Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition
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Youtube's new font looks like shit.
Things that you care about or think should be holidays or some shit like that, but nobody else does and they aren't.
Happy Birthday, George Carlin.
When Windows updates because it doesn't download all of the updates. You just updated 10 minutes ago you fuck, why are there ALREADY new updates?
[QUOTE=arbio22;47714576]Youtube's new font looks like shit.[/QUOTE]
It looks like it's auto adjusted because you zoomed out.
[QUOTE=GamerChick;47713862]Went to log my mom off the guest account and this shit popped up.
[IMG]http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/liopleurodonz/dafuq_zpsziszaslz.jpg[/IMG]
Good lord.[/QUOTE]
your mom is a fuckin loony
Really, if your mom is starting to act like this, she might really be schizo
[QUOTE=GamerChick;47713862]Went to log my mom off the guest account and this shit popped up.
[IMG]http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/liopleurodonz/dafuq_zpsziszaslz.jpg[/IMG]
Good lord.[/QUOTE]
I'm already nominating that the next thread's title should be "GamerChick's mom is still running wild".
[QUOTE=GamerChick;47713862]Went to log my mom off the guest account and this shit popped up.
[IMG]http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/liopleurodonz/dafuq_zpsziszaslz.jpg[/IMG]
Good lord.[/QUOTE]
The one to the right about tax dollars being spent on illegals pisses me off. Why is she looking at the %3 of the population that does this instead of thinking about what tax dollars actually does and what it is meant to be.
I fucking hate how pretty much 95% of all leftovers here go straight to my mum's boyfriend's lunch. Case in point, I come back from my dad's house on Sunday and there's Chipotle leftovers in the fridge. Mum says I can have them. Eat some that night, eat some more Monday, finish it Tuesday. Now keep in mind the boyfriend is working Sunday night through monday morning, then monday night through tuesday.
I wake up as he's leaving the house on the Wednesday (today) and he glares at me and says "How was my lunch?"
Fuck sakes dude I've been eating "your" lunch for the past three days and you only noticed now?
Everyone is finishing school for the year and I still got 3 weeks left.
i hate that ultimate-guitar is the first website that pops up whenever you're looking for chords or tabs. it's filled with ads and the design is really clogged, and it's almost unusable in mobile form because of glitches, and basically forces you to download the app
This country's internet, no no wait, this country as a fucking whole, is a joke.
When people put way too much mayo/butter or any other condiment in their food
It kinda disgusts me and its a big pet peeve for me
How both sides of the fat argument are being fucking stupid.
First, there's the 'healthy at any size' portion of fat acceptance. Look, if you're fat, you are [I]not[/I] healthy. That is a simple fact, and any doctor worth their salt will confirm it. It is a basic, simple rule. The idea that you're 300 pounds but you're healthy is complete bullshit. Being overweight is not something that you should be twisting and deluding in to some idea that it's [I]good.[/I] It's not good. Accept that.
The other side is the fat shaming side of things. You do [I]not[/I] need to go around harassing and insulting people for being fat, or constantly pointing it out. They know. They have eyes, jackass. There is no justification for harassing people like this. I've heard people defend it like they're 'trying to help' and 'motivating them' and shit like that, but here's the thing, well one, it's none of your fucking business, and two, if anything, you're making it worse. Every now and then there is a fat person who gets harassed and then works out as hard as they can until they're thin in retaliation, but that's a huge minority, where you'll help that one rare person and [I]hurt everyone else.[/I]
Because the far more common case is that all you're doing is making them feel like shit. And what do a lot of fat people resort to when they feel like shit? EATING.
So bottom line, you aren't helping anyone, you're just making them feel shittier, and shittier about themselves, and potentially influencing them to make their weight situation worse. We should not be bullying people to lose weight, we should be encouraging them. The only real reason people do this is because they're dickheads who like bullying people.
When your friends play that one game you hate (or one you don't own) and refuse to play any others for awhile.
It happens every couple months.
(CS:GO / SMASH BRO'S YOU PIECE OF MONKEY TRASH)
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47718268]How both sides of the fat argument are being fucking stupid.
First, there's the 'healthy at any size' portion of fat acceptance. Look, if you're fat, you are [I]not[/I] healthy. That is a simple fact, and any doctor worth their salt will confirm it. It is a basic, simple rule. The idea that you're 300 pounds but you're healthy is complete bullshit. Being overweight is not something that you should be twisting and deluding in to some idea that it's [I]good.[/I] It's not good. Accept that.
The other side is the fat shaming side of things. You do [I]not[/I] need to go around harassing and insulting people for being fat, or constantly pointing it out. They know. They have eyes, jackass. There is no justification for harassing people like this. I've heard people defend it like they're 'trying to help' and 'motivating them' and shit like that, but here's the thing, well one, it's none of your fucking business, and two, if anything, you're making it worse. Every now and then there is a fat person who gets harassed and then works out as hard as they can until they're thin in retaliation, but that's a huge minority, where you'll help that one rare person and [I]hurt everyone else.[/I]
Because the far more common case is that all you're doing is making them feel like shit. And what do a lot of fat people resort to when they feel like shit? EATING.
So bottom line, you aren't helping anyone, you're just making them feel shittier, and shittier about themselves, and potentially influencing them to make their weight situation worse. We should not be bullying people to lose weight, we should be encouraging them. The only real reason people do this is because they're dickheads who like bullying people.[/QUOTE]
You know there's a third side right?
The side of human decency that understands that being fat isn't healthy but it's their choice?
Like there's always gonna be idiots in the world. You can't let every single idiotic thing get to you.
Take solace in the fact that a majority of the world still has common sense.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;47715235]I think you need to take this to the men in white coats at the asylum.[/QUOTE]
Well my dad found some hotline thing from the cop she called on me, which he called. But basically, if she is not a danger to herself or others they could do an assessment, but they won't take her in.
Which would definitely make her distrust the cops and the psych people, and well there goes everything.
This is frustrating as shit.
I hate how there's this culture now in games that supports games being needlessly intensely hard. I get it, too many games are easy now, but too many games push way too fucking far in the other direction, going past 'fair challenge' and in to 'fuck you' territory.
If your game is hard but fair, great, Dark Souls or Hotline Miami is an example, but it shouldn't be teeth grittingly impossible with blatantly unfair fuck yous for no more reason than artificial bullshit challenge, like say, (the original anyway) Binding of Isaac, or Faster Than Light, where winning can be more of a roll of the dice than anything to do with how you're playing.
The fans of these types of games are always the most smug elitist pricks, too.
Sorry but if you think that the original Isaac was artificial bullshit I can't even agree.
Any hand you get dealt in that game can be used to win. It's about skill in the end. If you know the items and can dodge shit you can blatantly avoid bad situations.
I like and appreciate Dark Souls, but I'm sure the Dark Souls example you gave, where a boulder goes down a stairwell and crushes without any warning, is fair play then?
You're only complaining that games with RNG are needlessly hard. And while that can be true, it also lengthens the replayability of a game and adds a different challenge every time you play. If you don't like a loadout, boom start another playthrough get a fighting chance.
Also calling the fans of the games that are too hard elitist pricks isn't exactly helping your argument. It's just dumb namecalling.
Can't go to see Mad Max this Friday because I spent the last two 'free' bus tokens I have left to watch my short documentary lose to some bullshit piece about art at a college award show last night.
Also 2/3 of the money I'm making at a photography job this Sunday are going straight to bus fare that I probably won't use. Fuck fare hikes. Fuck not having a job.
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;47719183]Sorry but if you think that the original Isaac was artificial bullshit I can't even agree.
Any hand you get dealt in that game can be used to win. It's about skill in the end. If you know the items and can dodge shit you can blatantly avoid bad situations.
I like and appreciate Dark Souls, but I'm sure the Dark Souls example you gave, where a boulder goes down a stairwell without any warning, is fair play then?
You're only complaining that games with RNG are needlessly hard. And while that can be true, it also lengthens the replayability of a game and adds a different challenge every time you play. If you don't like a loadout, boom start another playthrough get a fighting chance.
Also calling the fans of the games that are too hard elitist pricks isn't exactly helping your argument. It's just dumb namecalling.[/QUOTE]
Any game can [I]technically[/I] be beaten no matter what they give you, if you make all the right moves and never fuck up ever, but since we aren't robots, we make mistakes. And knowing the items isn't something inherent. You might be a super duper pro at Binding of Isaac, but how many hours have you put in to it? If you know the game front to back (or scoured the wiki for everything because the game doesn't tell you shit), then it is easier, but one, not everyone wants to sink a hundred hours in to a game that gives them the middle finger right off the bat, and two, in Dark Souls, boulders are simple surprise reflex challenges that I haven't really had problems with personally, and due to the kind restart bonfire nature of the game, from what I've seen you aren't likely to die to these things more than a couple times. Going back to BoI, even if you know the items, that still doesn't stop the RNG from giving you items that blatantly suck over and over, or even just not giving you shit, setting you up for failure. XCOM is another example as well. Knowing these games front to back [I]helps,[/I] but you can still get fucked over for no good god damn reason.
To explain, take FNAF. In FNAF, sure, you can technically beat every night in a row, but in the middle of one night when the random nature of the game has decided that both Bonnie and Chica are just going to camp outside your door for an entire hour, yes, you can still make it if you're psychic and make 100 percent the right moves, but if not, your chances are way, [I]way[/I] reduced.
As well, while most of these games offer quick restarts if you're getting a shitty hand, you don't always find out how shit you're getting it early on. It could be an hour or a few hours before the dice stop rolling in your favor and now you're seriously fucked with nothing you can do but throw away all that time and progress you made.
And yes, I am complaining particularly on the side of hard games with RNG because those do tend to be the most common examples. One that doesn't depend on RNG and is still bullshit hard is DayZ. Or CS:GO. Not hating on RNG, because some of my favorite games include Don't Starve and Payday 2, but to compare to those games, RNG is an element that doesn't tend towards disaster. It's very uncommon to get a situation in Don't Starve where there's no way out, and if you do die, you almost always die having learned something of value. Most of the time everything the game throws at you, including it's surprises, can be dealt with by anyone. I don't feel like that's the case with some of the more back breakingly hard RNG based games. Being skilled at these games only treats the problem, but it doesn't cure it. Hell, in my books, if I have to run off to check the wiki for your game, then you're doing something majorly wrong.
Also, the fans of these games [I]can[/I] be elitist pricks. Not all of them are, but there are [I]plenty[/I] of pretentious fans for Dark Souls, XCOM, FTL, you name it. Fanbases are more often than not complete shitheads.
^ so many people tried to make me feel dumb when I said I could barely play Dark Souls because it's too hard :v: I really do try; elitists are such buzzkills
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47719059]I hate how there's this culture now in games that supports games being needlessly intensely hard. I get it, too many games are easy now, but too many games push way too fucking far in the other direction, going past 'fair challenge' and in to 'fuck you' territory.
If your game is hard but fair, great, Dark Souls or Hotline Miami is an example, but it shouldn't be teeth grittingly impossible with blatantly unfair fuck yous for no more reason than artificial bullshit challenge, like say, (the original anyway) Binding of Isaac, or Faster Than Light, where winning can be more of a roll of the dice than anything to do with how you're playing.
The fans of these types of games are always the most smug elitist pricks, too.[/QUOTE]
i agree with the sentiment, but FTL isnt a good example because its basically a roguelike except with space and ships instead of dungeons. it's more like tetris, where you have good and bad runs and the fun is in seeing how far you can get, rather than an rpg where the challenge is always fair and the fun is in holding on to your character and improving him as much as you can until the end of the game
Dark Souls isn't hard. You're going in with the expectation that it is hard.
[QUOTE=residntevl;47719439]Dark Souls isn't hard. You're going in with the expectation that it is hard.[/QUOTE]
This is exactly what I'm fucking talking about
"And while it's fine that the game seems to court the hardcore audience, a gentler barrier to entry might have turned less new players off, and more to the point, made the ones that did get through a bit less insufferably smug. 'Oh yes, that boss fight is easy-peasy as long as you've got the Orange Listerine Ring, which you must have found because it's right there, in the open, in a chest in a basement in a different postcode behind two secret walls and a fire!' " - Yahtzee
nobody likes to play something they find hard and then get told that no it's super duper easy by some guy who's done this [I]same shit, 300 times, over and over and over and over[/i]
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47719328]in Dark Souls, boulders are simple surprise reflex challenges that I haven't really had problems with personally[/QUOTE]
dark souls is a bad example, since all the traps do have some signs
i can't think of any boulder traps in dark souls that you can't see coming by looking carefully up a flight of stairs or by listening for rolling boulders
i don't disagree that it sucks that so many games try to be hard for the sake of being hard and end up missing what makes games like dark souls fair and instead just end up being trial-and-error, though
dark souls sounds like a game that isnt fun
Coworker and I were watching the news report on the train wreck and he says, "god damn obama letting these muslims into the country just to kill us" THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY EXIST
[QUOTE=elevate;47719526]dark souls sounds like a game that isnt fun[/QUOTE]
It's definitely not for everyone. Lots of people, myself included, find it really fun.
[QUOTE=elevate;47719526]dark souls sounds like a game that isnt fun[/QUOTE]
As someone who hated it for months before sitting down and forcing myself to play it until I liked it, I can tell you that it's a game that most people will absolutely hate unless they [I]really[/I] want to like it. I had to finish it once and start another character to even begin enjoying it.
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