Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition - General - Facepunch Forum

Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition

5,001 replies, posted
In This Thread

unskippable cutscenes

i bump my head on the header of the door when i get off the bus just tall people things: bumping heads on stuff

[QUOTE=Swog;47803122]i bump my head on the header of the door when i get off the bus just tall people things: bumping heads on stuff[/QUOTE] At least you don't have to take short people things; feeling shit around taller people no matter how confident guy you are.

[QUOTE=Talvy;47803584]At least you don't have to take short people things; feeling shit around taller people no matter how confident guy you are.[/QUOTE] aren't you like 14? it's not like youre stuck at your current height. i know a dude who is 5'4 at 22 years old.

I have gotten four prank calls from the same fucking kid tonight and we can't block his number because it's listed as anonymous.

Repetitive Rhythmic Noises They make me irrationally angry. I hate the sound of ticking clocks. I hate the sounds of someone hammering on something. I hate the sound of people tapping on something. Clicking pens. Fumbling around with anything to make it click or snap or make some sort of short noise over and over. If it has variation in the beat I can handle it, but if it's like Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. at a constant rate or anything like that I want to scream. Silent waiting rooms with ticking mechanical clocks are the worst. I also had a fucking hell of a time in school before they replaced all the clocks with ones that have second hands that just slowly move constantly rather than tick.

[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;47803590]aren't you like 14? it's not like youre stuck at your current height. i know a dude who is 5'4 at 22 years old.[/QUOTE] i know its a question not directed at me but im 15 and i'm 6'2, people say ill be 6'5 by the time i'm 18 send help (and clothes) at least my height gives me an excuse to excessively eat

-snip-

Two fucking nights in a row this little girl has monopolized the one fucking bathroom in the apartment with a shower in it. She has twelve minutes before I go over there and scream at her. [editline]26th May 2015[/editline] It honestly wouldn't bug me so much if I was allowed to take showers passed 9:30

Got my payslip today, somehow I've had a 50% taxation slapped on for no apparent reason. Take into account the fact this is a Part Time job I have whilst at Uni, so I shouldn't be getting taxed at all. Once I had my P46 sorted out when I first started, its been absolutely fine. The annoying part is the fact that I've been saving recently for my first rent installment of my next years accommodation, and a holiday with friends to Amsterdam, which took into account the money from this pay day. I know I am going to get it back, but its the fucking hassle of ringing up Payroll to sort it out, and I can bet my life they'll just say "It'll be in your next pay day". Well I need it now! This company is so shit, whilst I am not allowed to say the company name for fear of losing my job (seriously, a guy I work with was 'politely' asked to remove where he worked at from his Facebook profile). First off, we're expected to turn up at least 15 minutes before our shift starts, whilst I generally like to be early, and I am often there before 15mins early, a guy I work with has said he's had comments from the manager when hes turned up only a few mins (luckily this guy isn't afraid to answer back to the manager unlike me), and then that combines with the fact we at the VERY earliest get out 15minutes after our shift ends, which is supposed to be 8:30, I have sometimes been out an hour later, and you can't say anything to management because they just turn around and say "Well we have to do it too". Next off, I told my manager back at the beginning of March that I would need my shifts condensed down (I currently work 14 hours a week, split up into 3, 5, 3, 3 hour shifts on various days of the week) into two days. This is because I get kicked out of my student accomodation soon, and I want to go home - and I am totally fine with driving 1.5hours to get there, and the same back, because I will make SOME money.. (seriously, staying in Leicester when all of your coursemates/housemates have gone home for the summer already is boring as fuck) Only now has he actually gotten around to doing it, meaning the holiday I booked off in a few weeks, he has just taken the liberty of deciding which days it gets moved to (I originally had Monday-Friday off, now I will be working weekends), so he just gave me the previous Sunday off, which is not too bad, but I just find it annoying that he has chosen the day, and now because he left it to the last minute, I'm not within the "4 weeks prior notice" to have it a Sunday AND Saturday off. Finally, the place I work at is an electronics retailer (We're a big chain in the UK). Whilst I love my part time job being in an area I enjoy, not only through personal interest but also my course is related to it, it takes the piss when I am earning £5.90 an hour, and I am expected to know the inside and out of most products in the store (Seriously, I had a customer complain at me I didn't know a fine detail of 1 product, when I'd say generally I'm pretty good) and stay behind these extra hours that I am not paid for, when a friend has a job in a corner shop, earning more than I do and he doesn't need to do shit. I like that I am helping customers, but it makes my blood boil that I am expected to do all this shit for less pay, and not complain, and then get treated like shit by my manager... oh well, I shall be looking for a new job come September P.S. sorry for the huge rant, I just really needed to vent.

oh god I need to get animate a 3 minute video by 6am tomorrow and I don't even know what to make

Most of the time, I have an annoying sound in my left ear that sounds like static and just won't fuck off. Can I get new cochlear implants already?

I made a poor decision on what to eat, and now my stomach is giving me the middle finger.

I've stupidly neglected my teeth by barely brushing them for at least a month. Holy fuck was that a stupid choice. I'm starting up again to help prevent any further damage, but I've got a tiny hole in 2 teeth. I'm too nervous to want to go the dentist because he'll probably shit his pants. I [I]really[/I] hope these holes don't get bigger.

why did u not brush your teeth.................................

[QUOTE=Sombrero;47804772]I've stupidly neglected my teeth by barely brushing them for at least a month. Holy fuck was that a stupid choice. I'm starting up again to help prevent any further damage, but I've got a tiny hole in 2 teeth. I'm too nervous to want to go the dentist because he'll probably shit his pants. I [I]really[/I] hope these holes don't get bigger.[/QUOTE] Go to the dentist if you don't think you can take care of your teeth, 2 tiny holes are nothing but they can become something.

[QUOTE=Sombrero;47804772]I've stupidly neglected my teeth by barely brushing them for at least a month. Holy fuck was that a stupid choice. I'm starting up again to help prevent any further damage, but I've got a tiny hole in 2 teeth. I'm too nervous to want to go the dentist because he'll probably shit his pants. I [I]really[/I] hope these holes don't get bigger.[/QUOTE] Dentists, of all people, should be the last people to shit their pants from seeing teeth. So just go get your teeth checked.

Couple of things tonight guys. When i went to check into my flight last night the page finished loading and then went blank, so i went to check before my flight whether or not i got checked in and i hadn't, so my boarding position was like 2nd to last. On my flight back home right now and the wifi that i paid extra for is refusing to load facebook, everything else is loading but i'd like to stay connected. Also i got stopped by TSA because one of the things on my keychain was "sharp and/or pointy" even though ive checked and i know it's not against any rules.

I spent five minutes on horseback going to Riften from Ivarstead in Skyrim and try to enter from the southern gate only to realize that end of the gate's closed as I arrive. :suicide:

[QUOTE=Sombrero;47804772]I've stupidly neglected my teeth by barely brushing them for at least a month. Holy fuck was that a stupid choice. I'm starting up again to help prevent any further damage, but I've got a tiny hole in 2 teeth. I'm too nervous to want to go the dentist because he'll probably shit his pants. I [I]really[/I] hope these holes don't get bigger.[/QUOTE] The big consolation I have is that no matter how bad your teeth might be, they've probably seen a million fucking times worse than yours. You have no idea what some people are rocking in their mouth.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;47804901]I forgot where I read this, but bad tooth care is linked directly with heart problems,[/QUOTE] woah wait hang on what

I feel like such a burden to someone, and I feel so guilty for everything, even talking to them. It's a problem because when I have something I need to tell them, like my feelings for something that upsets me, or feelings in general, I end up just keeping it stuffed inside, and end up either blowing up on them a little days or a while later, or end up in tears, sometimes sobbing. It isn't their fault, how should they know, they aren't psychic, and the problems aren't necessarily bad, it's just they pile up then hurt even more. I don't tell them anything that upsets me, because the guilt is so overwhelming; I don't want to nag, I don't want to be a pain in the ass, and I'm terrified that they'll get upset with me if I do tell them my shitty feelings about something/that nothing will happen about them when if I tell. Besides, they'd probably get frustrated If I told them things... Either way, I feel doomed; that they'll just end up getting fed up with me, and leave, whether I tell them things or not, it's like a 50/50. I don't know, I just don't want to hurt them, they mean everything to me. More than anything in this entire world, I just want them to be happy. Hell, if there was someone who would make him happier than I make him, someone he'd enjoy more; it would hurt so damn bad, but I'd accept that, and let him be with them with no hesitation. God, I just want him to be happy, not to cause him trouble... BTW sorry for this long ass drawn out paragraph

[QUOTE=Blazedol;47804921]woah wait hang on what[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.webmd.com/oral-health/news/20100527/brushing-teeth-may-keep-heart-disease-away[/url] I didn't know this either. Wild. [editline]25th May 2015[/editline] brush ur teeth kids

[QUOTE=Pascall;47804932][url]http://www.webmd.com/oral-health/news/20100527/brushing-teeth-may-keep-heart-disease-away[/url] I didn't know this either. Wild. [editline]25th May 2015[/editline] brush ur teeth kids[/QUOTE] oh well then I'm fucked :v:

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;47804901]I forgot where I read this, but bad tooth care is linked directly with heart problems, so don't skimp on that really simple action. Once your teeth are damaged, there is no repair, really. If you get a cavity, you get a nice shiny cap on there the rest of your life showing the world you can't brush your teeth. Tooth care is beyond important, it is dangerous if you don't take care of them. Just brush your teeth, man. And my lord, a month, I can't even imagine. Forget a few nights out of the week? Sure, won't hurt anything. But a month? You must smell absolutely rank.[/QUOTE] I didn't completely stop for a whole month. It's just been on and off.

I don't know any good games that aren't intensive and aren't awful with touch controls.

[QUOTE=Blazedol;47804975]oh well then I'm fucked :v:[/QUOTE] do you not brush your teeth either ! ! ! ! why ! ! ! what is the purpose

[QUOTE=Pascall;47805078]do you not brush your teeth either ! ! ! ! why ! ! ! what is the purpose[/QUOTE] I forget. I have some pretty bad issues with my memory it's ok though living's overrated

[QUOTE=Sombrero;47804979]I didn't completely stop for a whole month. It's just been on and off.[/QUOTE] Do you like not breathe in the general direction of people during the past month? If I forget to brush my teeth in the morning I immediately get a pack of chewing gum because my breath smells rank.

those times when everyone just gangs up on you (figuratively and literally)

Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.