Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition

[gk99]

[QUOTE=AcidAmbience;47886216]Crap is a god

[editline]5th June 2015[/editline]

Yeah I'm sucking him, but the dude is fuckin funny and when he says shit nobody can do anything it's great[/QUOTE]

Yeah but it's like "wow he can make suicide jokes but I call someone a cuntbucket for refusing to call Caitlyn Jenner by her name and I get banned"

[TheSyntaX]

Decided to play fallout new vegas.
Installed it, spent about 2-3 hours installing various mods.
Entered game, just to find out it wont work well with my 2560x1080 resolution.
The effort it takes to adjust it properly is so much, that I lost any will to play it.

If fallout 4 ends up as fucked up, I am gonna request refund from steam.

[AcidAmbience]

[QUOTE=gk99;47886376]Yeah but it's like "wow he can make suicide jokes but I call someone a cuntbucket for refusing to call Caitlyn Jenner by her name and I get banned"[/QUOTE]

Yeah that shit's hilarious

[roman117]

Welp. I was trying to upgrade my current PC with a fresh new CPU in order to play new games The Witcher 3, as well as XCOM 2 and Fallout 4 when they eventually come out, but I just discovered that my computer -- an HP Pavilion Slimline -- is the shittiest of the shit when it comes to prebuilt computers. Like, you can't even fucking upgrade this thing. If you tried to swap the motherboard Windows would register it as an entirely new computer and because of the licensing BS you wouldn't even be able to start it. In fact, when I tried to put in a new graphics card, the damn case is so small that I had to CUT A FUCKING HOLE IN THE CASE SO IT WOULD FIT.

So not only am I pissed that I got scammed into buying this thing, it also means that if I want to play any new games coming out at anything higher than 'very low' settings with a framerate higher than 5, I would either need to buy a completely new PC or build one from scratch, which means I need to worry about first of all learning how the fuck do to that, and also getting a budget to buy a fucking windows license and get all the parts necessary to build one even though all the money I have is made from chores and birthday cards that I've saved up over the past few years. AND EVEN THEN if I managed to do all of that, I don't know where the fuck I would put the damn PC, because I already have a computer that takes up most of the room that it's in and I highly doubt I'm going to convince my parents to let me BUILD ONE FROM SCRATCH and figure out all the electrical wiring bullshit and shit like buying a new table and monitor ffffUCKING CHRIST

I'm am so angry right now.

[Zero_X54321]

[QUOTE=roman117;47887024]Welp. I was trying to upgrade my current PC with a fresh new CPU in order to play new games The Witcher 3, as well as XCOM 2 and Fallout 4 when they eventually come out, but I just discovered that my computer -- an HP Pavilion Slimline -- is the shittiest of the shit when it comes to prebuilt computers. Like, you can't even fucking upgrade this thing. If you tried to swap the motherboard Windows would register it as an entirely new computer and because of the licensing BS you wouldn't even be able to start it. In fact, when I tried to put in a new graphics card, the damn case is so small that I had to CUT A FUCKING HOLE IN THE CASE SO IT WOULD FIT.

So not only am I pissed that I got scammed into buying this thing, it also means that if I want to play any new games coming out at anything higher than 'very low' settings with a framerate higher than 5, I would either need to buy a completely new PC or build one from scratch, which means I need to worry about first of all learning how the fuck do to that, and also getting a budget to buy a fucking windows license and get all the parts necessary to build one even though all the money I have is made from chores and birthday cards that I've saved up over the past few years. AND EVEN THEN if I managed to do all of that, I don't know where the fuck I would put the damn PC, because I already have a computer that takes up most of the room that it's in and I highly doubt I'm going to convince my parents to let me BUILD ONE FROM SCRATCH and figure out all the electrical wiring bullshit and shit like buying a new table and monitor ffffUCKING CHRIST

I'm very fucking mad right now.[/QUOTE]

or maybe buy a new, larger case, and just shove it all in there. and get a hold of like, Windows 10 for free since you've got a copy of Windows 7 or 8 already

[Cobbart]

[QUOTE=roman117;47887024]Welp. I was trying to upgrade my current PC with a fresh new CPU in order to play new games The Witcher 3, as well as XCOM 2 and Fallout 4 when they eventually come out, but I just discovered that my computer -- an HP Pavilion Slimline -- is the shittiest of the shit when it comes to prebuilt computers. Like, you can't even fucking upgrade this thing. If you tried to swap the motherboard Windows would register it as an entirely new computer and because of the licensing BS you wouldn't even be able to start it. In fact, when I tried to put in a new graphics card, the damn case is so small that I had to CUT A FUCKING HOLE IN THE CASE SO IT WOULD FIT.

So not only am I pissed that I got scammed into buying this thing, it also means that if I want to play any new games coming out at anything higher than 'very low' settings with a framerate higher than 5, I would either need to buy a completely new PC or build one from scratch, which means I need to worry about first of all learning how the fuck do to that, and also getting a budget to buy a fucking windows license and get all the parts necessary to build one even though all the money I have is made from chores and birthday cards that I've saved up over the past few years. AND EVEN THEN if I managed to do all of that, I don't know where the fuck I would put the damn PC, because I already have a computer that takes up most of the room that it's in and I highly doubt I'm going to convince my parents to let me BUILD ONE FROM SCRATCH and figure out all the electrical wiring bullshit and shit like buying a new table and monitor ffffUCKING CHRIST

I'm am so angry right now.[/QUOTE]

Well now you know for future reference if you're ever going down the route of prebuilt machines. Never. Ever. [i]EVER[/i] go with HP. They're absolute wank stain tier machines.

[Flak]

[QUOTE=roman117;47887024]Welp. I was trying to upgrade my current PC with a fresh new CPU in order to play new games The Witcher 3, as well as XCOM 2 and Fallout 4 when they eventually come out, but I just discovered that my computer -- an HP Pavilion Slimline -- is the shittiest of the shit when it comes to prebuilt computers. Like, you can't even fucking upgrade this thing. If you tried to swap the motherboard Windows would register it as an entirely new computer and because of the licensing BS you wouldn't even be able to start it. In fact, when I tried to put in a new graphics card, the damn case is so small that I had to CUT A FUCKING HOLE IN THE CASE SO IT WOULD FIT.

So not only am I pissed that I got scammed into buying this thing, it also means that if I want to play any new games coming out at anything higher than 'very low' settings with a framerate higher than 5, I would either need to buy a completely new PC or build one from scratch, which means I need to worry about first of all learning how the fuck do to that, and also getting a budget to buy a fucking windows license and get all the parts necessary to build one even though all the money I have is made from chores and birthday cards that I've saved up over the past few years. AND EVEN THEN if I managed to do all of that, I don't know where the fuck I would put the damn PC, because I already have a computer that takes up most of the room that it's in and I highly doubt I'm going to convince my parents to let me BUILD ONE FROM SCRATCH and figure out all the electrical wiring bullshit and shit like buying a new table and monitor ffffUCKING CHRIST

I'm am so angry right now.[/QUOTE]

Building a computer is like Lego. Very expensive, fragile Lego. Plus there's a ton of guides if you can't read the motherboard's little booklet that tells you everything.

[Pascall]

My neighbors have a dead bird in their back yard and my dog keeps trying to dig at it from our side of the fence.

Not sure if I should be more upset at myself because I haven't had the money/ability to train my dog properly, my neighbors for not picking it up, or my dog for tearing apart wood planks to get at a fuckin bird.

I gotta find better stuff for her to do out in the backyard.

[AcidAmbience]

Can't you bring your custom parts into a PC shop and they can just do it for u

[Kartoffel]

[QUOTE=Pascall;47887233]My neighbors have a dead bird in their back yard and my dog keeps trying to dig at it from our side of the fence.

Not sure if I should be more upset at myself because I haven't had the money/ability to train my dog properly, my neighbors for not picking it up, or my dog for tearing apart wood planks to get at a fuckin bird.

I gotta find better stuff for her to do out in the backyard.[/QUOTE]

You could also hop the fence and dispose of the bird. I'm sure your neighbors would understood if they caught you.

"Why'd you jump in our back yard?"
"You had a dead bird, I was getting rid of it."
"Oh, thanks."

[Blazedol]

-snip wrong thread-

[Pascall]

[QUOTE=Kartoffel;47887249]You could also hop the fence and dispose of the bird. I'm sure your neighbors would understood if they caught you.

"Why'd you jump in our back yard?"
"You had a dead bird, I was getting rid of it."
"Oh, thanks."[/QUOTE]

I would if their fence wasn't taller than me and had no foot holds or anything. ):

[Kartoffel]

Do you have a chair, and does their fence have a gate? If they don't lock their gate, you can use that as a way to get out.

[TheSyntaX]

Was playing CS GO, wiped out all enemy team, was defusing bomb and my team mate just executed me to get points.

I wiped out all team again next round, before defusing bomb - shot team mate who had AWP and he went absolutely mental.

Those trolls piss the shit out of me.

[Pretermit]

[QUOTE=roman117;47887024]Welp. I was trying to upgrade my current PC with a fresh new CPU in order to play new games The Witcher 3, as well as XCOM 2 and Fallout 4 when they eventually come out, but I just discovered that my computer -- an9 HP Pavilion Slimline -- is the shittiest of the shit when it comes to prebuilt computers. Like, you can't even fucking upgrade this thing. If you tried to swap the motherboard Windows would register it as an entirely new computer and because of the licensing BS you wouldn't even be able to start it. In fact, when I tried to put in a new graphics card, the damn case is so small that I had to CUT A FUCKING HOLE IN THE CASE SO IT WOULD FIT.

So not only am I pissed that I got scammed into buying this thing, it also means that if I want to play any new games coming out at anything higher than 'very low' settings with a framerate higher than 5, I would either need to buy a completely new PC or build one from scratch, which means I need to worry about first of all learning how the fuck do to that, and also getting a budget to buy a fucking windows license and get all the parts necessary to build one even though all the money I have is made from chores and birthday cards that I've saved up over the past few years. AND EVEN THEN if I managed to do all of that, I don't know where the fuck I would put the damn PC, because I already have a computer that takes up most of the room that it's in and I highly doubt I'm going to convince my parents to let me BUILD ONE FROM SCRATCH and figure out all the electrical wiring bullshit and shit like buying a new table and monitor ffffUCKING CHRIST

I'm am so angry right now.[/QUOTE]

It realy is not all that hard. You just make sure to buy all the necessary parts and read the fucking manual from your motherboard then just go all lego on the bitch and assemble it.

Only tricky part is finding the correct power supply, matching the motherboard socket # to the cpu you bought's # and that's really it..

Most of it is reading reviews bro and you should just craigslist or kijiji that rig, and buy a used gaming rig off there for cheap as it leaves room for upgrades.

[RustyGears]

We have a thing in one of my classes where we can present/perform anything we want on fridays and this was the last time we were going to do it this year. I put together a cool and funny (at least attempted cool and funny) murder mystery thing that took forever to end the year with a bang. But when it came time to actually perform it, literally nobody payed attention from the get go or cared and I sorta just broke down and cried, it felt like I wasn't funny and that I failed to do the main thing I like to the most, entertain. I still feel really bummed out about it, like all that effort was for nothing because nobody gave a shit about mine, yet they payed attention during all the other performances. It was really weird too, because generally the class enjoys my performances and looks forward to them, it was really upsetting to see them just not care about the work I put into it.

[Pretermit]

[QUOTE=RustyGears;47887355]We have a thing in one of my classes where we can present/perform anything we want on fridays and this was the last time we were going to do it this year. I put together a cool and funny (at least attempted cool and funny) murder mystery thing that took forever to end the year with a bang. But when it came time to actually perform it, literally nobody payed attention from the get go or cared and I sorta just broke down and cried, it felt like I wasn't funny and that I failed to do the main thing I like to the most, entertain. I still feel really bummed out about it, like all that effort was for nothing because nobody gave a shit about mine, yet they payed attention during all the other performances. It was really weird too, because generally the class enjoys my performances and looks forward to them, it was really upsetting to see them just not care about the work I put into it.[/QUOTE]

Learn from your mistakes, did you come off as boring, monotonous, not energetic enough? Was there anything to keep captivating your audience's interest?

[The Comedian]

Speaking of computers a bit more...

I'm kinda sad right now. I bought a new Computer for my birthday with a new screen and everything. But when I got home and everything was finally in it's place I realized that I didn't ask for the guy to put the Wi-fi board. Since my connection is wireless I have to have it in order to use my internet.

Now I have to go to the store again tomorrow just to have the guy install the part for me. My fault I know but still a little annoying.

[TheSyntaX]

[QUOTE=SoftHearted;47887407]Speaking of computers a bit more...

I'm kinda sad right now. I bought a new Computer for my birthday with a new screen and everything. But when I got home and everything was finally in it's place I realized that I didn't ask for the guy to put the Wi-fi board. Since my connection is wireless I have to have it in order to use my internet.

Now I have to go to the store again tomorrow just to have the guy install the part for me. My fault I know but still a little annoying.[/QUOTE]

tbh you're better off with cable.

[Adarrek]

[QUOTE=roman117;47887024]Welp. I was trying to upgrade my current PC with a fresh new CPU in order to play new games The Witcher 3, as well as XCOM 2 and Fallout 4 when they eventually come out, but I just discovered that my computer -- an HP Pavilion Slimline -- is the shittiest of the shit when it comes to prebuilt computers. Like, you can't even fucking upgrade this thing. If you tried to swap the motherboard Windows would register it as an entirely new computer and because of the licensing BS you wouldn't even be able to start it. In fact, when I tried to put in a new graphics card, the damn case is so small that I had to CUT A FUCKING HOLE IN THE CASE SO IT WOULD FIT.

So not only am I pissed that I got scammed into buying this thing, it also means that if I want to play any new games coming out at anything higher than 'very low' settings with a framerate higher than 5, I would either need to buy a completely new PC or build one from scratch, which means I need to worry about first of all learning how the fuck do to that, and also getting a budget to buy a fucking windows license and get all the parts necessary to build one even though all the money I have is made from chores and birthday cards that I've saved up over the past few years. AND EVEN THEN if I managed to do all of that, I don't know where the fuck I would put the damn PC, because I already have a computer that takes up most of the room that it's in and I highly doubt I'm going to convince my parents to let me BUILD ONE FROM SCRATCH and figure out all the electrical wiring bullshit and shit like buying a new table and monitor ffffUCKING CHRIST

I'm am so angry right now.[/QUOTE]

Just wipe your hard drives and do a complete clean reinstall of Windows 7 or 8.1 with the new motherboard. That should solve your first part. You can probably pick up Win7 pretty cheap somewhere or even for free
Then just get a new case and put everything in there
I never really had any difficulties assembling PCs. The worst thing that happened to me was due to sheer stupidity when i somehow took out my CPU with the cooler still on and i thought it was supposed to be attached to it because i couldn't get it off. So i tried putting it back the same way but it just wouldn't go in, and i pushed and pushed until the pins broke... Then i managed to get the cooler off but it was too late. Luckily it wasn't a very expensive CPU

[RustyGears]

[QUOTE=Pretermit;47887381]Learn from your mistakes, did you come off as boring, monotonous, not energetic enough? Was there anything to keep captivating your audience's interest?[/QUOTE]

I was very energetic about it, as I always am when I act, my teacher was honestly confused as well as it wasn't like I didn't do anything wrong, they really just didn't care and just kept doing their own thing. I had plenty of things to keep them interested such as hidden notes that had hints, the teacher dying, a time limit, and so much more.

[The Comedian]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;47887456]tbh you're better off with cable.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I was thinking about setting up a cable connection in my room as well in the future just to be on the safe side.

[kijji]

[QUOTE=Pretermit;47887345]It realy is not all that hard. You just make sure to buy all the necessary parts and read the fucking manual from your motherboard then just go all lego on the bitch and assemble it.

Only tricky part is finding the correct power supply, matching the motherboard socket # to the cpu you bought's # and that's really it..

Most of it is reading reviews bro and you should just craigslist or [b]kijiji that rig[/b], and buy a used gaming rig off there for cheap as it leaves room for upgrades.[/QUOTE]
what did I do now :tinfoil:

[Zombie]

HOLY SHIT IM FINALLY DONE MOVING.

FUCK MOVING. EVERYTHING HURTS.

AT LEAST I HAVE KICKASS INTERNET AND PRIVACY NOW.

[GamerChick]

[QUOTE=GamerChick;47886306]My mom took my car so now I have to get the BF to pick me up. Ugh.[/QUOTE]

He was supposed to be here so we could be alone before my parents got back and now I'm fucking pissed at him, I don't like to be pissed at him. He made me mad last weekend too. UGH.

[AcidAmbience]

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;47875828]If I was a tyrant I would make playing music on your shitty phone or stereo while walking around illegal, punishable by seizure, a week in prison, and giving them a pair of earbuds. And it's without question their taste in music is always shit yet they decide the world needs to know.

I mean I normally wear big headphones but someone can only hear my music if everything was perfectly silent.

[editline]4th June 2015[/editline]

Basically anyone who thinks people in public need to hear their music, opinion, cycling hobby, etc. by making it louder than it needs to be is a fucking prick and can fuck off.[/QUOTE]

I have this kid on my bus who (mind you, it's 6:30 in the fucking morning which makes it even worse) blasts his shitty ass dubstep music as loud as possible because I guess he can't afford a fucking pair of ear buds from five and below. He's gross as fuck, has greasy hair and smells like shit too.

[Cyberuben]

I left my room at 20:50 to catch my train at 21:10. Once at the station, I noticed the train had 5 minutes delay. Once the train arrived, I got in, and 10 minutes later I got told to get out because the train was reversing due to problems on the track ahead.

After waiting for 50 minutes I went downstairs to ask for more info. They said buses would come. I walked to where the buses should be, there was one bus for a couple of hundred people. People were literally fighting (even pushing a pregnant woman causing her to fall) to get ib, couldn't make a line. I was pretty much in front of the line but people kept cutting line, and the stewards didn't even tell the people off. I finally got into the 6th bus (mind you, this is 2.5 hours after the train should have left). Once in the bus, I went to the next train station, it took 40 minutes. There, there were no trains to where I and 40 others had to go. They arranged yet another bus, and from the next station there taxis. I just came home 30 minutes ago, after 5 hours and 15 minutes of getting from A to B. Normally, this takes 45 minutes.

Fucking Dutch railways always mess up shit, can't even organize a backup, can't provide accurate information and half the fucking country is demobilized after one minor mechanical failure.

[WhiteHusky]

[QUOTE=roman117;47887024]Welp. I was trying to upgrade my current PC with a fresh new CPU in order to play new games The Witcher 3, as well as XCOM 2 and Fallout 4 when they eventually come out, but I just discovered that my computer -- an HP Pavilion Slimline -- is the shittiest of the shit when it comes to prebuilt computers. Like, you can't even fucking upgrade this thing. If you tried to swap the motherboard Windows would register it as an entirely new computer and because of the licensing BS you wouldn't even be able to start it. In fact, when I tried to put in a new graphics card, the damn case is so small that I had to CUT A FUCKING HOLE IN THE CASE SO IT WOULD FIT.

So not only am I pissed that I got scammed into buying this thing, it also means that if I want to play any new games coming out at anything higher than 'very low' settings with a framerate higher than 5, I would either need to buy a completely new PC or build one from scratch, which means I need to worry about first of all learning how the fuck do to that, and also getting a budget to buy a fucking windows license and get all the parts necessary to build one even though all the money I have is made from chores and birthday cards that I've saved up over the past few years. AND EVEN THEN if I managed to do all of that, I don't know where the fuck I would put the damn PC, because I already have a computer that takes up most of the room that it's in and I highly doubt I'm going to convince my parents to let me BUILD ONE FROM SCRATCH and figure out all the electrical wiring bullshit and shit like buying a new table and monitor ffffUCKING CHRIST

I'm am so angry right now.[/QUOTE]

PC's are not that hard to build because, as someone put it, it's like putting together legos. I was able to put mine together without really consulting a guide of sorts. I can't really give a whole lot of suggestion on what you should put into your computer, but I do know you can get pretty far with a case of the likes of [url=http://www.neweggbusiness.com/product/product.aspx?item=9b-11-156-326]this[/url] and a Mini ATX board.

And if you do build your computer, head these warnings: GPU goes right into the first slot closest to the CPU and you likely don't have to buy a aftermarket CPU cooler.

[스카치 여우]

It'd be nice if mortal kombat x went past the stupid fucking splash screen. All it does is sit there and thrash my disk and nothing else in task manager. Why can't any of these games fucking work for once?

[Pascall]

I built my first PC a few weeks ago actually!

It was terrifying!!!!!!

But I mean, once you realize where everything goes and what you need to be careful with, it's actually really easy. I feel like if I were to build another one, it'd be ten times easier and take WAY less time.