• Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition
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[QUOTE=Fosax;47866874]I think I MIGHT have peed blood...[/QUOTE] There is no 'Might' when you peed blood. If it's red then go to a doctor.
[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;47866902]There is no 'Might' when you peed blood. If it's red then go to a doctor.[/QUOTE] It could just be a disgusting dark orange
I have a high standard when it comes to my personal devices, particularly mobile. Any OEM software thrown ontop Android that serves only as a gimmick, redundant apps, a theme that ruins the look of the system apps, or even changing the app themselves is a device I personally consider a Do Not Buy. And with that being said, so many fucking companies do this shit like they do with Windows. Sure, I could load a ROM with a different Android but I usually have issues finding a true stock Android. Even harder today when phone are coming out locked down like Fort Knox because fuck the customer doing what they want with a phone they dropped a fuck-load to get. Holy fuck, I know they need to make the phone cheaper by making some deals with companies or something, but I'll be willing to spend for the full hardware cost of a phone if I can get a stock, vanilla Android phone.
I procrastinate too much.
[QUOTE=gk99;47866931]It could just be a disgusting dark orange[/QUOTE] Pretty much, I was taking a dump and while I was at it I went for a number 1 as well, it burned a bit but I just shrugged it off as me not drinking enough water (I was pretty dehydrated today). After I got up and went to flush I realized there were some red-ish(orange/brown-ish?) drops on the porcelain bowl even though the water in itself was just yellow. I shook it off and more red-ish drops came out. I looked it up and piss can go orange-y if you're dehydrated, so...
It seems I don't like solving shit on computers in a store that opens in 45 minutes. I started typing this post, and the boiler doing a cycle scared the living shit out of me. [editline]3rd June 2015[/editline] Oh not to mention what I'm trying here doesn't work. I converted the cash register of the store in a virtual copy, and it keeps crashing violently on this office computer due to problems in the RAM.
[QUOTE=Merijnwitje;47867180]It seems I don't like solving shit on computers in a store that opens in 45 minutes. I started typing this post, and the boiler doing a cycle scared the living shit out of me. [editline]3rd June 2015[/editline] Oh not to mention what I'm trying here doesn't work. I converted the cash register of the store in a virtual copy, and it keeps crashing violently on this office computer due to problems in the RAM.[/QUOTE] I kept interpreting "cash register" as a register in the processor context, and I was so fucking confused. help
English is the fucking worst subject I hate it, there's always some shitty fucking philosophical meaning behind every thing that happens in a book and I don't give enough of a shit and never pick up those fucking meanings [editline]3rd June 2015[/editline] Which leads to me getting shitty marks. Of course of all the subjects that could be compulsory it has to be fucking english
INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS...! It's gotten so, so bad in the past few months and it is not good. It is bad.
I fell asleep on my fiance yesterday because of this stupid ass sleep pattern I'm on, and now today I won't have any time to chat with her because of work.
I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put into the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill, and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins...here [sp]It's Hatred[/sp]
[QUOTE=Araknid;47867488]English is the fucking worst subject I hate it, there's always some shitty fucking philosophical meaning behind every thing that happens in a book and I don't give enough of a shit and never pick up those fucking meanings [editline]3rd June 2015[/editline] Which leads to me getting shitty marks. Of course of all the subjects that could be compulsory it has to be fucking english[/QUOTE] My teacher always takes a saying in a book way too seriously and talks about it for like 20 minutes and then by the time we start reading the book again the class is over
[QUOTE=Araknid;47867488]English is the fucking worst subject I hate it, there's always some shitty fucking philosophical meaning behind every thing that happens in a book and I don't give enough of a shit and never pick up those fucking meanings [editline]3rd June 2015[/editline] Which leads to me getting shitty marks. Of course of all the subjects that could be compulsory it has to be fucking english[/QUOTE] In my 10th grade English class we had to learn about commas. It sounds easy, but we had to justify why it was there and do a bunch of bullshit nobody cares about. We all knew where thry went, but that wasn't enough, we had to know why, we had to have proof for a fucking [I]comma.[/I] And this went on throughout the entire year.
Just be glad you didn't learn about commas in Russian school. There you can't just put commas everywhere, you need to justify every single one by checking to see if follows a certain set of rules. And don't even get me started on all the other verb/advber/conjugation/etc rules. There's a huge fuckload and if you didn't follow every one you got dinged for it. I don't even remember any of them anymore, I just write how I speak. Maybe that's why I end up misspelling every other word. :v:
being hit with a possible truth that you really don't want to believe.
[QUOTE=SergerantJoe;47868052]Just be glad you didn't learn about commas in Russian school. There you can't just put commas everywhere, you need to justify every single one by checking to see if follows a certain set of rules. And don't even get me started on all the other verb/advber/conjugation/etc rules. There's a huge fuckload and if you didn't follow every one you got dinged for it. I don't even remember any of them anymore, I just write how I speak. Maybe that's why I end up misspelling every other word. :v:[/QUOTE] the real fucked up thing is that you write just fine
[QUOTE=Araknid;47867488]English is the fucking worst subject I hate it, there's always some shitty fucking philosophical meaning behind every thing that happens in a book and I don't give enough of a shit and never pick up those fucking meanings [editline]3rd June 2015[/editline] Which leads to me getting shitty marks. Of course of all the subjects that could be compulsory it has to be fucking english[/QUOTE] I'm going to let you in on a secret that most English teachers don't tell you - There is no specific meaning behind anything unless the author comes out and says "That thing means X", which gives you a lot of freedom when writing about a piece because you can say it means anything! As long as it's fairly realistic in terms of the piece (ie not saying that Of Mice and Men is saying that 9/11 was an inside job). Source: English is one of my two strongest subjects, I can shit out a college level paper the night before its due and still get an A. I got a 5/5 on the AP English Exam my Senior year (which gave me college credit for getting a perfect mark on that) as well as never getting below a high B on a paper since High School. Writing papers is easy once you know you can basically bullshit them all.
My Ps Vita's touch screen constantly stops working or barely works.
[QUOTE=Araknid;47867488]English is the fucking worst subject I hate it, there's always some shitty fucking philosophical meaning behind every thing that happens in a book and I don't give enough of a shit and never pick up those fucking meanings [editline]3rd June 2015[/editline] Which leads to me getting shitty marks. Of course of all the subjects that could be compulsory it has to be fucking english[/QUOTE] If you have no idea, just bullshit it and force an explanation
[QUOTE=Araknid;47867488]English is the fucking worst subject I hate it, there's always some shitty fucking philosophical meaning behind every thing that happens in a book and I don't give enough of a shit and never pick up those fucking meanings [editline]3rd June 2015[/editline] Which leads to me getting shitty marks. Of course of all the subjects that could be compulsory it has to be fucking english[/QUOTE] Nah you don't get it man, you've gotta explore the symbolism, themes and techniques!
[QUOTE=Talvy;47868317]My Ps Vita's touch screen constantly stops working or barely works.[/QUOTE] Given it a clean?
[QUOTE=Luxuria;47868451]Nah you don't get it man, you've gotta explore the symbolism, themes and techniques![/QUOTE] I hope you're not being sarcastic because being able to accurately do that is extremely important to understanding what others say and write, as well as helping you write things more accurately and better. Not to mention it's an exercise in critical thinking.
Shit that doesn't work right on high resolution screens. Steam, YouTube, and just a ton of other programs without proper scaling
[QUOTE=Digimutant;47868469]Given it a clean?[/QUOTE] That's the problem, I have to do it all the time for the damn thing to work properly. Not a problem with smartphones.
[QUOTE=bdd458;47868220]I'm going to let you in on a secret that most English teachers don't tell you - There is no specific meaning behind anything unless the author comes out and says "That thing means X", which gives you a lot of freedom when writing about a piece because you can say it means anything! As long as it's fairly realistic in terms of the piece (ie not saying that Of Mice and Men is saying that 9/11 was an inside job). Source: English is one of my two strongest subjects, I can shit out a college level paper the night before its due and still get an A. I got a 5/5 on the AP English Exam my Senior year (which gave me college credit for getting a perfect mark on that) as well as never getting below a high B on a paper since High School. Writing papers is easy once you know you can basically bullshit them all.[/QUOTE] If there's no specific point in something, then there's no reason for the author to write it. It reminds me of an image that does the rounds on Facebook every now and then; it's something like the author writing 'the curtains were blue' and a teacher going like 'well that means this and that' and some wiseguy going that 'the author meant the curtains were fucking blue'. But why would the author bother to mention the colour of the curtains at all if there was no further meaning to it? It is quite obvious that it is being used as a device whether to create a contrast or to illustrate a mood or something. Congrats you admit it's easy to get good marks when you learn how to 'bullshit them', which means your marks lack substance, which means you referencing your marks actually degrades your argument.
[QUOTE=bdd458;47868470]I hope you're not being sarcastic because being able to accurately do that is extremely important to understanding what others say and write, as well as helping you write things more accurately and better. Not to mention it's an exercise in critical thinking.[/QUOTE] I was because I don't feel [I]everything[/I] has symbolism, themes and all that. Then again I just hate my English class.
[QUOTE=Luxuria;47869821]I was because I don't feel [I]everything[/I] has symbolism, themes and all that. Then again I just hate my English class.[/QUOTE] [quote]For instance: "the curtains were blue" What your English teacher thinks: "the curtains represent represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on." What the author meant: "The curtains were fucking blue."[/quote]
[QUOTE=Cyberuben;47869825][/QUOTE] Aced it.
[QUOTE=Antdawg;47869768]If there's no specific point in something, then there's no reason for the author to write it. It reminds me of an image that does the rounds on Facebook every now and then; it's something like the author writing 'the curtains were blue' and a teacher going like 'well that means this and that' and some wiseguy going that 'the author meant the curtains were fucking blue'. But why would the author bother to mention the colour of the curtains at all if there was no further meaning to it? It is quite obvious that it is being used as a device whether to create a contrast or to illustrate a mood or something.[/QUOTE] Fleshing out a scene is a reason to write something you know, I know that's probably shocking. There are plenty of reasons to write something, and the meaning behind something is debatable unless an author point blank comes out and says something means X. Otherwise it's completely open to interpretation. [QUOTE=Antdawg;47869768]Congrats you admit it's easy to get good marks when you learn how to 'bullshit them', which means your marks lack substance, which means you referencing your marks actually degrades your argument.[/QUOTE] No it means I've learned how to write a good essay, and good pieces. I don't think I would have been able to get an Op-Ed piece into a newspaper which covers a fairly decent portion of Connecticut that I live in if I couldn't write lmao, and I doubt that I would have gotten that 5/5 if I wasn't good either. I've never thought myself to be a good writer (I've always felt I've been decent, but not much better) but like when we had to do peer review stuff in my mandatory Freshman English class my first semester at College all I got were good comments, and at one point I remember my Professor (who was really fucking cool) even said that there wasn't really much to say about a paper I wrote because it went above and beyond her expectations in terms of writing quality and content. I think what really started to show me this was The Little Prince, which is a deceptive little thing. A lot of different interpretations for a lot of different things in such a small package, I had to write a paper on that my Senior year. and by bullshitting I mean like there's no real answer so come up with something, like it's not that hard to write papers you just need to come up with an idea and back it up logically somehow because in English there generally is no right answer - unless the author has SPECIFICALLY said that something means X. English is an exercise in critical thinking and backing up your ideas and expressing them in at least a semi-articulate way. also, I only say "shit out a paper" because it's fairly easy for me to write, a good page for an English essay takes me roughly 10 minutes to write, so I have 5 page papers done in about an hour or less. If you've ever had an English teacher or professor tell you "This definitively means X" about something in a piece of writing they're a terrible English teacher, and that's not something I came up with, the best English teacher I ever had told my class that.
[QUOTE=Luxuria;47868451]Nah you don't get it man, you've gotta explore the symbolism, themes and techniques![/QUOTE] G E T E T F U C K E D U C K E D [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Calm down." - Seiteki))[/highlight]
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