Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition

[Psycommu]

Perhaps they don't want to get sick themselves?

Or they don't want to hear coughing and sniffling? v:v:v

[RustyGears]

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;47653219]Perhaps they don't want to get sick themselves?

Or they don't want to hear coughing and sniffling? v:v:v[/QUOTE]

The thing is the medicine barely even works though, I've taken it countless times when I get sick like this but it barely helps at all.

[chenhonkster]

how inconsistently certain things (read: wireless shitter routers) work

[fudge blood]

tornado siren but no tornados

[legolover122]

[t]https://vapedemand.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cherry-bomb-box.jpg[/t]

GF said she'd be pissy if I got this box mod because of the jessica rabbit on it. Also said it was my fault she was pissy for "asking such a stupid question."

Fucking insanity.

[kingstead]

-snip, things weren't the way I thought them to be, thank goodness-

[Zadrave]

When people nitpick at the smallest things just to get a sense of being correct.
For example I hate it when people correct my grammar online, I know it's not the greatest but at least I'm not typing like a 12 year old.

[Lordgeorge16]

The shuttle buses between my college campus and the nearest subway station. All of these buses are equipped with two doors. One near the front of the bus and one around the middle. These two doors are meant to reduce the bottleneck of a large crowd trying to get on the bus by giving people multiple ways in.

Recently, however, the drivers have only been opening [i]one[/i] of the two doors when people are getting on. This is very problematic because this always happens during peak morning hours when everyone is trying to get to campus or peak afternoon hours when everyone is trying to go home. It creates a big fucking mess that everyone complains about but the drivers seem to be completely oblivious to.

Then on Friday when we were going back to the subway station, there are a bunch of us sitting near the back of the bus. We arrive and the driver opens up the front door. [b]But not the middle door[/b], meaning there's a bottleneck inside the bus too. A lot of us start fake coughing and saying "rear door" to try and get the driver's attention and he doesn't do shit. I get fed up and shout "HEY, THERE'S ANOTHER DOOR BACK HERE, BUD!" and he still doesn't do shit, even though there are people cheering me and stuff for trying to take a stand. So we give up the ghost and join the slow-moving crowd of people trying to get out through the front door.

This is so fucking asinine and I really hope the school administration does something about it.

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Zadrave;47654409]When people nitpick at the smallest things just to get a sense of being correct.
For example I hate it when people correct my grammar online, I know it's not the greatest but at least I'm not typing like a 12 year old.[/QUOTE]
I hate this bullshit, I've always been extremely gifted in my grasp of English but since I don't talk like some pretentious cocksucker and say things like 'ain't', I'm an idiot
I seen someone posting on my facebook about how if you say 'seen' when you should say 'saw' that's not a good sign of how smart you are or whatever bullshit
you'd think for someone with a dictionary up their ass, they'd know the words 'dialect', 'slang', and 'colloquial'

[Zadrave]

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;47654471]Dear Sir / Madam,

I am writing to inform you that you need not worry about sounding like a youthful person around twelve years old - However you must take heed in fixing how you conduct yourself online, as to myself and others, you sound like an eleven year old instead.

Awaiting for your reply,
UberMunchkin.[/QUOTE]

I love you too.

[nz]

My knee bent at a weird angle and it came really close to breaking.

It's sore as fuck now and I could break it right now if I wanted to just by extending my quad really hard.

[RustledJimmys]

[QUOTE=legolover122;47654344][t]https://vapedemand.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cherry-bomb-box.jpg[/t]

GF said she'd be pissy if I got this box mod because of the jessica rabbit on it. Also said it was my fault she was pissy for "asking such a stupid question."

Fucking insanity.[/QUOTE]

How is that even a stupid question tho

[FiveEyes]

One of my favorite sites, GameBanana, has really gone to shit.

With the increasing amount of low effort skins and other submission that new users put on the site and the ignoring of feedback while acting like a child is really getting to me. The spray section is also out of control. Over the past year garbage sprays with blatantly sexualized and fetish fuel stuff is put on the site. But is allowed because the rules of the site are so loose its unreal.

On top of that the moderation team is abysmal. Only 3 or 4 mods are actually decent, but for the most part they really don't care about the site and what's put on it. They'd rather sweep issues under the rug rather than change the rules or address the issues that arise on the site. "Whats that? People are arguing for the millionth time on a poorly made pony skin? Better trash all the comments then put a warning on top of the submission saying that further arguments result in a gag or ban."

Fuck that, its such a fucking cop out instead of actually reassessing what you allow in on your site. People that are actually good at making mods and other skins are leaving the site for this reason, while more ignorant and dumb users are left to be the majority on the site.

[Potaji]

There's a man on my street and he keeps screaming at the top of his lungs. First time he did it, I looked out my window because I was worried and he was just stood there. He's been doing it for 10 minutes.

[Carlito]

I was in a lecture earlier today and someone took out the stinkiest fucking food holy shit. It smelled so fucking bad I momentarily thought I had shat myself until I noticed the pasta. Protip everyone, if you're going to bring food into a lecture, make sure it doesn't have enough cheese to kill six Italians on it.

[Flak]

GTA V's shitty P2P servers.

[spkypwnsuall]

Finally got a phone update for my android, update stuff it up so I lose reception every 20 seconds.
Tried to revert it for 5 hours straight, phone is now bricked (all that remains is a boot loop, fastboot and TWRP).
I am so salty, I slept in a chip packet last night.

[Spudgun]

Fucking steam is being a cunt and won't let me log in. Any idea what gives? It ain't firewall.

[chenhonkster]

Steam's just being broken right now.

[editline]4th May 2015[/editline]

always check [url=http://steamstat.us]steamstat.us[/url]

[Spudgun]

FINALLY I LOGGED IN

Fucking garbage glorified DRM.

[Zillamaster55]

I don't wanna go to school today. Everything that I can work on I can do on my laptop.

[Skelosk]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47656281]Just to monitor us more, stepfather wants all video games and entertainment that runs on electricity out of my brother's room because it "isn't fair to Ryan that everyone is always in his room".

"Okay, well that's bullshit. He volunteered for his room to be the games room and we go through this once every few months or so. If you listened to one fucking word he said, it should be CRYSTAL CLEAR that he in fact DOESN'T want this. I think it's especially cute that you would wait until he leaves the house to start an argument like this, though."

"Well, I own the house, and it's what I want. It doesn't matter what he thinks. You WILL get everything moved out by the end of the week."

Then my mom said "it's not fair to Ryan" again and my stepfather repeated her.

Sooooo do you have fucking ears to hear with orrrrrrr??[/QUOTE]

So I guess he's back at being a cunt then...

[Deathtrooper2]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47651874][img]http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/274290/ss_4b0db894383b3429e90cb6d5f78d0ac9cde0d4f0.600x33 8.jpg?t=1406349145[/img]
Why does [I]everyone's[/I] pixel art look like this nowadays?
These weird, extremely low detail, gangly people. Feels like everyone is copy pasting this [I]exact[/I] style for their games.[/QUOTE]

Though, i think it works with this game [video=youtube;3ca-gzV7oxI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ca-gzV7oxI[/video]

[Cabbage]

I sure do love it when I'm shooting someone in Battlefield Hardline and none of the hits get registered and do 0 damage then I get one-shotted by an AKM

I seem to only have shitty ping on this game. Don't even get me started on 64 player servers. Spawnkills galore

[RockSushi]

[QUOTE=Cabbage;47656998]I sure do love it when I'm shooting someone in Battlefield Hardline and none of the hits get registered and do 0 damage then I get one-shotted by an AKM

Lag is gr8[/QUOTE]

I'd say its not lag but the tickrate is even lower than in CSGO mm which is only like 64 tick.

[Cabbage]

[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;47657003]I'd say its not lag but the tickrate is even lower than in CSGO mm which is only like 64 tick.[/QUOTE]

It seems to usually be BF games where I have this problem, My speedtest.net ping is around 40ms, so not bad. teleporting onto grenades is a personal favourite.

Is there a specific type of server I need to join? I made a point of connecting to European servers only but I still get mashed. :C

[Jotunn]

[QUOTE=Cabbage;47657016]It seems to usually be BF games where I have this problem, My speedtest.net ping is around 40ms, so not bad. teleporting onto grenades is a personal favourite.

Is there a specific type of server I need to join? I made a point of connecting to European servers only but I still get mashed. :C[/QUOTE]

Hardline has yet to receive the latest netcode updates that BF4 has gotten. The CTE has done a lot of good for BF4, and as of now, its netcode is quite a ways ahead of what Hardline has. The CTE has a netcode update that increases the tickrate to something like 120 or 140, which will improve your framerate as well as your connection since framerate is directly affected by connection in the Frostbite Engine. It is currently capped at 30 or something because of old consoles. On top of that, bullet movement, nade movement, RPG movement, etc. and their hit detection are now the top priority for communication, meaning that data for them will be communicated above all else in CTE, and likely soon in the main BF4 game.

Hopefully the Hardline CTE fixes this shit as well.

[Flak]

My stomach is killing me, fuck you unknown stomach problems.

[Cyberuben]

[QUOTE=Human Brutality;47657113]Hardline has yet to receive the latest netcode updates that BF4 has gotten. The CTE has done a lot of good for BF4, and as of now, its netcode is quite a ways ahead of what Hardline has. The CTE has a netcode update that increases the tickrate to something like 120 or 140, which will improve your framerate as well as your connection since framerate is directly affected by connection in the Frostbite Engine. It is currently capped at 30 or something because of old consoles. On top of that, bullet movement, nade movement, RPG movement, etc. and their hit detection are now the top priority for communication, meaning that data for them will be communicated above all else in CTE, and likely soon in the main BF4 game.

Hopefully the Hardline CTE fixes this shit as well.[/QUOTE]

I absolutely hate BF4 netcode. Where as in BF3 I would already have killed someone 6 times, in Battlefield 4 it never happens. For that reason alone my K/D on BF4 is half of my K/D in BF3...

[Zombie]

Just got my license updated with new picture.

When I got back to my car, I realized I had a fuckhuge strand of hair in front of my face during the picture.

I got all gussied up and everything but this license is probably gonna be garbage just like the last one now.