Candy != children. It's why the most prevalent idea of a sexual woman is represented by an older woman licking a lollipop, or an ice cream cone (like in the video).

The outfits are skimpy, but don't qualify as little girl outfits. Honestly, I don't know about you, but I don't think I've ever seen little girls with giant cupcakes on their breasts that spew whipped cream, let alone a majority of the outfits.

She's being peered by fucking SNOOP DOGG, which is the POINT, because:

A. He has a cameo in the song, and

B. The song wants to shove it in your face more that Katy Perry is hot by showing a prominent man in the music industry checking her out. You know, how a guy checks out a girl?

Half the time she's spent naked is because she literally wants to appear naked to up the appeal of the video.

There's no pedophilia culture here.

STGYM: When people overanalyze shit.

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;48277470]Don't tell me if you were put into a world full of candy you wouldn't act like an 8 year old.

It's hypersexualized because it's MEANT to be. That's the point of the video. Candy != children. It's why the most prevalent idea of a sexual woman is represented by an older woman licking a lollipop.

The outfits are skimpy, but don't qualify as little girl outfits. Honestly, I don't know about you, but I don't think I've ever seen little girls with giant cupcakes on their breasts that spew whipped cream, let alone a majority of the outfits.

She's being peered by fucking SNOOP DOGG, which is the POINT, because:

A. He has a cameo in the song, and

B. The song wants to shove it in your face more that Katy Perry is hot.

Half the time she's spent naked is because she literally wants to appear naked.[/QUOTE]

If I was put in to a world of candy I'm pretty sure I wouldn't act like a stereotypical child. Also, it being the point for it to be hypersexualized means nothing. I wasn't saying they accidentally made a creepy ass video that shoots me pedophillic vibes. Also, when I think of 'sexual older woman', I don't think of candy. I just think of a hot older chick. On the whole candy thing, candy is, yes, for the most part, for kids. Decades of holidays, stores, and media have portrayed it as such. The first person we think of heading down to get some ice cream or candy is not an adult.
I don't know what to even make of the cupcake tits, but if you want to tell me there's nothing intentionally childlike about this image
[t]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/172671/KATY-PERRY-CALIFORNIA-GURLS.jpg[/t]
You're bullshitting the both of us
also I don't get why the guy being Snoop Dogg changes anything unless Snoop has been asexual this whole time and I wasn't aware

[Thelurker1234]

You're playing into what the music video's goal was years ago