Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition
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[QUOTE=Splarg!;48296202]It's really silly and distracting when you go to watch a video that's just showing you how to do some little trick in a program or something and the uploader has really intense electronic music in the background.[/QUOTE]
If they do that, just find a different video. No point in having electronic music in a how-to video. They probably do it for appeal. Or you can mute it, if the instructions are given on screen.
Computer vision syndrome, welp, time to get off the computer once in a while.
Alright you guys know whats bullshit? Coca cola vanilla.
Firstly, it looks almost exactly like normal coca cola. It has the red color and the only difference being that the white is slightly yellow. I was really pissed off when i found that out the first time.
Secondly, it smells and tastes like shit. But thats my opinion.
I might have a problem with buying pens and notebooks.
University starts up again tomorrow. Kinda wish the holidays were a week longer [sp]or maybe a month[/sp].
*finally have the courage to talk to a cute girl, talking for around 20 minutes*
'So you do a lot of graphic design?'
''Yeah, my [I]boyfriend[/I] introduced me to it''
well then
[QUOTE=Zotobom;48298071]*finally have the courage to talk to a cute girl, talking for around 20 minutes*
'So you do a lot of graphic design?'
''Yeah, my [I]boyfriend[/I] introduced me to it''
well then[/QUOTE]
Sucks, but it still could be the start of an excellent friendship.
Man reading about endangered coral reefs/various heritage sites sucks, because it seems so hopeless for most of it
So 50% packet loss to the router, all because we can't just run a cable or use a wireless adapter because my stepdad has to have some super intricate system so he can pull all his bullshit. Took me literally 2 minutes to load this page.
And that's when I'm fucking allowed to use the internet, which is about 2 hours a week at this rate.
wet dreams. all they do is ruin a perfectly good pair of undies.
[QUOTE=ProfHappycat7;48299304]wet dreams. all they do is ruin a perfectly good pair of undies.[/QUOTE]
Beat the meat before going to sleep.
[QUOTE=ProtoMob;48298221]Sucks, but it still could be the start of an excellent friendship.[/QUOTE]
Definitely, we're occasional co-workers too so it's not all bad
my dog somehow got a tick on her tongue, and all the vets closed because it's sunday
[QUOTE=Combine 177;48299387]Beat the meat before going to sleep.[/QUOTE]
Every night? :v:
When you go take a piss, and suddenly the fucking beam SPLITS 45 DEGREES and now the piss is pooling on the FLOOR and splashing off the toilet rim onto your LEG and you can't stop the stream because you've been holding it in for like hours :(
[QUOTE=ColdAsRice;48300044]When you go take a piss, and suddenly the fucking beam SPLITS 45 DEGREES and now the piss is pooling on the FLOOR and splashing off the toilet rim onto your LEG and you can't stop the stream because you've been holding it in for like hours :([/QUOTE]
Hours ? Man I hold that shit in for days usually
That's not healthy.
[QUOTE=Luxuria;48300101]That's not healthy.[/QUOTE]
Mind enlightening me why?
Dunno, maybe because holding your piss in for days at a time isn't healthy? You're not gonna tell me you shit months apart as well are you.
[QUOTE=Luxuria;48300142]Dunno, maybe because holding your piss in for days at a time isn't healthy? You're not gonna tell me you shit months apart as well are you.[/QUOTE]
I take maybe a shit a week or week and a half, really depends on what I eat
[QUOTE=Luxuria;48300142]Dunno, maybe because holding your piss in for days at a time isn't healthy?[/QUOTE]
I thought so too, but now after looking it up, many results say it's just a theory. Did you know urine isn't actually sterile?
"GAME A HAS MAGIC AND DRAGONS THEREFORE IT DOESN'T NEED TO MAKE SENSE"
I hate this argument when there's a debate about whether something makes sense in a game.
Holding your pee in is bad for your bladder just go to the bathroom it takes guys like 2 seconds
When people shorten 'cheese' to 'chee'. It's two fucking letters extra to not sound like a fucking baby learning how to talk for fuck's sake. How much of a hurry must you be to not have the time to say the 'se'. It's not even a full syllable. And no, I'm not going to somehow embue your "hamburger with chee" with the Chinese metaphysical concept of life-force. You're not going to raise your power level eating "mac and chee".
And god fucking help you if you say macaroni and "chee". If you've got time to say macaroni, you've got time to say "chee". If "chee" is the future of our language we're one step closer to banging rocks together and getting puzzled by fire.
[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;48300098]Hours ? Man I hold that shit in for days usually[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;48300157]I take maybe a shit a week or week and a half, really depends on what I eat[/QUOTE]
This is not even healthy. Urine and feces contain waste products your body has to get rid of. Holding them up causes waste products to be built up inside your body. Equivalent of having a non-working excretory system. Too much of a waste product can eventually lead to death.
EDIT: A girl died a few weeks ago because she refused to poop, which caused her feces to build up in her bowels and caused it to expand displacing organs. It's a shitty way to die and you don't want that.
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???
My mother and father are breaking up their marriage because my father apparently both lost his love for my mother and he found another woman (it's a matter of platonic loce or something, I won't elaborate)
While my father found himself an apartment to have a period to reflect or something, I was left with my mother and sister
Now, given I pride myself of being a somehow excellent judge of character, I forecast the very moment I knew of the breakup that the experience would had worsened my mother already very annoying traits. And I was right
My mother had a week end far from home and allowed my father to come in and bring some things. In that occasion, my father spoke with me and confessed me things
This evening my mother returned from the trip and one of the first things she asks me is what my father told me, confessions included
I politely told her that I have this odd tendency to guard others' secrets and confessions they gave me with the utmost care and never reveal a thing to anyone. That includes my own mother
Given she immediately started to get angry, I also pointed out that, when my sister informed my father of something my mother was going to do, she lashed at my sister for it. So I told her that this kind of double standards are another thing that won't do in my code
I was promptly and politely invited to fuck myself and she refused to speak to me for the whole evening
Right.
[QUOTE=FireArrow133;48300553]This is not even healthy. Urine and feces contain waste products your body has to get rid of. Holding them up causes waste products to be built up inside your body. Equivalent of having a non-working excretory system. Too much of a waste product can eventually lead to death.
EDIT: A girl died a few weeks ago because she refused to poop, which caused her feces to build up in her bowels and caused it to expand displacing organs. It's a shitty way to die and you don't want that.[/QUOTE]
I usually take a shit like 2-3 times a week. I've been on holiday with my friends for 5 days, i took a shit twice while there, while everyone else took a shit at least 2-3 times per day...
The only time I went a few days without taking a shit was back in 2012, when I was out of town at a week long summer camp. It took me 3 days to shit. From now on, I always try to shit once a day.
You should really go shit every day, at least once.
People who hackusate without proof. And do it just to annoy people.
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