Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition

[Skelosk]

You know when you have a bad day?
After a long ad exhausting weekend?
And you know the bad day is actually going to be a bad week?

Happening right now
Fuck my job.
Fuck it so bad

I wish I had an option to switch to. Finding a job right now is a fucking miracle here

[Kartoffel]

Something I forgot to post yesterday:

Night before last, I was woken up early by a massive fucking cramp in my knee. Hurt like a bitch and kept me up for a few minutes before it stopped and I fell back asleep. :c

[Jmir 54]

This shit. Church volunteers actually come around and pass these out to the children who I work with.

[URL]http://chick.com/reading/tracts/1077/1077_01.asp[/URL]

[URL]http://chick.com/reading/tracts/1081/1081_01.asp[/URL]

[URL]http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0041/0041_01.asp[/URL]

and so much more

[Alsojames]

My ex decided to start messaging me out of the blue today to inform me that she was pregnant.

It's definitely not mine, but why the fuck does she feel the need to tell me this? I literally don't care

[editline]4th May 2015[/editline]

Also the place I applied to for work is reading all the resumes [I]next week[/I], which means I have to wait another week or two or so before I get any news ;~;

[Mr. Face]

I hate moving. Especially when it's just me and my girlfriend loading and unloading everything. She's not nearly as strong as me so it's ridiculously difficult. If [I]any[/I] of my teammates were still in Sioux Falls right now that'd be nice.

[Otterman]

I swear if another freshman says "dank memes"...

[Mr. Face]

[QUOTE=Otterman;47658639]I swear if another freshman says "dank memes"...[/QUOTE]

"jet fuel can't melt steel beams"

no please shut up you annoying cunt muffin

"jet fuel can't melt dank memes"

:suicide:

[chenhonkster]

it's a meme you dip

[Recurracy]

[QUOTE=Otterman;47658639]I swear if another freshman says "dank memes"...[/QUOTE]
maybe they're just trying to fit in by doing stupid shit I don't know
I remember when I was a freshman and wanted to be able to tell people about something I like, I learned the lyrics of the song you hear on the radio in Stalker: shadow of Chernobyl
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Zl6Rt6Nrs[/media]

It didn't help that nobody on my old school joined that class. I was just desperate to find something to fit in, somehow I thought that learning the lyrics of this song would be something, because hey, Stalker's a cool game, everyone in this class plays games, everyone must know Stalker!
Haha, yeah, right.

[editline]4th May 2015[/editline]

hello again, loneliness

[PuduEbooks]

[QUOTE=Jmir 54;47657997]This shit. Church volunteers actually come around and pass these out to the children who I work with.

[URL]http://chick.com/reading/tracts/1077/1077_01.asp[/URL]

[URL]http://chick.com/reading/tracts/1081/1081_01.asp[/URL]

[URL]http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0041/0041_01.asp[/URL]

and so much more[/QUOTE]

Holy cow. People are fucking nuts.

[Merro]

We are getting really sick of one of our co-worker. He's becoming an even more piece of shit who does nothing but whining and get angry after eveything he see, smell, hear, and even feel.

Everytime he start being nice i believe he finally got his shit together, but nope, the next day he come back being an very annoying asshole.

We can't no longer enjoy our own break room because of his constant bitching and moaning. No matter how we tell him to calm the fuck down, he just won't quit it.

[OriginalSpace]

phones touch screen is so shit it takes me to the hot guys thread rather than shit that gets me mad.

[Thelurker1234]

[QUOTE=OriginalSpace;47659439]phones touch screen is so shit it takes me to the hot guys thread rather than shit that gets me mad.[/QUOTE]
riiiiiiiiiight

[HazzaHardie]

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;47651250]came back from university yesterday to find out my cat has been missing for a week, I really hope he is okay[/QUOTE]

I went looking for him and I found him at the house I used to live at, I have no idea how or why he was there or how he even remembered it, since it was over 5 years since we last lived there. Regardless I carried him back home and am now very happy.

[img]http://puu.sh/hBzz2/a1dc95a874.jpg[/img]

[gk99]

I'm loving the fuck out of Dark Souls+I need to expand my PS4 library.
This makes me really want to get Bloodborne, but I just watched about a minute of a GameGrumps let's play of it and holy fuck with the amount of times I'd die I couldn't handle those loading times.

Out of curiosity, has anyone played the new version of Dark Souls 2? I'd like to know if it fixes the enemy placement problems and shit people complain about the original having often.

[Baazul]

[QUOTE=gk99;47659755]I'm loving the fuck out of Dark Souls+I need to expand my PS4 library.
This makes me really want to get Bloodborne, but I just watched about a minute of a GameGrumps let's play of it and holy fuck with the amount of times I'd die I couldn't handle those loading times.

Out of curiosity, has anyone played the new version of Dark Souls 2? I'd like to know if it fixes the enemy placement problems and shit people complain about the original having often.[/QUOTE]

Well, you see some enemies way earlier and everything is shuffled around. Some places are now more tolerant to play, but other areas are arguably worse. I wouldn't buy it just because of the new enemy placement. It's cool for one playthrough, but that's it.

[Lepaz]

When people think poking holes in your analogy is the same as poking holes in your argument.

[smileykiller447]

I was somehow marked truant for three days despite actually being to class. Fuck HS.

[kingstead]

If you don't like something please don't try and bullshit me and give me half assed compliments. I'd rather you bluntly tell me than make something up.

[Alsojames]

The top posts on my facebook is this one girl whining about her breakup:

[QUOTE]People always as me "do you miss him?" I say no. But the truth is that I do. There's something about him that I can't let go.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]It's been about a week of restless nights, because ever since you left me, I can't stand looking at you without crying. I try my best to hide the tears[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]One thing I just wana say to you, but I can't because you blocked me, and I can't walk up to you or I'll cry. One thing "I miss you more than anything in the world, you were my everything, but now that has disappeared"[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Everyday, you were the reason why I rolled out of bed, just to see you. But since your gone, I just wana stay in bed and cry.[/QUOTE]

She's like...16

[Psycommu]

The fact that it's nigh impossible to enjoy almost anything anymore without some sort of controversy surrounding it.

[I]Man takes walk, offends able-bodied people; "You're oppressing the disabled who can't walk on their own!!"[/I]

(I'm not kidding here, a couple of teenagers at a highschool near by me got offended at people talking walks or even getting out of their damn chairs in the presence of any disabled teens)

[Alsojames]

I'm seriously arguing with people on the Darkest Dungeon forums about the Vestal and Crusader being religious by default.

Isn't that kind of a requirement to be a Vestal or Crusader? As in, literally a part of the literary definition?

[GamerChick]

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;47657183]My stomach is killing me, fuck you unknown stomach problems.[/QUOTE]

I was basically sick all weekend, IDK what I got, but I took the day off work yesterday, since I woke up late and was still at the bf's. Today I had a constant headache all day too. Apparently my coworkers had the same thing so IDK what was going on with that.

Anyways, here's a wall of text:

I stayed over at the bf's on saturday night after going to my cousin's baby shower, and yesterday. My mom freaked the fuck out, and drove all the way from where my house is, to go find the college he goes to. Apparently she did that all saturday and then part of yesterday, since I forgot to call her back, even though I left a message on the answering machine and an email for my dad. (gee, if I'm not answering the phone, maybe I'm [I]FUCKING BUSY[/I]). I finally got home at maybe 10:30 last night, and first thing I see is this cop car parked on my street and a cop standing in my doorway.

My mom called the cops because she thought I was missing and having my id stolen. Then she was all complaining to the cop about how I can't have a phone because it's been hacked by gang bangers and then she was telling him how her car has been hacked and blah blah blah. I felt bad for the cop tho, you shoulda seen the look on his face, poor guy. [I]At least she didn't tell him I was being raped, which apparently was what she told my dad.[/I] Jesus fuck. I'm starting to think that she is going to either get me or my bf in some deep shit, because she also apparently was going to report my car stolen just as I was driving up. I don't need to get my ass beaten k thx.

Then about 10 minutes after the cop left she started saying more crazy shit and then we all got into one of those stupid circular arguments, where she won't/can't admit that she's nuts, and she just blames us for everything. At one point I almost called the cops again to have her hauled away since she was hitting us with papers and getting violent. My dad was supposed to try and find a therapist today, but IDK if he had time because his is working on the jeep and the new car had to get a new key made, because my mom thought that it was bugged and ripped all the wiring out of it.

Needless to say I didn't sleep too well.

TLDR; I was sick so I stayed at the bf's instead of going to work. Mom flipped out and drove like 50 miles looking for his college and then came home and called the cops on me. And is still fucking nuts.

[Cyberuben]

[QUOTE=Alsojames;47660493]The top posts on my facebook is this one girl whining about her breakup:

She's like...16[/QUOTE]

Despite her age, I completely feel that way too. I've devoted two years of my life to someone (I might be slightly older then, I guess more mature), but someone breaking up with you after that can really hurt, especially if you didn't see it coming. Right now I feel like a trainwreck and have no motivation, don't have apetite, don't sleep well and I can't really get over her.

What I hate though is that my dad is constantly telling me "you should now be aware of what you wear" and "you now shouldn't go out just to fill up the car wearing your Nike cap because what if you run into a nice girl there", but what annoys me most is "Whenever we're going somewhere I always see girls looking at you". Yeah right, I don't find myself pretty, don't think girls look at me in a way my dad makes me believe I do, and I don't really think of other girls yet, yet he keeps like, pushing it onto me. As much as I'd like to have someone else to spend time with and lay in bed with watching movies at night, I'm not going to listen to my dad telling me "if you want ... then do ..." every day for the next weeks. He does it with the right intentions and I absolutely love my dad but just...

Leave me alone.

[Last or First]

[QUOTE=Jmir 54;47657997]This shit. Church volunteers actually come around and pass these out to the children who I work with.

[URL]http://chick.com/reading/tracts/1077/1077_01.asp[/URL]

[URL]http://chick.com/reading/tracts/1081/1081_01.asp[/URL]

[URL]http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0041/0041_01.asp[/URL]

and so much more[/QUOTE]
Wow, people actually take that shit seriously?
I thought Chick was the only one who did. And I wasn't even sure of [I]that.[/I]

[QUOTE=Alsojames;47660697]I'm seriously arguing with people on the Darkest Dungeon forums about the Vestal and Crusader being religious by default.

Isn't that kind of a requirement to be a Vestal or Crusader? As in, literally a part of the literary definition?[/QUOTE]
Clearly you forgot the great Atheist Crusades of the 1300's.

[gk99]

[QUOTE=Alsojames;47660493]She's like...16[/QUOTE]

I mean, she's going a little overboard yeah, but I can relate. There's people I know that if they decided one day they didn't like me anymore I'd be a fucking wreck for awhile.

Like not even a relationship level, just people who've kept me from doing some really, really dumb shit in the past and really brightened up my life, those people who know exactly how to cheer me up if I'd had an unbelievably bad day, etc.

[GamerChick]

Homework is bleh. Also I have to spend like 20 bucks on expensive printer paper for my final critique thing or something.

[FiveEyes]

I couldn't fall asleep last night. I went to bed at 1 but didn't fall asleep til around 5, and had to get up at 9 and go to classes til 4.

I crashed when I got back to my dorm for like 4 hours and now I feel like shit. Please someone kill me.

[nz]

[QUOTE=Lepaz;47659913]When people think poking holes in your analogy is the same as poking holes in your argument.[/QUOTE]

This. Especially when people completely ignore your point, and say 'But you can't compare X to Y! They're completely different!'

[Doomevil]

I'm sick and I have a shitty cough going through from last sunday to today. Motherfucker.