Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition

[gk99]

I got my ears pierced like 5 days ago and the inability to touch my ears without them hurting is kind of a pain in the ass.

Also there was some serious drama this morning in one of my circles of friends and now I don't know who to hang out with in fear of it seeming like I'm picking sides on this shit.

[Zonesylvania]

[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;47762608]Garry's birthday unban just happened.

:suicide:[/QUOTE]

look on the bright side, they'll all be banned again soon enough.

[Durrsly]

Evidently I am cursed because my headphones stopped working right.

[Zombie]

Also this means Dub! is gonna be back

:suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide:

[Bahamut88]

I don't understand why people care so much about bad posters. I just ignore them. Not that hard to do.

[Conduit384]

There's currently a never ending supply of snot coming out of my nose and these allergy pills ain't doing shit about it.

[Threat]

My neighbors don't have any type of fencing, so they basically just let it roam free. It poops in my yard, runs in the landscaping, etc.

Fucking going to shoot it I tell yah.

[maddogsamurai]

[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;47762608]Garry's birthday unban just happened.

:suicide:[/QUOTE]

The biggest Non-English speaking shitposter I've ever seen has been unbanned. Shitposters like him contribute to nothing and it makes me look unprofessional when he keeps commenting on a WIP thread to POST A REQUEST! I swear to GOD if he ever shows up in a thread I'm in...Sometimes I think that Garry likes to mess with us. First it was the Paid-mods fiasco, now unbanning 10,000 people.

[del]Edit: Also I can't seem to login to the Steam network for some reason. My PW is correct, but when I close the message down it LOOKS like I'm able to go online before Steam immediately shuts down. God damnit.[/del]

Nevermind, it works now.

[IlluminatiRex]

hey dont bash it they're [B][I]XTREME[/I][/B]

[Alsojames]

I am shitting pure liquid right now and it isn't comfortable

[Dr.Critic]

[QUOTE=willtheoct;47763846][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategy_video_game"]This Wikipedia article[/URL] does an excellent job at explaining and defining strategy games.

Disclaimer: I have not played Besiege. However, what I've seen:
-[U]You control 1 unit.[/U]
-There is no economic focus
-There is no strategic, tactical, or logistical challenge. (Logistical challenge is entirely debatable, but it doesn't seem to have much challenge to it at all)
-No emphasis on planning (you can undo and try again)
-Basically has zero qualifiers to be a strategy game.... I'm not sure why one might possibly claim Besiege is in this category.

FTL:
-Small number of unique characters(1-8 units, each with a name and personal stats)
-No strategic and very little tactical challenge.
-No emphasis on out-thinking an opponent.
-Beating the game with 1 unit is completely feasible, whereas tactics(not even strategy) games at least require more than one.
-Complete unbalance of powers. You control 1 ship with a crew of 1-8 people, usually fighting 30 dumber ships with smaller crews. You cannot go backwards and defeat the fleet behind you, and your emphasis is on out-running it, instead of being able to use strategic planning to defeat it.

FTL would be considered an (subgenre of) RPG. At most, by a long shot, it could be real-time tactics.

I do love FTL and all, but goddamn it is nothing at all like Company of Heroes, Age of Empires, Civ, Stronghold, and the like.[/QUOTE]

I think Steam users just defining a genre by Strategy is way too broad

A game with no strategy is just bland- even COD involves strategy in the weapon selection screen and where you decide to go on the map.

Its far more sensible to define by RTS, Puzzle, tactical strategy I guess for things like CS and more, etc. The strategy involved in COD doesn't even need to be defined but fundamentally just slapping the "strategy" label on things is retarded

[Flak]

I'm in trouble. My last band concert ever is next Tuesday. I got scheduled to work next Tuesday. No one wants to take my shift and I can't miss either thing. Fuck.

[AcidAmbience]

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;47768422]I'm in trouble. My last band concert ever is next Tuesday. I got scheduled to work next Tuesday. No one wants to take my shift and I can't miss either thing. Fuck.[/QUOTE]

Your last concert ever?

[Flak]

[QUOTE=AcidAmbience;47768521]Your last concert ever?[/QUOTE]

I'm graduating and I don't plan on taking band in college.

[Skerious]

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;47768422]I'm in trouble. My last band concert ever is next Tuesday. I got scheduled to work next Tuesday. No one wants to take my shift and I can't miss either thing. Fuck.[/QUOTE]

Did you tell anyone in your band about that or did you just now realized that you have to work on Tuesday?

[magicactus]

I had a pretty shitty trip at Disney World for my brothers band trip; Disney of all places though, it's really a damn shame that I had a horrible time in the "happiest place on Earth". Now I'm back home, and at first I was excited to see everyone, but now I just fucking wish I could travel again so I'd be neither here or back at Disney again. I literally just need like, a whole bottle of pills that'll knock me out, because I'm such a basket case rn.

[Samperson123]

Fucking crane flies get the fuck out of here nobody likes you and your legs

[Ax3l]

Signed up for Netflix just to discover Game of Thrones is not on there.

Edit: Got HBO Nordic.

[inaba]

So today we had to present an analysis of a clip in Danish that we had forgotten to download.

[t]http://kittehcat.org/upl/2015-05-21_12-41-11.png[/t]

The best timing in the whole world
:suicide:

[AcidAmbience]

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;47768525]I'm graduating and I don't plan on taking band in college.[/QUOTE]

Isn't school a priority over work? If you really can't I'm sure you can talk to your band director or whatever and figure something out.

[greeley]

[QUOTE=Ax3l;47770016]Signed up for Netflix just to discover Game of Thrones is not on there.

Edit: Got HBO Nordic.[/QUOTE]

But you get Orange is the New Black when it comes out, straight away!

[inaba]

Today I forgot to put on deaodorant, it wasn't fun

[AcidAmbience]

[QUOTE=gokiyono;47770977]Today I forgot to put on deaodorant, it wasn't fun[/QUOTE]

Used to do that Freshman year. Sometimes I didn't just forget; I just didn't care. So disgusting now that I look back on it. If I forgot to do it I'd probably be uncomfortable all day.

[inaba]

[QUOTE=AcidAmbience;47771016]Used to do that Freshman year. Sometimes I didn't just forget; I just didn't care. So disgusting now that I look back on it. If I forgot to do it I'd probably be uncomfortable all day.[/QUOTE]

It's amazing how powerful a deodorant can actually be.
I have never smelled so bad before, it's incredible

[AcidAmbience]

[QUOTE=gokiyono;47771035]It's amazing how powerful a deodorant can actually be.
I have never smelled so bad before, it's incredible[/QUOTE]

Yeah and to think there are people who don't even take showers and they'll walk right into school. I got a kid in my school that's worn the same iron man hoodie every day since September. On top of that, he has this greasy man bun that you could cook French fries in.

Really gross.

[greeley]

[QUOTE=AcidAmbience;47771016]Used to do that Freshman year. Sometimes I didn't just forget; I just didn't care. So disgusting now that I look back on it. If I forgot to do it I'd probably be uncomfortable all day.[/QUOTE]

i remember when i didn't care about deodorant when i was in school, and tbf i didn't smell bad until the end of the day when walking home. But it just didn't bother me..... Until this girl in our year would be playing some game outside during lunch and then she'd come into class after lunch and omg, the smell would be unbearable. and that was when i decided that i was never going to smell that bad in my life. i refuse.

[AcidAmbience]

[QUOTE=greeley;47771049]i remember when i didn't care about deodorant when i was in school, and tbf i didn't smell bad until the end of the day when walking home. But it just didn't bother me..... Until this girl in our year would be playing some game outside during lunch and then she'd come into class after lunch and omg, the smell would be unbearable. and that was when i decided that i was never going to smell that bad in my life. i refuse.[/QUOTE]

Yeah my step mom noticed that I didn't Freshman year so she told me that you don't want to be [b][I]that[/I][/b] smelly kid.

[redking]

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;47768422]I'm in trouble. My last band concert ever is next Tuesday. I got scheduled to work next Tuesday. No one wants to take my shift and I can't miss either thing. Fuck.[/QUOTE]

Narrator: "FlakTheMighty is the school band's last hope."

Band teacher: "Class, next week we have our last concert. This is the big one, ladies and gentlemen, your future in the music industry hinges on this! Don't disappoint me! FlakTheMighty, this all hangs on your French horn solo. Make sure to hit every note!"

FlakTheMighty (to Ray-ray): "Man, can you believe it? I finally get my big break and it's the LAST CONCERT EVER. I really need to nail this."

Ray-ray: "No worries bruh, me and my trombone got your back."

FlakTheMighty : "Dude, you play the triangle."

Ray-ray: "Oh, right. No wonder I haven't been getting any sound blowing through this thing."

Narrator: "There's just one problem..."

-cut to FlakTheMighty's home, interior, afternoon-

FlakTheMighty: "Mom, I'm home!"

Mom: "Hi Flak! Your father and I are going out tonight, but we left you some money to order dinner. Oh, and your boss called, apparently Bernard has typhoid and has to be quarantined. He says you'll have to cover for him next Tuesday."

FlakTheMighty: "WHAT?"

-cut to school, daytime, science class, frogs are lying on trays to be dissected, that happens in high school science class, right?-

Narrator: "Now, FlakTheMighty is facing the biggest dilemma of his life."

FlakTheMighty: "What am I going to do? If I miss the last concert the band won't have their solo and there's no way Mr. Dongs will give me a passing grade, I'll be a laughingstock! But I can't skip work, I already took too many days off when we took that trip to Colonial Williamsburg!"

Ray-ray: "Yeah but dude, it was so worth it, this powdered wig makes me look so balla." (Picks up his frog and takes a large bite our of it.) "You gonna eat your guinea pig?" (gestures at FlakTheMighty's frog)

FlakTheMighty: "Come on Ray-ray, this is serious, I can't do both! If only I could be in two places at once..."

Ray-ray: "HEY, I KNOW! You remember my cousin Elrond?"

FlakTheMighty: "No, I don't think I've ever met him?"

Ray-ray: "Sure you have, remember, we got him to buy us booze that one time in exchange for half a ham sandwich?"

FlakTheMighty: "That cracked-out homeless guy who kept calling us both 'young lady'? That's your cousin?!"

Ray-ray: "Probably. I bet he'd cover for you, he's a total bro."

FlakTheMighty: "Dude, he tried to stab me with a broken chicken bone!"

Ray-ray: "That's not relevant bruh, you gotta stay with me here. All we gotta do is get him to cover for you in band an-"

FlakTheMighty: "WHAT?! I thought you wanted him to cover me at work, wouldn't that make more sense? And besides, I can't teach him to play the French horn! It took me years to master it!"

Ray-ray: "Trust me, I got it all figured out."

-cut to clip of Elrond trying to play the horn and blowing vomit through it as band students look on in horror-

Narrator: "Now, he has just four days to turn a dirty, psychotic hobo..."

FlakTheMighty: "Ray-ray, your cousin keeps leaving his disgusting hobo socks hanging on my towel rack!"

Ray-ray: "Socks? Elrond doesn't wear socks, he says his feet are scared of the dark. That's just foot-skin he's peeled off."

Elrond: "Has either of you young ladies seen my scalp around here? I can't find it anywhere." (takes off his hat to reveal the top of his skull showing through his hair)

Narrator: "Into the next Hermann Baumann."

-cut to school, exterior, daytime, FlakTheMighty, Ray-ray and Elrond are laughing with friends and looking very happy-

Narrator: "With Mark Wahlberg."

FlakTheMighty: "I just don't think Elrond should be groping my Mom, that's all."

Mom: "WOOO! HAHAHAHA!"

Narrator: "Dwayne Johnson."

Ray-ray: "All I'm sayin' is that it is totally within the realm of possibility that Tommy Wiseau is D.B. Cooper. You gotta look at the evidence, bruh."

Narrator: "Warwick Davis."

Elrond: "I'll never learn to play this stupid horn! It's hopeless!"

Ray-ray: "Bruh, that's not a French horn, that's my triangle."

Elrond: "Oh."

Narrator: "And featuring the desecrated corpse of Walter Matthau that we turned into a horrific marionette as Mr. Dongs! Voiced by Rob Schneider!"

Mr. Dongs: "You kids have all made me so proud. Now let's go out there and show them what we're made of!"

Elrond: (vomits through his French Horn, spraying it all over the surrounding kids in the process)

Narrator: "HORNSWOGGLED...coming this summer to theaters everywhere!"

Elrond: "Come see it or I'll cut you!"

-fade to black, show release date-

[AcidAmbience]

Bruh

[inaba]

[QUOTE=AcidAmbience;47771045]Yeah and to think there are people who don't even take showers and they'll walk right into school. I got a kid in my school that's worn the same iron man hoodie every day since September. On top of that, he has this greasy man bun that you could cook French fries in.

Really gross.[/QUOTE]

When it's summer I sometimes wear the same set of clothing every day because it's possible to wash it and dry it before the next day. (When I was employed I broke one pair of pants and were too afraid of telling my boss, so I went a month in the same pair :v:)