• Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition
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[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47787238]Beer tastes like fucking shit and I have no idea how someone could drink them to get drunk, let alone just to have one because they taste good. I almost don't see the point of drinking if you don't get drunk.[/QUOTE] Hello.
[QUOTE=arleitiss;47787441]Fucking neighbor kids are having birthday party, bouncy castles, dozens of kids and all that shit. They are singing all day and acting crazy, when they do group counts it sounds like barbarians high on helium are singing. Also can't close my fucking window because my AMD cpu heats room faster than a god damn sauna.[/QUOTE] I'm so lucky as to work at a place that has a ballpit Two kids birthday parties today, so much noise
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;47787472]Try alcoholic ginger beer man, tastes just like ginger beer except it also has the bonus of getting you drunk[/QUOTE] i had some ginger soda once and it was so fucking strong
I used to tolerate beer but then I drank too much and passed out now my body just rejects beer altogether
[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;47785615]I hate coffee snobs with a passion and I don't know how I run into so many of them. Don't drink their brand? Uncultured. Don't drink it black? Pussy baby. Don't like Cappamochafrappecaramelchinos? No taste. This also extends a lot into alcohol, I don't know why people will stand behind brands/flavors as strong as some people support sports teams (I don't really understand that one, either.)[/QUOTE] I fucking love coffee but I drink it with sugar and milk and people call me a pussy and shit. I mean, what do you care?
If someone hates on you for how you drink coffee they're probably the biggest fuccbois to walk this planet
[QUOTE=Zotobom;47787980]I fucking love coffee but I drink it with sugar and milk and people call me a pussy and shit. I mean, what do you care?[/QUOTE] Insecure people usually feel the need to point out how manly or cool they are by doing/liking X.
People who reply to obnoxious, or shit, overdone, or even fine jokes by going "AHAHAHAHAHAHHA GET IT!?!!??!!?!!? IT'S SO ORIGINAL AND FUNNY!!!!!!! THIS ISN'T OLD AT ALL!!! HEEHRUGHRUGHRH" you're being even more obnoxious than the person making the joke
[QUOTE=Luxuria;47786653]Are people like you really so obsessed with something so trivial you [I]can't[/I] accept they don't like it? Coffee to me tastes like shit, does this fluster you? Fucking 'enthusiasts' of shit like coffee, beer and whatever else they can latch themselves on to are the worst.[/QUOTE] I don't like coffee either. It was just a (stupidly worded) example of something that people say.
My dad has to come home drunk off his ass and get on his fucking army sergeant attitude where I can't say shit without it being smartass or aruguing. Would be nice if he wasn't drunk every fucking day.
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;47785761]I drank coffee once by pure accident (didn't know I was ordering coffee, didn't know what it tasted like, etc.) I spent a long time shitting my guts out the following day and I'm never going to drink it again. Coffee just isn't for some people.[/QUOTE] One time my mother tried to do the same thing that "taught" her to drink it with dipping sugar cubes in it. The taste still haunts me.
i feel like im being left out by some of my friends they never invite me to shit ever and i know they go out almost every weekend like ok???
[QUOTE=Kannata;47788490]i feel like im being left out by some of my friends they never invite me to shit ever and i know they go out almost every weekend like ok???[/QUOTE] Bring it up to them maybe? I know what it's like to feel like a third wheel, being the introvert I am it's hard for me to say anything.
So like an idiot I decided to go to my friend's house to hang out for a few hours on my sister's birthday instead of sitting around on my computer refreshing forums and watching youtube all day while my sister sat around on the family computer playing games all day, figuring I'd come home and still participate in the family dinner. Get a text from my mum guilt tripping me about how sad it is I'm not there for my sister's birthday dinner, come home and discover they've all gone out. Now, my parents themselves had gone out about half an hour before I went out, so forgive me for assuming that we were actually going to go out (we almost never go out, even on birthdays; the family cooks really well). I'm not mad about missing a fancy dinner, I'm mad that my mum is guilt tripping me again for assuming things would go the way they always go every year. Fuck me, I guess. I guess I should stay at home refreshing forums and watching youtube more often. [editline]23rd May 2015[/editline] And I just know they're all going to come back home, my mum's going to give me a massive lecture on how important it is for me to be with my sister and be happy and be family and blah blah blah, because assuming we aren't going out for dinner, because we LITERALLY NEVER GO OUT FOR DINNER means I don't care about my sister and whatever whatever whatever. Meanwhile her boyfriend is either going to give me a fucking bullshit sly grin-and-shrug, or give me a fucking bullshit sly grin-and-shrug and tell my mum to ban me from using my computer, which she will immediately do. Apparently it's perfectly fine for the two of them to "go out" somewhere and come back at an undisclosed time (well of course it is, they're the ones setting everything up) but if I do it, not only do I get no warning; "James we're going out for dinner can you be back soon", but I also get guilt tripped into looking like I completely forgot my sister's birthday what a heartless idiot.
[QUOTE=Kannata;47788490]i feel like im being left out by some of my friends they never invite me to shit ever and i know they go out almost every weekend like ok???[/QUOTE] Worse is when they ask you ''Where have you been all this week-end?'' They have my phone number and my facebook, but are apparently too fucking lazy to send me a very simple message. Because being alone is so fucking fun.
[QUOTE=Merro;47788958]Worse is when they ask you ''Where have you been all this week-end?'' They have my phone number and my facebook, but are apparently too fucking lazy to send me a very simple message. Because being alone is so fucking fun.[/QUOTE] Or they act surprised that you didn't contact them, why do I have to call you all the time?
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;47776680]Well, it's been kind of sad these past few days. I went downstate for ammo training with the Guard on Tuesday. I spent the night at the site, went to the class at 0800 the next morning, and spent all morning and afternoon learning how to not blow myself and everyone around me to pieces. Cut to much later in the evening, just before bed. I called home to see how things were going, and apparently there was trouble with our new dog. Serious trouble. Our new dog was a rescue. She'd been picked up from some asshat of an owner last year, and shunted between animal shelters and foster homes since then. Well, after the older of our two dogs died, our remaining pet, a female Amstaff-Welsh Corgi mix, started showing signs of loneliness. So my dad talked to his co-worker, who does animal rescue work on the side. He knew a couple of dogs, including the one mentioned above, and we introduced them to ours to see how they meshed. It'd seemed like the one mentioned, another Amstaff mix, was an almost perfect fit. We moved her in a couple of weeks ago. Amstaffs, unfortunately, look pretty close to pitbulls. You can imagine where this is going. We already knew she'd been left to pretty much rot in a basement for most of her early life, but as far as we knew, neglect was the extent of it. She did have problems, but we didn't think we'd have a problem working around them. When I called home Wednesday night, it turned out our new dog had actually bitten both my mom and our Corgi mix. Not the kind of bite that leaves some tooth-marks and maybe a little bit of blood, but the kind that requires stitches and painkillers. From what I can tell, she freaked out when my dad took both dogs outside Tuesday night, while carrying a flashlight. She attacked our Corgi. I don't know how badly, but apparently she only went downhill, and Wednesday morning our Corgi got mauled and my mom got pretty badly torn up trying to separate them. My mom's hopped up on painkillers and spending the next couple of days on bed-rest, the Corgi's got about 10-15 stitches and some serious psychological wounds (violence from one's own species does that), and the new dog's in the pound. We don't know what the outlook is for her. I really don't know what to think of this. I mean, I feel upset that members of my family got hurt, but I really can't bring myself to get mad at the dog that did it. She obviously has some serious baggage. Reacting to a man in the dark with a flashlight by attacking the nearest dog? It doesn't take an expert to tell that some FUCKHEAD thought she'd be perfect for dog-fighting. If anything, I'm pissed off at the asshole who did it to her. Who even finds that shit entertaining? Watching house-pets tear each other apart? That's some sociopathic shit.[/QUOTE] First off, never get a pitbull when you have a dog already. Though, sorry about your dog and your mom. [editline]23rd May 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47787406]Since I turned 19, I have tried so many beers and all of them have tasted bitter and gross to me.[/QUOTE] The old saying was that you have to keep drinking it, the more you drink, the less it taste gross. Basically, thats how my uncle and my brother in law told me.
Honestly, people who get really, really upset about heterophobia/cisphobia/racism against white people/etc. all the time, but then don't really care about the opposite all that much.
[QUOTE=Richardroth;47788509]Bring it up to them maybe? I know what it's like to feel like a third wheel, being the introvert I am it's hard for me to say anything.[/QUOTE] i'll talk to em about it. they're extremely fun to hang with once it happens
[QUOTE=Deathtrooper2;47789109]First off, never get a pitbull when you have a dog already. [/QUOTE] why?
And this my dear friends - is how you ruin your career and future being a stubborn and butthurt kid. Backstory: a lad I know who is 15, told all teachers to fuck off in literal way and dropped out. He followed bill gates and mark zuckenberg and decided to be "a successful drop out" (except few years early), he started his own "company" which is photography (even though hes amateur level at it, doesn't' even understand exposures fully + uses pirated software (so technically any big commercial deals will fuck him right in the ass)). He also sold his main PC, gaming gear, bicycle etc.. and seems to have paid for few years for domain. "Company" been up for 6 months and has no likes on fb and website been stuck in "building" for all that time. Posts luxury car images constantly, put up profile pic in a suit like businessman (even though he looks silly as shit, just imagine - 15 year old face, build wearing suit). And whenever people try to help him or say something, he goes full butthurt. here is example: [t]http://i.imgur.com/1wkRBtF.png[/t] I wish I could help him, but I doubt anything I could say will change his mind, and he will most likely reply - fuck off. Anyway, this kind of people kinda piss me off badly. P.S - just open image in new tab. P.S.S - Red is him, the rest are people trying to help or decently explain things.
I tried reapplying thermal paste on my desktop hoping it wouldn't do the overheating bullshit. Oh boy, was I fucking wrong. It's even worse than before.
The site for my favorite mod of one of my favorite games (AIX mod for Battlefield 2) is down and I fear it's permanent. It's a shame because it was a really neat website, it had information for all the different kits and vehicles and stuff. Now the only place to download it is moddb.
People who hate cops and make their jobs harder just because of other bad apples piss me the fuck off. If it's a personal thing, fine, but you're making it harder for them and harder on yourself just because you can't shut up and listen.
God damn this fucking math assignment why did I wait until the day before it was due to do it.
I'm breaking down tonight for some reason, and I don't really why.
I hate going to family functions, I just feel awkward and out of place around my non-immediate family.
A younger friend of mine has recently turned 21 and has started drunk-dialing me in the middle of the night and demanding I get online to do Skype and video games. He's like "Oh I woke you up? Welp, might as well get online, right?" Then when I don't he gets all pissy and starts calling me a faggot until I block him. We've been over this like four times now so I'm going to leave him blocked for like a week.
TVpaint It is pretty much [I]the[/I] worst animation program I've ever used. Worse than flash, even.
Fucking hell, now that I've solved the problems I have to write the cunts out all neat and shit which is a fucking pain in the ass god damn this shit why did I even go to university in the first place.
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