Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition

[magicactus]

Ah the fresh smell of being replaced, smells very fucking familiar.

[Zero_X54321]

[QUOTE=alpha00zero;47847834]You sure you're in the right thread? That looks like something I'd be [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1446203"]happy[/URL] about.[/QUOTE]

It's a follow up to his previous post

[GeeOhDee]

I regret cutting ghost peppers without wearing gloves today. It has been over 7 hours and my fingers still burn. All the soap and water in the world didn't help.

[Pib]

[QUOTE=GeeOhDee;47849663]I regret cutting ghost peppers without wearing gloves today. It has been over 7 hours and my fingers still burn. All the soap and water in the world didn't help.[/QUOTE]

it might seem strange but try dunking them in milk
i might be remembering wrong but there's something in milk that dissolves capsaicin and makes it stop burning

[Flak]

[QUOTE=GeeOhDee;47849663]I regret cutting ghost peppers without wearing gloves today. It has been over 7 hours and my fingers still burn. All the soap and water in the world didn't help.[/QUOTE]

Have you tried soaking your hands in milk?

[editline]ug[/editline]

Dammit.

[Crimor]

Cream actually works better from my experience, works better for getting it out of your mouth too but that requires you to drink pure cream :v:

[Magmacow358]

[I]"hey dude wanna play something"[/I]
Okay, sure, what do you want to play?
[I]"i dunno"[/I]
How about [EVERY GAME IN MY STEAM LIBRARY]?
[I]"no"[/I]
Then what do you want to play?
[I]"i dunno"[/I]

oh FUCK YOU WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK THEN?

[XNiggerHunter88X]

For fucks sake my mom puts a huge fucking glob of sour cream on every dish she makes. Like so much more than you need for anything. My and dad try to push it aside yet every time we tell her we don't need the Sour Cream yet she insists on putting it on the side of or on top of every dish and her giant glob of saturated fats.
And I don't mean like just just tacos or potatoes, like fucking seafood and pasta and the like. I'm trying to lose weight yet every time I bring this up to her she says that I don't need to when I know I fucking do.

[Ashtiel]

My girlfriend made an arse out of herself in her own thread: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1468353&p=47842758&viewfull=1#post47842758[/url]

I'm extremely sorry to anyone that had to see that. She normally isn't like this.

[AcidAmbience]

[QUOTE=VietRooster2;47850029]My girlfriend made an arse out of herself in her own thread: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1468353&p=47842758&viewfull=1#post47842758[/url]

I'm extremely sorry to anyone that had to see that. She normally isn't like this.[/QUOTE]

what??? that entire thread is making an ass out of itself

EDIT: Never mind, she's the OP. Yeah that threads horrible lmao.

[Antdawg]

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;47850001]For fucks sake my mom puts a huge fucking glob of sour cream on every dish she makes. Like so much more than you need for anything. My and dad try to push it aside yet every time we tell her we don't need the Sour Cream yet she insists on putting it on the side of or on top of every dish and her giant glob of saturated fats.
And I don't mean like just just tacos or potatoes, like fucking seafood and pasta and the like. I'm trying to lose weight yet every time I bring this up to her she says that I don't need to when I know I fucking do.[/QUOTE]

Don't eat it then. After a while she'll stop putting it on if it keeps getting wasted.

Or make your own dinners

[fudge blood]

[IMG]https://wiki.guildwars2.com/images/thumb/6/66/Quaggan.jpg/250px-Quaggan.jpg[/IMG]

Let me tell you about how angry these fat fucks make me. They're the physical embodiment of down syndrome, when they go extinct I will laugh because I won't have to hear their stupid fat fucking retarded voices ever again. I won't have to do their retarded little chores underwater anymore. They are so annoying and useless it's no wonder they're a dying species. Their fat bubbly voices sound like ass.

You know what? They will go extinct just because of how sorely retarded they are and I won't have to grudgingly do quests for them anymore. Fuck quaggans.

[GeeOhDee]

[QUOTE=Pikablu07;47849708]it might seem strange but try dunking them in milk
i might be remembering wrong but there's something in milk that dissolves capsaicin and makes it stop burning[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;47849709]Have you tried soaking your hands in milk?

[editline]ug[/editline]

Dammit.[/QUOTE]

Got shot glasses filled with milk for each finger, thanks guys! Hopefully it does the trick.

[editline]1st June 2015[/editline]

Oh science, my fingers are still on fucking fire. The milk didn't help and my hands are now back in a bowl of ice.

[kingstead]

[QUOTE=fudge blood;47850076][IMG]https://wiki.guildwars2.com/images/thumb/6/66/Quaggan.jpg/250px-Quaggan.jpg[/IMG]

Let me tell you about how angry these fat fucks make me. They're the physical embodiment of down syndrome, when they go extinct I will laugh because I won't have to hear their stupid fat fucking retarded voices ever again. I won't have to do their retarded little chores underwater anymore. They are so annoying and useless it's no wonder they're a dying species. Their fat bubbly voices sound like ass.

You know what? They will go extinct just because of how sorely retarded they are and I won't have to grudgingly do quests for them anymore. Fuck quaggans.[/QUOTE]

Quaggan superior guild wars master race

[video=youtube;AxKO3Ppc-es]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxKO3Ppc-es[/video]

[fudge blood]

[QUOTE=kingstead;47850305]Quaggan superior guild wars master race

[video=youtube;AxKO3Ppc-es]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxKO3Ppc-es[/video][/QUOTE]

I'm gonna kill myself before the quaggans do

[editline]31st May 2015[/editline]

god my nipples are rock solid from how much I hate quaggans why did you do this video to me?

[FiveEyes]

There are these chicks in the room across from mine that smoke pot like fucking mad.

The smell is so fucking atrocious it fills the whole dorm floor with its smell.

[Carlito]

I got a work assignment back and I ended up with a disappointing mark. I still passed, but I was hoping for better.

[Blazedol]

i just found out about this
[video=youtube;77lUAy8vwTo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77lUAy8vwTo[/video]
what the hell

[greeley]

My farts stink so much but im so gassy.

Im at work and need to let them loose

[Griff]

Steam decided to do the whole "verifying installation" and logged me out.

[AcidAmbience]

[QUOTE=FiveEyes;47850748]There are these chicks in the room across from mine that smoke pot like fucking mad.

The smell is so fucking atrocious it fills the whole dorm floor with its smell.[/QUOTE]

Join them

[greeley]

Youngens that start smoking and pretty much won't stop talking about their new smoking habit. And posts pictures on facebook of them smoking. Stop. you're embarrassing and cringey

[Cobbart]

Went to a big meeting the other day. Was a really great day itself, I had a great day.

But there was one moment during this meeting there were two vapers who were just completely oblivious to everyone around them just puffing out these huge clouds of vapor during the thing, their attitude was infuriating.

Listen, you are not smart or cool for blowing giant vapor clouds around in a fucking indoor space with loads of people- "But dude its just vapor"- [highlight]I don't give a fuck.[/highlight] I still choke and have a really hard time breathing with you blowing around your garbage for everyone to inhale and smell. I don't want to inhale your fucking candy flavored whatever vapors and you getting all salty about being told to knock it off makes you a gigantic dipshit.

FUCK.

But yeah, I actually had a really good day.

[Flak]

I'm probably going to hate this summer because I have to be up every Monday and Wednesday to go to a pre-calc class. At least the professor is cool.

[greeley]

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;47852244]I'm probably going to hate this summer because I have to be up every Monday and Wednesday to go to a pre-calc class. At least the professor is cool.[/QUOTE]

Oh wait until you get into the working life Monday - friday 7am wake up till you get home at 6pm and then have to eat, choors, clean etc... and before you know it, its bed time.

[Sundownsyndrome]

fucking stop asking questions in class in a subject you're struggling with and proceed to avert your attention to some other dipshit.
holy fuck, is it so hard to listen? and this shithead kid who's a [I]junior[/I] is wondering [I]why[/I] he's failing with a grade of 32.5%. jesus fucking christ, people.

and quit screaming into my ear, i don't care about what you have to say. if i didn't care before, i don't care now.

[Nahash]

My spanish teacher makes us spend money on stupid magazines that we don't even use in class. I have to give her 10 dollars a month in order to get the magazine. It comes out of my own pocket money (which I have very little of) and if we don't pay for the magazine we lose a full quiz grade (worth about 50 points). We also have to use this program called yabla which is pretty much watching videos in spanish and answering mini quizzes. The problem is that half of the videos have people mumbling and we have to figure out what words they are mumbling. If we don't get a 100% on each miniquiz, it's counted as we didn't do it by the teacher.

We can set up appointments to meet with the teacher but she never comes to the appointment, spends the whole class gossiping with an aide or another teacher that comes in.

thanks to this class, my gpa is dropping like a stone.:suicide:

[Kirbyfactor]

I'm pretty sure you can get her into some serious trouble if you tell your headmaster/school director w/e

[Nahash]

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;47852557]I'm pretty sure you can get her into some serious trouble if you tell your headmaster/school director w/e[/QUOTE]

can't, it's an open secret that she's having an affair with the headmaster

[Kirbyfactor]

wow that blows