• Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition
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I was going to make a post about how the audio on my laptop makes everything kind of high-pitched and robotic, and out of nowhere, my track pad stopped working, so I couldn't post it. Went on my PC to write and turns out it's my headset that makes the audio fucked up. No matter what I google I can't find a solution either because it doesn't matter how I write it, but it can only find things like "high pitched noise", "screech coming from headset" and shit like that. Absolutely awful.
[QUOTE=CB-COMINatCHA;47676595]So I was going down on this chick last week and I swear I tasted horse cum. I thought "Oh grandma, that's how you died."[/QUOTE] what the fuck
God damnit I forgot my keys again, and this time I'm stuck with my power hungry phone, which is low on battery too at only 10% I should get a spare key, and leave that one under my window on the second floor or something.
I'm crying right now We are going to be so poor I've rated things so many times, I need to ask Garry for a refund
[QUOTE=CB-COMINatCHA;47676595]So I was going down on this chick last week and I swear I tasted horse cum. I thought "Oh grandma, that's how you died."[/QUOTE] gonna need some further explanation on this one
[QUOTE=Steve Stump;47676038]If it's a joke then what about this?[/QUOTE] That you actually tried to use my post to give your argument more meaning :v:
Fucking hell, last few months I switched from Telus to Koodo (cellphone providers) and basically they were supposed to have transferred my account from the former to the latter. The first bill was supposed to be paid manually, but I never received the receipt on my account, nor any email saying I received my bill. Only on my phone. So I can't pay the bill because I never received the bill, and I can't register on the site because I need the info that's written on the goddamn bill. AND NOW THE FIRST PAYMENT IS LATE AND I HAVE ADDITIONAL FEES BECAUSE OF THAT GODDAMN MORONS!!!
I have my AP European History test tomorrow The anxiety is fucking intense
[QUOTE=Steve Stump;47676038]If it's a joke then what about this?[/QUOTE] I'd go ahead and tell you to leave FP before you hurt yourself, but this whole situation is just too funny.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47678483]I have my AP European History test tomorrow The anxiety is fucking intense[/QUOTE] AP Euro is my shit man, took that my senior year and aced it. don't freak out :D, you'll do fine.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47678483]I have my AP European History test tomorrow The anxiety is fucking intense[/QUOTE] Just remember that the Turks ruined everything, France sucks, the English are hoity-toity and everyone wants to be a Roman
[QUOTE=Cyberuben;47675995]Targeted advertising is the answer 8-)[/QUOTE] I actually have that off
About 35 pages into the final motherfucker of a paper. Another 30 to go at least and then its over for me. [editline]7th May 2015[/editline] Oh yeah. This is due tomorrow HAHAHAAAHAHAAahhahaaaahhaaaaaiiiiiI hate myself.
[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;47678880]I actually have that off[/QUOTE] That's what they want you to believe. Like they'll not collect information about you when you ask them... I don't believe a single bit of that.
I actually found the paypal thing funny :v
I wish there was one fucking room in my house that didn't smell like dogshit, human waste, a water leak, or just an off smell you don't want to smell. All of those except that water leak one are reasons I spend most of my time in the house in my room, but even that's been fucked up. [QUOTE=Steve Stump;47675825]Jokes are meant to be funny.[/QUOTE] And it was pretty fucking funny :v: [editline]7th May 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47678483]I have my AP European History test tomorrow The anxiety is fucking intense[/QUOTE] Around halfway through the year I realized that I wasn't going to be able to do my AP World History final and pass. I've managed to keep my missed days down to 1 and my grade up to 79.93 (which rounds to a B) that with these I'm allowed to waive the final. Getting a signature on that shit was the biggest relief of this month.
Friend is once again treating me like I don't exist. We were tight as shit two days ago, but apparently this week I can go fuck myself.
Well I had a shit day at work. It was busy as shit, plus on top of that I already wasn't feeling good. Then, a customer insulted my wrapping job on some ceramics and was just rude to me (and only me, not my coworker), even though it was perfectly fine and the way I always wrap things. And because my mom already gave me shit and made me feel like crap as soon as I woke up I almost had a panic attack as soon as she left. I had to go run to the back room and cry a bit. Fuck. The last two weeks for me have been absolute shit. Oh and my mom took my car because she has to do paranoid research shit so I had to walk home in the cold.
Shitty day at work too and it's bumming me out maaaan
Nationals for programming was so much easier than State, so I'm worried because if it was so easy it means there's more of a competition. Fuck.
My grandfather's in the hospital again. He and my grandma were visiting my great-grandma at the cemetery and he was digging a little hole to plant flowers. Doesn't help that it was hot as fuck today. He got in the door and fell down the porch stairs, skinned and knees and elbow, my mom said there was a good bit of blood around. He has pneumonia, a kidney infection and dehydration and wasn't drinking water. Everything seems to be fine now, I hope.
I have to work the closing shift on Saturday. The day before Mother's Day. Most likely by myself. [i]Our Father, who art in heaven...[/i]
There's a wasp nest being built right outside my front door, i hate taking these things out.
I swear to god lightning just struck right outside my house. Bright flash and instantaneous BAAANNG. I swear I saw a spark coming from the outlets. At least nothing fried.
i fucking hate when i put thought and effort into winning something and someone else comes along with a fucking joke entry and wins it especially when i've already been having a shit week
Fucking reddit's stupid ass puns on everything.
I pay $50 a month for 5.00 Mbps speeds with my ISP. Rarely do I ever actually get 5.00 Mbps. At least once every three or four days it dips below .50 Mbps. For the same price one county over from here Comcast provides 20 Mbps and any time I've been there I've never seen it dip below 20. Comcast is literally better than my ISP. That's fucking awful.
i fucking hate allergic conjunctivitis, and because of this, april through june are my worst months the most i can do is mask the redness before it hits me like a truck again
Writing a fucking essay on a book I haven't read. Shouldn't have procrastinated so hard and actually read it. I'm fucked if my teacher has read the book before.
Hi I'm Recurracy and what is good sleep
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