Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition

[Talvy]

[I]What a night - help me remember; I know it started with shaving...[/I]

[Zombie]

ITS SO GODDAMN HOT

THE MINUTE MY FAMILY MOVES TO FLORIDA IM FUCKING OUT

[hellothere12]

Wednesday was 45 Celsius with 9 percent of humidity, now its going to be next Wednesday according to rumors, 50. god damn it

[Halflight]

[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;47829818]ITS SO GODDAMN HOT

THE MINUTE MY FAMILY MOVES TO FLORIDA IM FUCKING OUT[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=470725&dateline=1432706232[/IMG]

[Last or First]

I'm not very tired at night and I'm pretty tired during the day.

I don't [I]wanna[/I] be nocturnal!

on a similar note
I can't find the particular reference I'm thinking of
because you can't google tone of voice, just words
and 95% of the results are music
this is mildly annoying
and I can't remember if it's even a reference or just an inside joke in my family

[wauterboi]

[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/965202/ShareX/2015/05/Browse_For_Folder_2015-05-28_23-35-52.png[/img]
If you're a developer and you use this for browsing folders, you need to figure your shit out.

(Ignore the "Stykz" thing. That was for making a quick animation base for something really quick. I need to figure my shit out.)

[WhiteHusky]

[QUOTE=wauterboi;47830024][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/965202/ShareX/2015/05/Browse_For_Folder_2015-05-28_23-35-52.png[/img]
If you're a developer and you use this for browsing folders, you need to figure your shit out.

(Ignore the "Stykz" thing. That was for making a quick animation base for something really quick. I need to figure my shit out.)[/QUOTE]

That kind of browse menu is clunky as fuck when it comes to having to navigate through a shitload of folders. Especially if you're doing it multiple times in the same location.
Even worse if it doesn't bother to remember your last folder location and instead suggests a folder it made.

[TheSyntaX]

It's my birthday today but apparently my sleep cycle clashes with all other people that I know cycles.
I go sleep at 6 AM, wake up at 1 PM.
I get fucking calls at 9 AM in the morning screaming into phone.

[greeley]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;47831163]It's my birthday today but apparently my sleep cycle clashes with all other people that I know cycles.
I go sleep at 6 AM, wake up at 1 PM.
I get fucking calls at 9 AM in the morning screaming into phone.[/QUOTE]

Then go bed at a normal time?
Why do you go bed so late/early and sleep during the day? Do you have a night job?

[TheSyntaX]

[QUOTE=greeley;47831188]Then go bed at a normal time?
Why do you go bed so late/early and sleep during the day? Do you have a night job?[/QUOTE]

I have really weird state of mind from 9 PM until 3 AM, I become creative and my production boosts, so I usually do some projects or something out of interest.

[greeley]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;47831193]I have really weird state of mind from 9 PM until 3 AM, I become creative and my production boosts, so I usually do some projects or something out of interest.[/QUOTE]

Funnily enough you say that.
That use to happen to me, i used to only be creative at night with my graphic design and couldn't do FA during the day, my mind was just clogged. But eventually i got a normal sleep pattern and the creativity adapted too it too.

[TheSyntaX]

[QUOTE=greeley;47831209]Funnily enough you say that.
That use to happen to me, i used to only be creative at night with my graphic design and couldn't do FA during the day, my mind was just clogged. But eventually i got a normal sleep pattern and the creativity adapted too it too.[/QUOTE]

I can't seem to be able to adopt to normal cycle, I have no problem going sleep at 6 AM, waking up at 8-9 AM to go somewhere if I have to, I wouldn't be tired whole day, only in evening I would feel kinda dizzy but yeah, so far thank god my sleeping pattern hasn't clashed with any daily activities.

[ichiman94]

-snip- what the fuck was I thinking

[BuffaloBill]

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;47829576]Getting called out of bed at 5:45 in the morning because the alarm went off @ work so I have to check that. Brilliant start of the day.[/QUOTE]

Fun extra tidbit: I'm currently having major problems sleeping so I didn't fall asleep until 02:00. less than 4 hours of sleep, fuck yea.

[Hypervelocity]

For some bizarre reason my A key wont work in video games all of a sudden. I dont know what I did with my keyboard :v: The A button works fine. But as soon as I go in a game, the A key wont work and I keep hearing some sort of clicky noise.

Nevermind it is working now after a restart :v:

[Mr. Face]

"It looks like a nice day outside, I'm going to go for a run"

- Me, fifteen minutes before it started raining like fucking crazy. Fuck.

[robotman5]

Bought a game on steam 3 days ago, still waiting for them to charge my card...

[Tomtyke]

That one guy who smells like dirty socks whenever you find yourself waiting in a long line.

[greeley]

[QUOTE=Tomtyke;47832086]That one guy who smells like dirty socks whenever you find yourself waiting in a long line.[/QUOTE]

Maybe its you?!

[Last or First]

I've tried to kill this final boss of a dungeon crawler RPG probably over two dozen times, but I can't kill it.
I know exactly what to do, but the random number generator always eventually wins out. My healer has a skill that prevents dying once per skill use for each party member with a 90% chance, and 98% when "boosted" (sort of like a limit break or overlimit in other games). At least, I think those are the numbers, it doesn't exactly say. But it's never 100%. Additionally, guarding with a character seems to make the boss target that character more often, but not always. So I'll set up a strategy for a turn and the RNG will decide "hmm, no". Especially when the boss uses the "apply random status effects to everyone" skill. Even if I nullify the boss's boosting skill that makes the status effect skill prioritize petrification, the skill can still throw a wrench in my strategy.
I think there's only four ways I can beat this:
-Turn down the difficulty, which feels like cheating, since the boss starts doing less than half its normal damage
-Give my tankiest character a skill that prevents death 100% of the time for one turn, but I'm not sure if he has the mana to use that very often, especially since the boss's final phase would essentially just become a war of attrition (hint: I'd lose)
-Farm out certain random stats to match so that I have [I]a chance[/I] of getting a certain skill-giving item from defeating an optional boss, which would nullify status effects for one turn, but this takes way too long to get
-Grind a new character from level 1 to over 95, which would take waaay too goddamn long.

maybe challenging myself to beat the game without using the dedicated tanking class was a bad idea
as well as challenging myself to not use the dedicated magic damage class, since the final boss is weak to magic and that class does a lot of damage
I'm glad I got this far without using those two classes, though.

[kingstead]

Maybe this karma story will help people feel better.

My mean neighbor has been talking mad shit about my mother lately. I mean she will not shut up about even when my mom's called out the window to her to literally shut up about it when she talks [I]right outside in her front yard next to us[/I]. This bitch is not liked by anyone who meets her and she acts and walks around like she has a stick wedged up her already tight ass.

Anywho, she's been doing a lot of construction work that's not done. Guess what? Today it's been raining for probably a good solid eight hours and I think more will still be on its way. All her shit is now wet and the ground is all mush since they've been doing a lot of digging. There's mud everywhere. I don't think they'll be able to work there for a while or at least they'll have a lot more work on their hands now with all the mud. Karma's a bitch only if you are lady.

[RockSushi]

The amount of yelling of the guards for "plough the lilies" in the witcher 2 proloque is so big, that i really feel like ploughing the hair from CD Projekt to use that annoying voice EEEUFGHASDSJD.

[Ax3l]

My internet decided to break down the ONE time I need it, when I am playing a CS:GO match, and it was going well. And it decides to start working again the moment I get banned. So fucking typical.

[Kljunas]

I know this is petty but holy shit do I hate when someone says about something that "you either love it or hate it" then immediately after proceeds to describe how they neither love it nor hate it.

[Flak]

Amiibo scalpers piss me off so much.

[editline]29th May 2015[/editline]

My black Chucks are falling apart and they're one of my favorite pairs of shoes.

[katt]

[T]http://kittehcat.org/upl/2015-05-30_00-22-26.png[/T]
who the fuck even does this

[MintyMginty]

My cat has decided her favourite place to sit is right in front of my keyboard.

Edit: See:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/GHbcusu.jpg[/img]

[Mister Sandman]

I hate it when people go around thinking, in that annoying half joking so they can easily deflect criticism but half serious because you [I]know[/I] they believe it on some level way, that they have OCD. These people who go around saying that because they don't like it when their area is dirty or they have weird pet peeves that they have OCD. I feel like it makes light of a very very serious problem. I listened to a lady talk about how she checks the locks on her front door 50 times a day, how she listens to the same song for 15-17 hours straight every single day, wipe down an entire countertop because she saw a drop of water on it, and will rewatch something for hours because she's afraid she missed something. That is what fucking OCD is. It's not you hating it when you've got a fucking mustard stain on your shirt.

Related, when did being socially inept or awkward or creepy stop being a thing? Because so many people don't say 'oh he's awkward' anymore, if someone's bad socially or awkward or creepy, it's always aspergers to these people now.
Just because someone is awkward or has strange hobbies doesn't mean they have autism or aspergers, for fuck's sake.

[Thelurker1234]

[thumb]https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11265239_10153020379232730_1051010160493130185_n.jpg?oh=bd9344a069e6fe7885b9800eaa15d35f&oe=55FE8B89[/thumb]
Don't think I have to say much, people share some weird things man

[Komppu]

There is white outline of my browser's toolbar burnt to my screen, and this somehow magically happened just recently.
Hopefully it is just image retention and will disappear after a while, if not then I can just be amazed how less than 3 month old screen can pull such funny trick.