Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition
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Most of the time when I scroll in my browser, the "mouse selection" or whatever I should say, gets stuck in place, which means that if I try to press something, I cannot, because the mouse is still technically elsewhere. It's really annoying and I have no idea what is causing this. Anyone know what I can do?
So my Mom's favorite show to watch when she gets off work is Family Feud. I walk in the room to sit down and ask her something and my ears tune in to the Family Feud that's playing behind me.
*beeping from the button at begining part of a round*
"What's your answer"
"Sex!"
Steve Harvey acts totally surprised at the answer, makes a joke about how dirty the woman answering is, then turns around to the board
sex is the #1 answer
At this point I walk over to the remote and change the channel to baseball because it's the only thing on tv at the time I don't look like a weirdo watching nor has been dumbed down to purposely pander to idiots.
Yesterday at my internship they asked me to kill a mouse by stomping on it
I didn't do it
My allergy pills have stopped working, I got to sleep for 4 hours (with the girl I've been going out with atleast, so I woke up to a nice sight), my right eye is itching and my nose is clogged.
My throat is starting to hurt now, fucking allergieees
Making fatal typos in posts or internet comments and not realizing it until several hours later and possibly making myself look like a dumbass.
Body: is that pollen? Don't mind me, I'll just turn into a dripping, itchy, congested, aching mess for no good reason.
What was that? You wanted MORE sinus headaches? Sure thing, bro!
I hate doing college summaries. Tehy are boring and take forever to finish
[QUOTE=Fulsam;47777713]Body: is that pollen? Don't mind me, I'll just turn into a dripping, itchy, congested, aching mess for no good reason.
What was that? You wanted MORE sinus headaches? Sure thing, bro![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Fussy!;47777444]My allergy pills have stopped working, I got to sleep for 4 hours (with the girl I've been going out with atleast, so I woke up to a nice sight), my right eye is itching and my nose is clogged.
My throat is starting to hurt now, fucking allergieees[/QUOTE]
Hey, I feel both your pains. I've had allergies all my life!
But add to that asthma caused by dust, allergies and just plain moist air and you get my picture
Suddenly anything dropbox related that isn't from my own dropbox is really fucking laggy and won't load properly/at a decent speed. Fucking hell everything else is fine.
When there is a band that makes some really [url="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwsTgEcSUbQ"]good songs[/url], but are impossible to find anything about
Looks like I have to risk restarting my internet.
[editline]22nd May 2015[/editline]
get fucked chrome
[img]http://i.gyazo.com/a9aa5ddcbf273190f435fb1353efb9a6.png[/img]
When people link Dropbox images here, it also takes ages to load hat image. Guess it's a problem on Dropbox's end.
On topic: I have exams for basic math upcoming Tuesday, and usually I run internship on that day. I told the manager I won't be coming due to exams, but I didn't know the exact time, which starts at 8:30 AM in the morning. Then I got told I should be heading there but I absolutely despise that place. It's a hardware store for small carpenter companies, and it depresses the hell out of me. Literally all the customers have crashed marriages, and not to mention it's a 8.5 hour shift, where I'm standing the whole day. So at the end of the day I'm fucking exhausted, and people with trypophobia will run like hell once they see the bottom of my feet.
Current society pisses me off.
I mean we've gone from stone age to launching man into space and back.
Invented amazing technologies.
Built amazing stuff.
And now what? 60% of worlds population are fucking lolz, swag and yolo idiots.
Hell, my fb friends are idiots, each of them nearly.
They seek attention in weirdest ways, like during nepal - they mark themselves as safe for no fucking reason just to get notification sent to others.
Those who can't vote on gay referendum today - say they are voting just to get attention of others.
This shit makes me mad, why did evolution take such sharp turn backwards for so many people?
[QUOTE=arleitiss;47778714]Current society pisses me off.
I mean we've gone from stone age to launching man into space and back.
Invented amazing technologies.
Built amazing stuff.
And now what? 60% of worlds population are fucking lolz, swag and yolo idiots.
Hell, my fb friends are idiots, each of them nearly.
They seek attention in weirdest ways, like during nepal - they mark themselves as safe for no fucking reason just to get notification sent to others.
Those who can't vote on gay referendum today - say they are voting just to get attention of others.
This shit makes me mad, why did evolution take such sharp turn backwards for so many people?[/QUOTE]
But there's always been idiots, it's just that people don't remember them as time goes on.
[QUOTE=Glitchman;47778736]But there's always been idiots, it's just that people don't remember them as time goes on.[/QUOTE]
I suppose facebook just highlights those idiots in a very special manner.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/ixK37MF.jpg[/t]
How does that even happen?
[QUOTE=arleitiss;47778714]Current society pisses me off.
I mean we've gone from stone age to launching man into space and back.
Invented amazing technologies.
Built amazing stuff.
And now what? 60% of worlds population are fucking lolz, swag and yolo idiots.
Hell, my fb friends are idiots, each of them nearly.
They seek attention in weirdest ways, like during nepal - they mark themselves as safe for no fucking reason just to get notification sent to others.
Those who can't vote on gay referendum today - say they are voting just to get attention of others.
This shit makes me mad, why did evolution take such sharp turn backwards for so many people?[/QUOTE]
It only seems like this because the internet makes it easier to see the idiots. Many awesome things are getting done as well, I doubt anybody would think 3D-printing or virtual reality would be a thing a couple years ago. You gotta stop focusing on the idiots, don't let them bother you, instead focus on all the actual good stuff going on in the world.
I hate it when people see that I'm on facepunch and they ask : " wtf is that website Facebook is 10000 times better"
[QUOTE=Zakuvo99;47778815]I hate it when people see that I'm on facepunch and they ask : " wtf is that website Facebook is 10000 times better"[/QUOTE]
in their defense facepunch isnt that great either
My utter lack of friends.
Excluding online companions, I basically have 2 people that I'm legit friends with. One is a friend from school, and the other is his girlfriend.
The two of them are going to be super busy this summer though, since my friend has a job and his girlfriend is taking summer courses.
I hate being alone, I find it really difficult to progress without someone that I can fall back on and talk to.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;47778866]My utter lack of friends.
Excluding online companions, I basically have 2 people that I'm legit friends with. One is a friend from school, and the other is his girlfriend.
The two of them are going to be super busy this summer though, since my friend has a job and his girlfriend is taking summer courses.
I hate being alone, I find it really difficult to progress without someone that I can fall back on and talk to.[/QUOTE]
I only have 2 IRL friends, along with my brother. Don't know what I'd do without him.
I need a life so bad.
[QUOTE=arleitiss;47778714]
60% of worlds population are fucking lolz, swag and yolo idiots.
[/QUOTE]
are you serious
It's fucking cold all the time here, and on May 22 (today) this morning IT FUCKING SNOWED
FUCK OFF WINTER, WE ARE ALL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT!
Trying to get 1 million bolts in Ratchet and Clank 1 HD Collection.
Major pain in the arse.
Why does mojang have to completely destroy minecraft's code framework with every incremental update? 1.8 apparently has a new rendering system which uses god damn json files instead of just code. And block metadata is gone (and so is block ID's?) which means even more messy code. Modding for 1.8.x is going to be a living hell. Why can't they just keep it simple instead of making porting difficult?
Oh boy, the school website that I need to access "notes" that I need to complete an assignment lost its domain name and now just loads to a bunch of random "related links". Fun!
The fact that I'm with in love with a person with whom I have like 5% in common
I go to cash point with friend to get money out
I take my card out my wallet "UHUHUH WHO GOES WITH LLOYDS BANK"
I put in my pin "UHUHUH NICE PIN NUMBER MATE"
I look at account balance "UHUH YOU'RE SO RICH" (im not)
why must you mock me at every stage
[editline]22nd May 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=damnatus;47779208]The fact that I'm with in love with a person with whom I have like 5% in common[/QUOTE]
opposites attract broseph
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;47778866]My utter lack of friends.
Excluding online companions, I basically have 2 people that I'm legit friends with. One is a friend from school, and the other is his girlfriend.
The two of them are going to be super busy this summer though, since my friend has a job and his girlfriend is taking summer courses.
I hate being alone, I find it really difficult to progress without someone that I can fall back on and talk to.[/QUOTE]
Don't be so depressed over it, because it's a theory of mine that each of us can count on few true companions during his/her lifetime, with the other supposed "friends" and, worse, "acquaintances" being no more than temporary passing people and sometimes hyprocrites
mum and brother got attacked by a dog while walking down our road
the owner was halfway back down the road just aimlessly calling its name while it barked like crazy at the both of them
luckily it eventually left them alone before the stupid shit could do any actual damage
there really needs to be a goddamn law in place to keep dogs on leashes or wearing a muzzle at all times when they're outside of a house.
"he'll only lick you to death" or "he's friendly really" are both absolute bullshit.
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