• Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition
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white people with acoustic guitars covering hip hop songs
[QUOTE=arleitiss;48369798]Over past few days been waking up at 9 AM. For past 2 years I've been waking up at 2-3 PM and going sleep at 5 AM. Pls kill me.[/QUOTE] You've been doing that for [I]two years?[/I] What do you even do?
Facecams on youtube videos are crap. It maybe can have some use if you are playing a horror game and you can get an tiny itty bitty bit of comedic value for some 9 year olds watching you make faces to shit flying at the screen but otherwise they are bullcrap. They block the screen, show some guys ugly face and with the expectation of experienced youtubers, is mostly placed and lighted badly. And worst of all, some people even put it on other things than lets plays. I looked at a tutorial on youtube and that guy had a fucking facecam. Like, there is no reason to have it there. Maybe i will rant about crappy youtubers later.
I don't get why most videos need a facecam anyway. And to think that we want to see you looking at a screen with your ugly ass with your mouth open you're massively mistaken.
Those sticky poops that just don't feel satisfying when they come out. And when you wipe you just smear it all around. Some good that does. Really brings down your confidence level.
[QUOTE=EliaMoroes;48369790]MY 21 YEARS OLD SISTER DAILY ROUTINE 1) Waking up late in the morning (11 am on an average) 2) Move on the couch and watch TV 3) Move on her bed and watch random YouTube videos on her smartphone 4) Eating, pissing, pooping and similar occurences as needed (changing clothes aside) 5) Sometimes going out with her boyfriend in the evening 6) Sometimes doing stuff for her Herbalife job 7) Utter refusal to do anything else but the points of this routine This routine has become a bit aggravating recently thanks to my father leaving our mother and therefore someone needing to look after daily house business. Now take a wild guess about who that is going to be[/QUOTE] Are you my other friend or something? He's also dealing with a sister, along with the aftermath of a breakup with his parents and the property war over it. About two months ago his mum got a massive fight with this sister at 2 AM and she got pissed off so bad that she apparently left the house by smashing the garage door. Hasn't returned ever since. What I mean is she barely contributed to the household which is quite a large farm, wouldn't even look after her horses and watches TV all day long. Apparently she was kind of demanding and mean, but according to my friend she was sickeningly sweet when I was helping her out with her laptop which I doubt. I honestly had quite a nice talk with her, but I think I have to conclude here that she can't get along with her brother and mum at all.
[QUOTE=Cabbage;48370472]You've been doing that for [I]two years?[/I] What do you even do?[/QUOTE] I was in college for 4 years, I pretty much learned whole course content in first two years then took 2 years off, sitting at home playing games, basically doing nothing.
Apparently, I'll have to do warfare with a 2" long wasp when I get home. My sister didn't kill it before she left for work. RIP me.
Seems like we are getting new teachers. I really hope they are better than the ones we had Also, they kept our physics teacher, which sucks
There is a [B]fucking seagull[/B] in my backyard. [img]http://i.imgur.com/bR4pDS6.png[/img] [B][U]HOW[/U][/B] [editline]4th August 2015[/editline] That's 65mi/104km away
why is interracial porn always "WHITE WIFE CHEATS ON HUSBAND WITH BLACK MAN" why not just a nice interracial couple
tell me about it, the only black porn I ever see is when they have monster long sausages PUNISHING LITTLE WHITE BROAD
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;48371739]There is a [B]fucking seagull[/B] in my backyard. [img]http://i.imgur.com/bR4pDS6.png[/img] [B][U]HOW[/U][/B] [editline]4th August 2015[/editline] That's 65mi/104km away[/QUOTE] non-euclidean seagull physics
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;48371739]There is a [B]fucking seagull[/B] in my backyard. [img]http://i.imgur.com/bR4pDS6.png[/img] [B][U]HOW[/U][/B] [editline]4th August 2015[/editline] That's 65mi/104km away[/QUOTE] If there is any fields near where you live it then won't be such rare sight.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;48371809]If there is any fields near where you live it then won't be such rare sight.[/QUOTE] I live in Illinois. There's corn, wheat, beans and prairie grasses fucking [I]everywhere[/I].
[QUOTE=Merijnwitje;48371262]Are you my other friend or something? He's also dealing with a sister, along with the aftermath of a breakup with his parents and the property war over it. About two months ago his mum got a massive fight with this sister at 2 AM and she got pissed off so bad that she apparently left the house by smashing the garage door. Hasn't returned ever since. What I mean is she barely contributed to the household which is quite a large farm, wouldn't even look after her horses and watches TV all day long. Apparently she was kind of demanding and mean, but according to my friend she was sickeningly sweet when I was helping her out with her laptop which I doubt. I honestly had quite a nice talk with her, but I think I have to conclude here that she can't get along with her brother and mum at all.[/QUOTE] This type of reaction and family is so confusing to me. When i read and see things about families fighting, yelling and smashing shit because of each other. I wouldn't dream of arguing with any of my parents or siblings. And thats a lot of us (2 sisters, 3 brothers) to fight and you'd think that many people would have clashes. We're all completely different to one anoother but we get on, we just don't argue, we're smart enough to know that it doesnt accomplish anything, getting mad and yelling and smashing shit is just a sign that you're immature and can't control your emotions and you're too stupid to get your point across without violence. Both neighbours you hear having massive fights with yelling at each other and slamming doors and shit, i wouldnt dream of doing that to anyone in my family.
I'm being pushed to booking a ride on the speed-express ship to Estonia tomorrow to then sail back with my dad the following day. And there is just too many reasons for why I don't want to go. For this past month and a half, I've been dealing with a major depressive episode and got finally diagnosed with chronic depression. So double depression it is. Anyways. I'm having somewhat awkward relations with my dad recently. As during the past month and a half he has managed to say all the things you'd find if you'd google "What not to say to a depressed person" and even going so far as to taking my lack of engagement personally. My self-esteem is bad enough without being accused of hating my family, thank you very much, dad. I'm also dead tired after hiking and camping yesterday and today. I had a medium sized backpack with two messenger-bags strapped to it, so it did quite a number number on my shoulders as the backpack wasn't designed to distribute such loads. Also my major D induced sleep problems played a large part. Despite the tranquility of the woods; I only got somewhere between 2-3 hours of sleep. Neither do I want to be tempted by the cheap booze in Estonia. It wouldn't be a big deal otherwise, but I know that when I decline; I'll get to hear more shit get more grumpiness from him down the line.
[QUOTE=Kartoffel;48371418]Apparently, I'll have to do warfare with a 2" long wasp when I get home. My sister didn't kill it before she left for work. RIP me.[/QUOTE] Killed it. The world is saved.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;48371739]There is a [B]fucking seagull[/B] in my backyard. [img]http://i.imgur.com/bR4pDS6.png[/img] [B][U]HOW[/U][/B] [editline]4th August 2015[/editline] That's 65mi/104km away[/QUOTE] Seagulls are also around trash and shit. I live in Oklahoma and we get them here too.
Why the flying fuck won't Valve Batch Compiler start? What the fuck? Why is this a problem I'm having? I have shit to fucking do.
I need to learn how to make models within the end of this week. :suicide:
[url=https://www.google.ca/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=CAD+in+USD]Should I start collecting bottle caps?[/url]
this is more hilarious now the more I think about it: I went to Rochester, MN to go swimming with my gf's family. Now I fucking hate living in this area and I'm moving back to Missouri the moment my gf is done with school, but anyways. I swam out to the middle of this huge pond thing, man made. There were stupid kids and babies fucking everywhere, but I did get to swim with some hot dudes so that was okay. I come back to the shore and my gf and her aunt look freaked out. I'm like "what's up ladles" and I lo and behold I look over and THERE'S A GODDANG POLICEMAN. He's looking at me like I was wearing a turban in the middle of an airport. He's like 'can I talk to you a moment?' on the inside I was like "hng nah" but on the outside I put on my brave face and was like "yeah sure police man". I shouldn't have been scared because I'm white but I could feel johnny law's cold hands wrapped around my throat. he's like "You are not allowed to swim to the middle of the pond. Now I will give you two choices: this will be filed as a misdemeanor and you will be fined [b]one-thousand[/b] dorrar. Or, you can leave." I was like "o-one thousand?" stuttering, if I had pockets I would have spaghetti'd. I left in a hurry with all my shit in my arms. tldr: too much iodine can kill you
[QUOTE=Kartoffel;48371418]Apparently, I'll have to do warfare with a 2" long wasp when I get home. My sister didn't kill it before she left for work. RIP me.[/QUOTE] [url]http://throwflame.com/products/flamethrower/[/url] Problem solved :v:
[QUOTE=fudge blood;48373149]this is more hilarious now the more I think about it: I went to Rochester, MN to go swimming with my gf's family. Now I fucking hate living in this area and I'm moving back to Missouri the moment my gf is done with school, but anyways. I swam out to the middle of this huge pond thing, man made. There were stupid kids and babies fucking everywhere, but I did get to swim with some hot dudes so that was okay. I come back to the shore and my gf and her aunt look freaked out. I'm like "what's up ladles" and I lo and behold I look over and THERE'S A GODDANG POLICEMAN. He's looking at me like I was wearing a turban in the middle of an airport. He's like 'can I talk to you a moment?' on the inside I was like "hng nah" but on the outside I put on my brave face and was like "yeah sure police man". I shouldn't have been scared because I'm white but I could feel johnny law's cold hands wrapped around my throat. he's like "You are not allowed to swim to the middle of the pond. Now I will give you two choices: this will be filed as a misdemeanor and you will be fined [b]one-thousand[/b] dorrar. Or, you can leave." I was like "o-one thousand?" stuttering, if I had pockets I would have spaghetti'd. I left in a hurry with all my shit in my arms. tldr: too much iodine can kill you[/QUOTE] Was it actually posted anywhere about this?
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;48373290]Was it actually posted anywhere about this?[/QUOTE] there were warning signs about swimming safely, just a few basic red signs posted that read sometihng along the lines of "be careful of drowning, swim safely" type of deals. I read them and it said nothing about getting fined for swimming out to the middle. It sucked because I was swimming with other guys. Maybe he tried flagging them down too but they didn't notice. :v: I'm too sensitive to break the law knowingly...
I locked myself out of my steam account, now I have to wait for Steam Support to find my message in the sea of millions.
[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;48373228][url]http://throwflame.com/products/flamethrower/[/url] Problem solved :v:[/QUOTE] [t]https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11825016_10203488535813476_7708852676791577619_n.jpg?oh=fffe52153ec6da6163c9e29c6b40e8a1&oe=56377A39[/t] Here's the carcass of the beast, I took a victory photo. I'm still impressed by what it took to kill the damn thing. I sprayed it with hairspray to immobilize it, smacked it off the wall with a broom, hit it 5 times with the broom, sprayed it with even more hairspray to ensure that it really [i]was[/i] immobilized, hit it about 25 more times with the broom, sprayed it some more, whacked it with a flyswatter until it quit moving (about 10 times) then flicked it up into the window sill with the swatter. It was here where I took the above victory photo before smashing it with the window. And that is how I killed the devil. :v:
this mental health system is SO FUCKED UP. As far as we're all concerned, Kingstead's mom can be wallowing in her own shit on her bed while dying from cancer. And we "CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT SINCE SHE'S NOT A THREAT TO OTHERS~~ HURR DURR" Fuck it. You know what? As far as I'm concerned, let the schizophrenic bitch rot in her own home. I'm tired of her. She's not useful in this society anymore. She's crazy, has verbally assaulted every body who has tried to help her. She thinks she hears her daughter SCREAMING at night when we don't even fuckin live her. She thinks I rape Kingstead. She thinks people are coming into her house and stabbing her dog's eyes with needles. She thinks someone wants to gut her and decapitate her. She thinks her dog is stuffed with explosives via his butthole and will explode at any day. At this point I'm hoping she will attack somebody now to get her locked away for a long long time.
i move all of my wii u saves and games onto my external drive a day later, it decides the external drive hasn't been set up with the wii u all of my saves are gone, my 10000 coins in mario kart, my everything in smash bros, my 100% completion in super mario 3d world, etc should've named it the "fuk u"
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