Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition

[RustyGears]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47912172]"I want to be a comedian"
"Tell a joke!"

every time and the answer is no stand up for the most part doesn't really work in a way where you can just fire off a quick joke in 10 seconds, unless you're Mitch Hedberg or something, a lot of it involves long spiels and stories and also they're usually massively inappropriate
also you could have Carlin's entire repertoire memorized but the moment someone asks this it all dries up[/QUOTE]

This, but with voice acting.

"I want to be a voice actor."

"Oh yeah? Then do an impression of [insert completely random celebrity here]!"

I'm not some wizard who can just magically change their voice to anything at any time, generally I got to practice my voices first, you know, like everything else.

[Blazedol]

I never really got why VAs [I]have[/I] to have vocal range tbh. I mean it's a good thing to have, yeah, but as long as you can be convincing, that's what should really sell it.

[Mister Sandman]

It gets kind of annoying how everyone seems to share a selection of 2 shitty jokes for several mundane situations that they will repeat over, and over, and over, and over.

Seems petty, well, I can only walk around with food and hear "Thanks for bringing me lunch" so much before I want to staple my fucking ears shut

[Samuel2213]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47913098]It gets kind of annoying how everyone seems to share a selection of 2 shitty jokes for several mundane situations that they will repeat over, and over, and over, and over.

Seems petty, well, I can only walk around with food and hear "Thanks for bringing me lunch" so much before I want to staple my fucking ears shut[/QUOTE]

Or the worst one. When you work retail and the product doesn't scan, they almost always say 'Oh well it must be free right?'.

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=samuel2213;47913245]Or the worst one. When you work retail and the product doesn't scan, they almost always say 'Oh well it must be free right?'.[/QUOTE]

or the innumerable assholes who shout "RUN FORREST RUN" when you're running

[Merro]

This fucking Despicable me Minions meme on Facebook.

[ottr]

I'm about to move out of my dad's place I can't fucking live here anymore. Random 1500 ping for minutes up to hours. Just lost my fucking qualifiers because of this shit

[inaba]

I got sunburned :suicide:

[ottr]

[QUOTE=gokiyono;47914903]I got sunburned :suicide:[/QUOTE]

Look forward to all the awesome peelage in a few days to weeks.

[inaba]

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;47914932]Look forward to all the awesome peelage in a few days to weeks.[/QUOTE]

It has already begun

[Bahamut88]

Even though skin peeling is actually bad, thats one part of sunburn I like lol

[Micros]

[QUOTE=Richardroth;47915039]Even though skin peeling is actually bad, thats one part of sunburn I like lol[/QUOTE]

How do you like the peeling of all things D:

[ottr]

[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;47915282]How do you like the peeling of all things D:[/QUOTE]

Cause it's the best?

Does somebody know how depression works cause idfk if it's depression if you're decent all the time but when you get a little bit sad it's like a black hole of despair?

[gk99]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47911194]I love old games. I can spend hundreds of hours in KotOR even today. I love the old Fallouts, the old TES games, Vampire the Masquerade, all those old RPGs, and tons of other old games.
However, the problem one runs in to with these old games is that none of them ever fucking work. Y'know what, old game, new system, bound to be problems, fine. It's a fact of life.

But I have major problems with services like Steam that are modern and are continuously updated selling these types of games that are fixer uppers at best if they even [I]can[/I] be fixed, and look like shit because they can't run in modern resolutions half the time. I got KotOR, can't handle resolutions above 1280x1024. I go download the widescreen fix, and it doesn't work, apparently this might be because of Steam itself. I would have to go download some illegal crack just to make it work. So I'm just fucked with this game that can't fit on modern resolutions, and that's just bullshit. Another game I have, Deadly Premonition, just flat out doesn't fucking work. Crash on startup from the get-go, and it's far from the only case.

Bottom line, if your game doesn't fucking work on modern systems, can't even handle basic 1920x1080, you shouldn't be allowed to sell it on modern services. Fuck off until your game actually works.[/QUOTE]

I agree with the ones that just don't fucking work (looking at you, Manhunt. Especially since if you download a third-party crack it works about 95% the same as it would otherwise) but complaining about the resolution is just petty.

[roman117]

any forum that requires you to register and verify an account just to view fucking images

[Skelosk]

So we had kind of a bad weather lately. So I just posted something on FB just for shits and giggles, basically it was "summer loading.....error 404, summer not found" and one of my friend basically blasted the comment to hell and back because "we're not in summer ffs, blablabla"

Alright ok sorry jeez. This is the last time I post something to lighten the mood on FB

[Vekso]

[QUOTE=Richardroth;47915039]Even though skin peeling is actually bad, thats one part of sunburn I like lol[/QUOTE]

Are you goldmember?

[thumb]http://media.balls.ie/uploads/2015/05/19142622/Goldmember.jpg[/thumb]

[fudge blood]

peeling sunburnt skin gives me a sick thrill

[ProtoMob]

[QUOTE=roman117;47915294]any forum that requires you to register and verify an account just to view fucking images[/QUOTE]
Speaking of images, I fucking hate it how Imageshack decided to break all embedded images by replacing the images with some "Click and Discover" bullshit that just takes you to some ad boasting how their shit website is now "better."

I switched to Imgur long, long ago but this shit is just infuriating when you're reading old posts at a forum and oh look, 90% of the images don't even work.

[Resi]

Cook food, place it in a bag with my name on it, and the fat fuck of a brother I have still eats it without asking.

[XNiggerHunter88X]

[QUOTE=residntevl;47916190]Cook food, place it in a bag with my name on it, and the fat fuck of a brother I have still eats it without asking.[/QUOTE]

Load your next meal to fuck with laxitives.

[Resi]

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;47916286]Load your next meal to fuck with laxitives.[/QUOTE]

That's a superb idea. I'm gonna buy some laxatives for next time.

[IlluminatiRex]

My mother.

I'm 18, and while I still live in my parents house while I go to college, she still acts helicopterish to me and it's fucking annoying. I just want to be able to live my own life instead of being hounded about applying for a job that'll take up all my spare time during the semester that I need to do my class work (I have a weekend job at the moment and [I]I am[/I] looking for another job for the summer, I've put in countless applications to places but I'm not getting hired but me even having a job doesn't seem to be fucking good enough for her, not matter what I do it never seems to be good enough. Oh got a B in that class why wasn't it an A, stuff like that.

As well, I have some level of social anxiety, and going out to do shit is difficult for me. But worst of all are phone calls, she's always telling me to call the places I've applied to when that is a monumental task for me and then gets pissed when I don't and would rather just go into the fucking place and talk face to face.

Not to mention NO ONE IN MY FAMILY BOTHERS TO KNOCK BEFORE COMING INTO MY ROOM, AND WHEN THEY DO DECIDE TO KNOCK THEY DON'T WAIT FOR A RESPONSE THEY JUST COME IN ANYWAY. I can't even have a reasonable expectation of privacy, I'm 18 for fucks sake stop just barging in, especially after I've asked countless times for everyone to NOT do that. Seriously, if I had another job I'd move out in a heartbeat, my life would be so much damn easier without my mother constantly breathing down my neck.

don't get me wrong, I love her to death, but I don't feel like I have any space or breathing room to myself.

[Pen Straw]

I just ate such an amazing pizza but the consequences were too fatal

rip toilet

[Cyberuben]

I had my OnePlus One delivery address set to a PO box. DHL doesn't deliver to PO boxes, meaning, it's going to come all the way from UK -> Brussels -> Netherlands, just to be sent back to the UK by DHL because they don't deliver there... They could've, you know, checked this in the first place.

I didn't know it was going to be shipped with DHL and I didn't know they didn't ship to PO boxes either. Fuck my life, will probably cost me another shipping fee and takes yet another week.

[James]

[QUOTE=Cyberuben;47917346]I had my OnePlus One delivery address set to a PO box. DHL doesn't deliver to PO boxes, meaning, it's going to come all the way from UK -> Brussels -> Netherlands, just to be sent back to the UK by DHL because they don't deliver there... They could've, you know, checked this in the first place.

I didn't know it was going to be shipped with DHL and I didn't know they didn't ship to PO boxes either. Fuck my life, will probably cost me another shipping fee and takes yet another week.[/QUOTE]

Not your problem, it's theirs. Until you actually receive that you ordered, technically it's their responsibility.

[Cyberuben]

[QUOTE=James xX;47917387]Not your problem, it's theirs. Until you actually receive that you ordered, technically it's their responsibility.[/QUOTE]

Well, DHL says they're returning the package to OnePlus because OnePlus supplied an 'invalid delivery address', and then OnePlus will probably tell me I should have checked if my delivery address was valid. I already contacted DHL to see if I could change the delivery address, but they said it's impossible and I have to let the sender know it's coming it's way back. I did, and they told me to contact DHL to change the addres... Fucking shit support.

[James]

[QUOTE=Cyberuben;47917397]Well, DHL says they're returning the package to OnePlus because OnePlus supplied an 'invalid delivery address', and then OnePlus will probably tell me I should have checked if my delivery address was valid. I already contacted DHL to see if I could change the delivery address, but they said it's impossible and I have to let the sender know it's coming it's way back. I did, and they told me to contact DHL to change the addres... Fucking shit support.[/QUOTE]

Request a refund and try again.

[IlluminatiRex]

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;47917322]Unfriend.

[editline]9th June 2015[/editline]

I can totally fucking relate because I have to deal with the same shit! Nothings good enough etc etc; eventually you just quit caring what they think.

Let me guess, she's never been to college?[/QUOTE]
Nah, she went through most of college, it was like one or two classes at the end that fucked her up so she ended up not getting a degree, she would have redone those classes if she had the money at the time, but she didn't and too much time has passed to just redo those classes now.

[Cyberuben]

[QUOTE=James xX;47917422]Request a refund and try again.[/QUOTE]

No because I bought it in flash sales, meaning I'd lose my special price / chance to get an OPO. I'll just wait what happens when OnePlus receives the package back.