Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition

[RoboChimp]

Misreading people then getting rejected.

[SuperPlamz]

Hearing people say crap like "I'M NOT BOOK SMART, I'M [B]STREET SMART[/B]" or "I'M ACTUALLY REALLY INTELLIGENT, I JUST CHOOSE NOT TO SHOW IT!!"

No, you're not smart at all.

[Te Great Skeeve]

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;47747195]Hearing people say crap like "I'M NOT BOOK SMART, I'M [B]STREET SMART[/B]" or "I'M ACTUALLY REALLY INTELLIGENT, I JUST CHOOSE NOT TO SHOW IT!!"

No, you're not smart at all.[/QUOTE]

They are happy because they are ignorant to everything until reality hits them in the face all at once, or never at all.
For some reason, were supposed to find that depressing. Which raises the question - would you rather be ignorant to all of life's problems or live knowing of the risks and atrocities? Everybody will say the latter, but think about it.

Naturally, it makes you angry. Either at me, the question or the people. It's a shame the pursuit of happiness is nothing but sadness.

[Brobattington]

I found a really good image set on Tumblr about shitposting that I want to put on LMAOpics.
But you know what? The fact that it's an imageset is EXACTLY the problem. I hate having to copy and paste every single image in a 20 picture set because somebody on Tumblr decided it would be better to make a 20 image post instead of a 1 image post.

[Te Great Skeeve]

[QUOTE=Brobattington;47747434]I found a really good image set on Tumblr about shitposting that I want to put on LMAOpics.
But you know what? The fact that it's an imageset is EXACTLY the problem. I hate having to copy and paste every single image in a 20 picture set because somebody on Tumblr decided it would be better to make a 20 image post instead of a 1 image post.[/QUOTE]

Technically, it is easier to make, just less convenient for others to copy it.
*cough*

[Zonesylvania]

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;47746659]It was through facebook, and yeah it was from someone in that thread but idk who[/QUOTE]
I think I can make some good guesses as to who it might be, but tbh people who resort to that are just tools. I like your art, don't let it get you down ever. Just keep at it.

[Micros]

When everyone is going all crazy about your siblings new baby and your sitting there like ehh its a baby.

[Bahamut88]

[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;47747550]When everyone is going all crazy about your siblings new baby and your sitting there like ehh its a baby.[/QUOTE]
I dunno. I like being an uncle.

[Halflight]

Goin to the local multiplex cinema the rare times I want to see a movie and having to sit through half an hour of advertisement first and be disturbed by children and high school students who definitely shouldn't see the movie I'm currently watching and should, at any rate, SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Bahamut88]

When I lay down to sleep and my fucking brain won't shut off.

[jp_rsardeto]

Niggers need to go back to slavery. Women need to get back to the kitchen. Faggots need to get back to the closet. Nothing against it I'm not racist I don't have prejudice I have several friends that are in those conditions!!!!!!!!1

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Ironic shitposting is still shitposting." - Swebonny))[/highlight]

[Novangel]

[QUOTE=EliaMoroes;47747675]Goin to the local multiplex cinema the rare times I want to see a movie and having to sit through half an hour of advertisement first and be disturbed by children and high school students who definitely shouldn't see the movie I'm currently watching and should, at any rate, SHUT THE FUCK UP[/QUOTE]

I feel lucky that I've never had a movie where people talked during the movie, although sure they're loud as hell during the ads.

[Bathtub]

My teacher refuses to tell our class when a giant packet is due because "you guys are fastmath students, you should be able to figure it out"

[Rossy167]

I have an exam in under half an hour, I should be revising but all I can think about is The Witcher 3 and this girl I used to know. I literally cannot focus at all.

[RustyGears]

Not necessarily shit that gets me mad, but more like shit that gets me confused.

So in my Graphic Design class we have been helping to prepare an art show and we had to hang up some art. So we go about doing so one class and everything goes fine, we do everything we were told to.

Next class comes by, me and a couple of other random people are forced to stay behind and relax in class for seemingly no reason. We ask the teacher why and she says its our punishment for ruining the art by hanging it wrongly, even though we did exactly as she told us to. It isn't even really a punishment either, she is punishing us by giving us a free period to basically do what we want. :v:

[greeley]

[QUOTE=RustyGears;47748420]Not necessarily shit that gets me mad, but more like shit that gets me confused.

So in my Graphic Design class we have been helping to prepare an art show and we had to hang up some art. So we go about doing so one class and everything goes fine, we do everything we were told to.

Next class comes by, me and a couple of other random people are forced to stay behind and relax in class for seemingly no reason. We ask the teacher why and she says its our punishment for ruining the art by hanging it wrongly, even though we did exactly as she told us to. It isn't even really a punishment either, she is punishing us by giving us a free period to basically do what we want. :v:[/QUOTE]

Was she not overseeing you doing this?

Shes sounds useless.

[gk99]

It's funny, every day I get yelled at for "agitating your brother," meaning being the strict parent my mom can't seem to be, and I find it just a little bit funny that nobody ever actually says that I'm "wrong."

They don't care that this little asshole is being an asshole, they just don't want him to kick and scream so they just agree to good every demand.

[greeley]

[QUOTE=gk99;47748508]It's funny, every day I get yelled at for "agitating your brother," meaning being the strict parent my mom can't seem to be, and I find it just a little bit funny that nobody ever actually says that I'm "wrong."

They don't care that this little asshole is being an asshole, they just don't want him to kick and scream so they just agree to good every demand.[/QUOTE]

Ignore it then, let them fuck up their own child, and when they are upset about how their child has turned into a horrible person, you get to sit that and smile and be like "i fucking told you"

[RockSushi]

Could've almost pass the physics test but nooooo, 1 mark from positive grade.

Fuck this shit.

[greeley]

[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;47748536]Could've almost pass the physics test but nooooo, 1 mark from positive grade.

Fuck this shit.[/QUOTE]

Your teachers are arseholes.
They normally pass students that are 2 marks below the above grade.

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;47747195]Hearing people say crap like "I'M NOT BOOK SMART, I'M [B]STREET SMART[/B]" or "I'M ACTUALLY REALLY INTELLIGENT, I JUST CHOOSE NOT TO SHOW IT!!"

No, you're not smart at all.[/QUOTE]

Well like, I was watching that 'Drug Inc.' show, and it was talking about PCP dealers in Washington DC, but some of them were actually really quick and had a lot of money smarts.

But why can't people like that put it to something, I don't know, not illegal!??

[Sparktimus]

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;47748233]Niggers need to go back to slavery. Women need to get back to the kitchen. Faggots need to get back to the closet. Nothing against it I'm not racist I don't have prejudice I have several friends that are in those conditions!!!!!!!!1[/QUOTE]

You should know that if someone says "I'm not racist/homophobic/misogynist, buuuut..." then what they're about to say is almost always going to be one if not all of those things.

[RustyGears]

[QUOTE=greeley;47748453]Was she not overseeing you doing this?

Shes sounds useless.[/QUOTE]

She was too busy outside with the other students. And yeah, she is a really bad teacher we never get anything down because she just drags everything out. One of our projects took two marking periods...

[inaba]

[QUOTE=Mysterious;47748833]You should know that if someone says "I'm not racist/homophobic/misogynist, buuuut..." then what they're about to say is almost always going to be one if not all of those things.[/QUOTE]

I don't think the person is being genuine considering the "!!!!!!!!1" at the end

Also, it really annoys me when people do that. Also this
[QUOTE=BenJammin';36598851]I also hate all the fucking "hurr hurr 420 smok weed eryday"[/QUOTE]
Is a bit annoying.

[Brobattington]

It would be really nice if I didn't have both bug bites and a sunburn on my shoulders.
Literally, it sucks, and all because the idiots at my sister's party didn't close the fucking doors.

[gk99]

[QUOTE=greeley;47748526]Ignore it then, let them fuck up their own child, and when they are upset about how their child has turned into a horrible person, you get to sit that and smile and be like "i fucking told you"[/QUOTE]

I would but he spends ALL of his fucking time in MY room on MY consoles playing MY games and has the nerve to get pissy whenn I tell him to get off. He's unavoidable.

[editline]18th May 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=greeley;47748453]Was she not overseeing you doing this?

Shes sounds useless.[/QUOTE]

It's a graphic design class.

Of course they're fucking useless, those teachers generally are. I had to learn Ilustrator and help teach my fucking teacher how to fucking use it.

[Kirbyfactor]

Few weeks ago I went on a date with a girl and it went great and I thought she liked me. She then had to go to another part of the country and she didnt read/reply to my texts anymore. I figured it was because she was away for the internship. Today I saw a snapchat post that she was home, she still hasn't read or replied to me.

this sure blows

[Big Bob]

This country's shitty grading system is fucking killing me, it's so hilariously bad

There is literally no margin for error. Had a bad day, maybe you were a bit sick and messed up on a test? Say goodbye to your grades, you piece of shit! :)

To give you an idea of what I'm talking about:

[IMG]http://puu.sh/hRUFJ/ea12908afb.jpg[/IMG]

Not mine, but basically it's a final speaking exam, and content, language and presentation were A-level. Disposition was C-E, mostly due to the lack of time to work on it according to the teacher

This guy got a D for it. It's fucking embarassing and has effectively drained all motivation to put effort into anything anymore, seeing as I literally can't be a perfect genius in every subject (unless I start studying 24/7, depriving myself of the things that actually make me feel somewhat less dead inside)

Oh and it certainly doesn't fucking help that we now have like 7 different projects that should be finished within like 2 weeks, including 2 final exams (physics, chemistry), a bunch of laboration reports, and two speaking exams: one in civics, where we've had two weeks to pick out a TV show and then do a 10 minute presentation about gender roles in the show, and the other in English where we have to analyze a commercial or something: nobody really knows.

Fuck this system. This is why I'm depressed with no hope for my future.

[despair3173]

theres fucking police helicopters around my house and its shitting me up

[FullofCunts]

my little cute baby cat is pregnant for some reason
i don't know how, definitely not because of one of my cats, they're castrated.
I guess she got assblasted by a random cat, which is surprising since i live in a rural area.

probly going to have to deal with the babies by killing them.