Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition

[PsychedelicLiz]

When people threaten to kill people for burning flags.

[kijji]

I ended up getting on the wrong fucking bus on my way home from work and had to get off in a shady area and walked for like two miles until my friend came and picked me up. Good thing he did too, I was exhausted.

[Blazedol]

I keep getting people to tell me what I should and shouldn't draw, and it's starting to piss me off.

[Metherat]

I hate fucking up simple things. Everyone around me tells me I'm smart, but then I go ahead and misunderstand them in some miraculous way, proving them wrong. And still they tell me they value my intelligence to be "nice".

[ProfHappycat7]

I can't fit in at all at school or find anyone with similar interests
doesn't help that today I was really sad but everyone was like "woah look out sad guy lol"

[Blazedol]

[QUOTE=ProfHappycat7;47783438]I can't fit in at all at school or find anyone with similar interests
doesn't help that today I was really sad but everyone was like "woah look out sad guy lol"[/QUOTE]

next year you should try taking a class that involves a lot of cooperation or something. that's how I got out of my shell, at least.

[thatswordguy]

My right ear's been ringing for over a week now

[DainBramageStud]

i hate vending machines that don't give you your change back

also people that don't oxford comma

[gk99]

Alright so we made a petition to make this guy in our section a section leader. Literally all but one person in the section signed it, and we gave it to the head director.

He laughed.

I'm less mad and more just defeated. Like man, you couldn't even pretend like you were going to listen to the people this guy's going to be governing?

[Flak]

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;47779726]There's no replacements for the stupid thing, aaaah.[/QUOTE]

Apparently a grommet looks similar but I have to find one that's the right size and similar enough in color.

[Jmir 54]

I wish my family didn't try to make me into a super athlete like how they successfully did with my brother. Now I'm stuck not knowing I want to do with myself post-college because most of my time was spent trying to be a better basketball player by my parents to the point where all I cared about was having leisure time

[patches]

I got kicked off a competitive CS:GO match because I was lagging

this happens all the time and i'm fucking tired of it, there's no fixing this awful internet. All I want to do is play a fucking game but it's impossible....

[Raxas]

Increasingly these days, people. Friends, family.

I try my best to be conscientious about my actions, and how they effect others, to make them laugh, to be supportive. My reward is to be constantly reminded of my short-comings and have fun poked at me. My little brother gets explosively mad at me for the most asinine shit, an old friend of mine who has told me that I was his best friend in the past, now openly calls me the "that guy" of the group whenever we go out, among other things. I'm always there for these fucks and apparently that makes me the butt of all their jokes.

I mean so fucking much for "treat others how you want to be treated". I wonder what kind of career I could take that would permit me to cut myself off from everyone. Do you think those big ol' telescopes in the Andes mountains and shit need caretakers? I don't know what it is about getting older, but people are, more and more, becoming a consistent source of frustration and... Well, nothing else, really.

[J.C.DentonUNATCO]

I hate coffee snobs with a passion and I don't know how I run into so many of them.

Don't drink their brand? Uncultured.
Don't drink it black? Pussy baby.
Don't like Cappamochafrappecaramelchinos? No taste.

This also extends a lot into alcohol, I don't know why people will stand behind brands/flavors as strong as some people support sports teams (I don't really understand that one, either.)

[Mister Sandman]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/PyTbQvW.jpg[/img]
I hate seeing images like these. These text message conversations. These have started flooding my feeds on shit (especially those ones that don't even show any phone UI, they're just the fucking speech bubbles).
I reckon 99 percent of these are completely fake, but people eat this shit up.

[inaba]

[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;47785615]I hate coffee snobs with a passion and I don't know how I run into so many of them.

Don't drink their brand? Uncultured.
Don't drink it black? Pussy baby.
Don't like Cappamochafrappecaramelchinos? No taste.

This also extends a lot into alcohol, I don't know why people will stand behind brands/flavors as strong as some people support sports teams (I don't really understand that one, either.)[/QUOTE]

Don't like coffee? You haven't learned to drink it yet.
People like that are annoying.

[Lordgeorge16]

[QUOTE=gokiyono;47785759]Don't like coffee? You haven't learned to drink it yet.[/QUOTE]

I drank coffee once by pure accident (didn't know I was ordering coffee, didn't know what it tasted like, etc.)

I spent a long time shitting my guts out the following day and I'm never going to drink it again. Coffee just isn't for some people.

[Samiam]

I've known some people who turn into complete coffee fanatics, to the point where they list a hobby as "drinking coffee". I knew a guy who owns a several thousand dollar coffee machine and drank up to 7 cups a day, and another who spends practically all his disposable income on coffee.

Crazy, I tell you

[Recurracy]

[QUOTE=gokiyono;47785759]Don't like coffee? You haven't learned to drink it yet.[/QUOTE]
I don't like this kind of mentality. You don't have to learn to drink coffee. You can't dispute over trivial shit like [I]taste[/I].

[editline]23rd May 2015[/editline]

To some people, it's just like drinking gutter water, and no amount of 'learning' to drink it will get rid of that

[TheSyntaX]

When I realize how stupid or retarded I was as a kid, I should probably have my ass jailed back then, amazingly I am still alive and don't have criminal record.

Age - Stupid shit I did : Outcome.

6 - Put LED into mains socket holding by it's wires : felt like I weight 5 kg, I got properly fucked by electricity.

7 - Influenced by cartoons, attached + and - plug cables to a magnet, thought it will become electric magnet, plugged that into mains : Whole apartment block electricity fuses blew out.

7 - Took small toy electric motor, attached + and - plug cables to it. Plugged it into mains : Explosion, whole floor is black from explosion.

At this point I realized I have no idea how electricity works, I moved onto fire/pyromaniac.

9 - I set 4 massive bins on fire beside school. : I did it for 4 days straight, every day same time, eventually adults realized my pyromaniac pattern and were waiting and ambushed me.

9 - I was walking into my apartment building, I set mail box on fire. As I was walking up stairs just so happened that owner of that mailbox was locking his door, he says good morning, I say good morning then sprint off like a roadrunner : Once he saw box he ran up to my door and kept knocking and saying he will kill me.

9 - I set neighbors door bells on fire (they were plastic), was melting literally all door bells except my own : Eventually one of melted bells mechanism locked and caused bell to be pressed constantly, neighbors opened door and there I am - standing with a matches melting their bell.

9 - I got access to blowtorch at school, so I started melting metals and pouring them into cold water to form funny shapes. : I wasted a good bit of metal that way, was forced to dry out every single of those shapes, and re-relt them into metal blocks.

9 - I got access to powerful stationary drill, so me and my friends decided to play a game, drill piece of metal and let drill go, the metal piece was spinning on drill and eventually flew off it at amazing speed, had to duck in right time. : Didn't get killed or didn't lose eye fortunately.

9 - I got access to acid, I stole some and brought home, I wanted to make my phone case from black into white (thinking upper layer will be dissolved and white will remain) : never found that phone case again, I guess it dissolved completely.

10 - I decided to try and melt capacitor on gas stove at home : it exploded.

At age of 11 I matured a bit and moved into small time trolling:
Shooting police in head with bb plastic pellets.
Shooting serious men on black bmw's with bb plastic pellets. (was chased by them multiple times)
Attaching key to fishing rod and sitting on 4th floor of building fishing people who stretch for key.
Blowing up school toilets.
Rolling big balls of snow from hill onto the road into bus. (bus driver multiple times stopped, and ran after me)
Petty shop theft for candy.
Spray painting shit on walls all around city.
Waiting for teachers to come out of school then spray them with snowballs to the face.

Pretty surprised my parents were never notified of any of that (except door bells).

[RustledJimmys]

[QUOTE=gokiyono;47785759]Don't like coffee? You haven't learned to drink it yet.[/QUOTE]

Are people like you really so obsessed with something so trivial you [I]can't[/I] accept they don't like it? Coffee to me tastes like shit, does this fluster you? Fucking 'enthusiasts' of shit like coffee, beer and whatever else they can latch themselves on to are the worst.

[editline]24th May 2015[/editline]

If you get elitist on beer or some shit on a Reddit comment section I'll just assume you've hit a dead end in life because if you start nursing a semi after telling someone you brew your own beer then that's sad.

[editline]24th May 2015[/editline]

"Learn to drink it" I'm sorry I wasn't aware drinking it was enough.

[Zonesylvania]

I have no taste for alcohol and don't like coffee that much. Everybody's entitled to their personal tastes for a simple reason; everybody has differing likes and dislikes. But trying to get up into a guy's face and being a smug elitist about it is just being a dirtbag.

[MintyMginty]

"Oooooh you're drinking [cheap high alcohol content beer] like, really?"

Yes, I'm unemployed and I want to get drunk, go away.

[The Comedian]

[QUOTE=Samiam22;47785813]I've known some people who turn into complete coffee fanatics, to the point where they list a hobby as "drinking coffee". I knew a guy who owns a several thousand dollar coffee machine and drank up to 7 cups a day, and another who spends practically all his disposable income on coffee.

Crazy, I tell you[/QUOTE]

You met Godot and never told anyone about it? Way to be selfish man.

[Kirbyfactor]

Beer from a bottle is gross IMO, but from a tap at the bar it's fucking delicious

[Zonesylvania]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47787238]Beer tastes like fucking shit and I have no idea how someone could drink them to get drunk, let alone just to have one because they taste good.

I almost don't see the point of drinking if you don't get drunk.[/QUOTE]
it varies with the products, the stuff from microbreweries seems to be of a uniformly higher quality than the mainstream stuff. Though that said, either you like beer or you don't, it's one of those things that works that way.

[Ermac20]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47785642]I just hate coffee and I think it tastes like shit.

Then again, I don't like hot drinks at all. Not even hot chocolate.[/QUOTE]

I drink tea like a religion though I personally can't stand coffee

[Ermac20]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47787406]Since I turned 19, I have tried so many beers and all of them have tasted bitter and gross to me.[/QUOTE]

If you can try darker beers like Big Rock Traditional, You may prefer those

[TheSyntaX]

Fucking neighbor kids are having birthday party, bouncy castles, dozens of kids and all that shit.
They are singing all day and acting crazy, when they do group counts it sounds like barbarians high on helium are singing.

Also can't close my fucking window because my AMD cpu heats room faster than a god damn sauna.

[Stormcharger]

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47787406]Since I turned 19, I have tried so many beers and all of them have tasted bitter and gross to me.[/QUOTE]

Try alcoholic ginger beer man, tastes just like ginger beer except it also has the bonus of getting you drunk