Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition

[thatswordguy]

Seeing shit like this on Facebook

[t]https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11022514_1601907860049402_3074676395062738717_n.jpg?oh=1b14355fcaa6cf1e7723eb7a8d54052e&oe=5601A5D6[/t]

Step one: find a beloved character, be it a muppet or old cartoon character
Step two: type something that's either jaded or smug
Step three: there is no profit

[artdeco]

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[Zonesylvania]

I just got the news that one of my cousins slipped and broke his elbow. fuck.

[RockSushi]

So i'm like telling to my dad that we should go cut the grass while the weather is suitable for it.

Noooo, MotoGP has priority.

FUCK THIS SHIT.

[Antdawg]

[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;47741843]So i'm like telling to my dad that we should go cut the grass while the weather is suitable for it.

Noooo, MotoGP has priority.

FUCK THIS SHIT.[/QUOTE]

Cut the grass yourself u lazy cock

[RockSushi]

[QUOTE=Antdawg;47741855]Cut the grass yourself u lazy cock[/QUOTE]

Should've pointed out that the grass me and my dad were going to cut it is at the vineyard and the vineyard is like several miles from here.

[RustledJimmys]

walk to the vineyard u lazy cock

[Antdawg]

[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;47741863]Should've pointed out that the grass me and my dad were going to cut it is at the vineyard and the vineyard is like several miles from here.[/QUOTE]

Enjoy the MotoGP

[Lordgeorge16]

[QUOTE=genkaz92;47740332]Guys talking in porn should be a felony. If a guy makes any sound other than that of movement, he should be automatically hit with a bamboo stick when filming the scene, no one gives a fuck what you want to say, shut your motherfucking face you dipshit.

Porn literally has no cinematic standards, part of the reason why 90% of it is garbage. Then again, according to Sturgeon's law, virtually everything is that way.[/QUOTE]

"Oooh yeeah, oooh yeeah, you like that, you dirty bi-" *THUNK* "Sorry, sorry."

[editline]17th May 2015[/editline]

made me giggle more than it should have

[editline]17th May 2015[/editline]

On-topic: When people do shit like this all the time

[t]http://i.imgur.com/nUMV5uz.png[/t]

[Bathtub]

so my brother is home from college now and we have a bluetooth speaker right next to where i do my work

every couple of hours he will start blasting this song from his phone at full volume to fuck with me

[video=youtube;nRkP-rplNjs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRkP-rplNjs[/video]

i keep trying to do work and then all of a sudden its [B][I]IMMA PUT COCAINE IN YOUR ASS[/I][/B]

[woidoi]

extreme pounding headache, I got no clue why or what but it just gets so bad whenever I do [I]anything

[/I]When I sit stilll nothing is wrong, but as soon as I even yawn or sigh or whatever, I feel it surge trough my head.

[Ax3l]

As good as a game as it is, the campaign for [B]Invisible Inc[/B] is ridiculously short. Like, it builds up such an interesting premise, and then just ends. With the stuff they give you, and all the tips and shit on how to become better, it feels as if it is unfinished. As if I was supposed to continue after the end.

[Skerious]

[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/166582232/FP_vs_Secrios.jpg[/img]

"wow look at us we're a bunch of cool badasses and this puny little autist sucks and should go kill himself haha am I right guys"

The usual fedora completes the obnoxious satire-type drawings.

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=Skerion;47742850]
The usual fedora completes the obnoxious satire-type drawings.[/QUOTE]

it's almost as if

like hear me out

it [I]is[/I] satire

[Zonesylvania]

[QUOTE=Skerion;47742850][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/166582232/FP_vs_Secrios.jpg[/img]

"wow look at us we're a bunch of cool badasses and this puny little autist sucks and should go kill himself haha am I right guys"

The usual fedora completes the obnoxious satire-type drawings.[/QUOTE]
We never said anything about him killing himself. He should have expected that reaction with all the other videos he's previously made. Only thing is, in the SFM business, this sort of thing happens to almost everybody from time to time because if people dont like your videos, they're going to either tell you that they suck, politely, or most likely, laugh and make fun of you for posting them. He literally melted down and went full on panic and tried mass PMing the mods to stop it, but they said no, so tough luck.

Look, I feel sorry for the guy, but to say that he didn't, and hasn't got it, is an understatement. The video was shit period.

[Skerious]

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;47742870]it's almost as if

like hear me out

it [I]is[/I] satire[/QUOTE]

Yeah, it's fucking annoying satire.

[nox]

[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/rLhHAu.jpg[/IMG]
The one before that was even longer and more Brazillian.

[Zonesylvania]

[QUOTE=Skerion;47742916]Yeah, it's fucking annoying satire.[/QUOTE]
Let me let you in on something; on a place like SA, the content alone would have been enough to see him destroyed. Even the mods have reined in the making fun of by removing offsite shit. Simply put, he either needs to consider more carefully what goes into his videos, or he's just going to get burned for it again. I'm just saying a simple statement of fact. If he doesnt want to change that up, he's just going to have to grow a thicker skin and deal with it unless it goes down to the level of personal harassment.

[Skerious]

And to clarify, I get that Secrios video was pretty fucking weird, and I get that he should calm down.

But still, that fucking picture is just so obnoxious on its own.

[Kirbyfactor]

Bossman got angry that I stuck around a little longer at my internship today to give some people their drinks, it was busy as fuck too. I'll just tell all my co workers to fuck themselfs and go home next time this happens

[Zotobom]

You know what gets me mad

People who think EDM = club bangers

I listen to EDM and sure I listen to dubstep and stuff, but there are always some idiots who are like ''oh EDM? enjoy dem sik wubz m8? d(-.-)b lol listen to pink floyd or somethin''

Yeah man look at me raving to [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJF3Pd_06ck"]this[/URL] and [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNiD9M59FQE"]this[/URL]

[Bathtub]

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;47743124]Bossman got angry that I stuck around a little longer at my internship today to give some people their drinks, it was busy as fuck too. I'll just tell all my co workers to fuck themselfs and go home next time this happens[/QUOTE]

did he say why he was angry? this has to be some sort of money reason, otherwise its ridiculous

[Kirbyfactor]

[QUOTE=Bathtub;47743512]did he say why he was angry? this has to be some sort of money reason, otherwise its ridiculous[/QUOTE]

He doesn't pay me, I literally work there 7 - 8 hours a day for nothing except a pizza every afternoon and a drink today because my co worker insited I stayed a little and talk a bit with her

[Bathtub]

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;47743534]He doesn't pay me, I literally work there 7 - 8 hours a day for nothing except a pizza every afternoon and a drink today because my co worker insited I stayed a little and talk a bit with her[/QUOTE]

So why the fuck did he get mad?

[Kirbyfactor]

I have no clue man

Maybe because I'm a bit slow when serving drinks because I can only do 3 without dropping the plateau and this was nine so I had to put it down and give it to everyone hand to hand, but it's still better than leaving it there (atleast in my eyes)

[fudge blood]

I should just be used to never sleeping, and if I do sleep, it's not good and full of nightmares. I haven't had a good sleep siiiince...

never

drivin me crazy. :C

[inaba]

The Danish Adobe site looks absolutely beautiful

[t]http://kittehcat.org/upl/2015-05-17_21-03-51.png[/t]

[PandaJuggernaut]

My goddamn neighbors giant ass german shepard got out of their fence and went after me and both my nieces as we came out the door almost tagged me in the leg before I cracked it with a lawn chair fuckers are goddamn lucky I didn't have my carry gun on me otherwise I would of ventilated fido

[Last or First]

I switched medicines so I'm off of the one that has a common side effect of drowsiness.
But I forgot that the one I switched to still has the "less common" side effect of drowsiness.
So I'm still unnaturally tired.

Also it's pollen season and I fear for the well-being of my eyes.
[QUOTE=Alsojames;47740625]Making up boss characters for a hypothetical D&D 5e campaign and suddenly it's 1 in the morning and I have to leave for work at 10AM tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
For a second I thought this was still part of the "customer is always right" discussion.
I imagined a giant, dangerously obese orc in a donkey-driven mobility scooter as a DnD boss.

[Skerious]

I'm kinda worried that I have a weird/undesirable voice. I probably sound audibly retarded without being aware of it, most of the time.