Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition

[Recurracy]

[I]Fuck[/I] humid fucking weather, is this what asthma feels like? I can't even fucking breathe properly, it feels like my airduct has collapsed on itself

[Zero_X54321]

The Airsoft gun I bought from a friend had "Some rust on the flash hider that you can easily get off"

This gun could have been sold in compliance with the Orange flash hider laws there was so much rust. I'll probably have to buy a new flash hider sooner or later.

[inaba]

Hooray for mouth blisters

[Brobattington]

So, my sister is a babysitter, and has to deal with little toddlers mostly on the weekends. She was discussing punishments with my dad about it, and she's suggesting to keep them in their room until they feel bad about it and apologize, which is the best thing to do. My dad thinks that, instead of using that method, you should rather 'slap the shit out of them.' This is what makes me angry, people that think beating the fuck out of kids for stealing candy or fighting with a sibling would fix things. No, it fucking doesn't, you just look like a fucking shithead for beating a defenseless child you KNOW can't fight back, like a goddamn coward. It doesn't fix things, it makes things much much worse. If I ever have kids, and he does something like that, he's getting decked in the fucking face.

[Flak]

My dog bit and chewed and licked so much hair off that she has a bald spot on her leg, and chewed on the skin so much that it's red and looks infected.

[Fulsy]

Problems with software and/or games that never get addressed, seriously giving the impression that the developers don't give a shit.

Such things as:

-Old games being sold on steam in their broken state. I'm looking at you, fucking Dark forces 2. Bought this as part of the Jedi Knight collection for me and a friend, and we can't fucking play it.

-The fucking "Player cannot be joined because they have not completed the tutorial" issue in GTA online. Yet fun glitches like the fucking gate glitch have to be patched because they're so much more game breaking than NOT BEING ABLE TO FUCKING JOIN ANYONE. I am so fucking sick of Rockstar's "no fun allowed, do everything our way" approach to online play, but that's another rant.

-Skype CONSTANTLY CRASHING on startup due to their stupid fucking ad-ridden bullshit homepage. I tried the whole blocking ads in internet options dance. It didn't work. Everything I've seen on the official skype forum is either "Lol, just downgrade" or a complete non-answer.

[maddogsamurai]

So someone is spreading a hoax that Gene Wilder( another legendary actor) is dead. This is probably because if the never-ending record of dying celebs this week starting with Sir Christopher Lee. People who catch on to the hoax are cursed out by the OP for "disrespecting the dead" or "No, YOU'RE being bullshit." In some cases, they're being BANNED for being against the OP's hoax. Way to ride the train-ride of famous dead celebs Internet.

[Mister Sandman]

Apparently a lot of developers on steam are ~mysteriously~ hiking up the price points on games, then discounting them to what they were before for the summer sale. That is so fucking dirty.

[James]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;47943923]Apparently a lot of developers on steam are ~mysteriously~ hiking up the price points on games, then discounting them to what they were before for the summer sale. That is so fucking dirty.[/QUOTE]

It's also illegal? At least here it is anyway.

[Alsojames]

Just learned that I might only be getting last week's of pay next paycheck, as opposed to last week's and this week's, meaning I'd have to wait another two weeks to be able to do anything.

Pay goes out on Monday, and it'd reach us by ~Friday after going through bank bureaucracy. However, I work this Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Wouldn't/shouldn't I get paid for this weekend? Or is that not how it works? This is my first real job so I'm not sure.

[Navarchus]

Forgetting to take my sleeping medication in time, ending up awake all night when you really needed to sleep because it's better than sleeping through to 2pm.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vGPKM9O.png[/IMG]
Also cheer up whoever wants any of this stuff.

[Recurracy]

I couldn't sleep without feeling like I was gonna suffocate, so much slime in my lungs that just keeps coming back 5 seconds after I tried coughing it all out

[Kirbyfactor]

My manager changed my schedule with a pen during the middle of the week (I work every other weekend because of my internship) so I was at work way too early, I really wonder how this dude ever became manager

[inaba]

Thank you for being non-intrusive and just working ad.fly

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<3

[patches]

Just wanted to say fuck Cramer's Rule

[BuffaloBill]

Misstepped and now my heel feels like it's got a knife in it every time I put even so much as the slightest bit of pressure onto it. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[woidoi]

for some reason I left four different shared dropbox folders at the exact same time. The biggest issue now is that I created the one for my current project which I also left, and apparently the other members can't invite me because I'm still the leader somehow.

[iRex]

when you're a mere $0.78 short on a game. Guess I'll have to wait till tuesday to finally jump into borderlands 2

[Pascall]

[QUOTE=iRex;47947270]when you're a mere $0.78 short on a game. Guess I'll have to wait till tuesday to finally jump into borderlands 2[/QUOTE]

I can send you some dollar on paypal if you're only a little bit short.

[Micros]

[QUOTE=iRex;47947270]when you're a mere $0.78 short on a game. Guess I'll have to wait till tuesday to finally jump into borderlands 2[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't mind sending you the amount you need to buy it

[gk99]

It seems I've gone and fucked up my computer somehow and I guess System Restore got disabled, and my dad never gave me the Acronis password so now it's entirely useless.

I was going to get a basically clean setup for Win10 next month anyway, might as well just wipe my PC now instead.

[editline]a[/editline]

There goes my entire fucking day, I guess. The worst part is knowing my PC worked just fucking incredible yesterday, and now I can't even go to YouTube.

[despair3173]

right so a mate of mine has been a melodramatic fuck the past month or so, he's started smoking because he thinks it makes him look cool, and it deals with the stress that he causes himself from his own stupidity. Anway, he posted this today, he's green, im red
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bdELqZC.png[/IMG]
so like yeh i know, im a little harsh but this is getting fucking stale, so 10 minutes after my comment, he takes down the picture, then goes on twitter and posts something like "when passive agressive people ruin your day" like son at least fucking say it to me. so being mature as i am i retweeted it with the reply "LMAO TRUEEEE" because im fucking sick of him being such a twat all the time and thingking its acceptable, thats whats got me mad

[Recurracy]

sleeping tonight is gonna suck again because I feel I'm gonna be close to suffocating again

[editline]13th June 2015[/editline]

time to head for the doctor asap I guess! maybe it's bronchitis or some shit, yaaay

[Digimutant]

Why the fuck are these fuckwits swearing loudly, banging things and talking casually as if they were in a British pub on a Sunday morning drink?

I wasn't going to sleep anyway. Despite I have to be somewhere by 8AM tomorrow morning...

[iRex]

[QUOTE=Pascall;47947632]I can send you some dollar on paypal if you're only a little bit short.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigBadWilly;47948627]I wouldn't mind sending you the amount you need to buy it[/QUOTE]

Thank you guys so much for the offer, but it's smarter to just keep the cash in my account till I get paid anyway.

[Zillamaster55]

I am so [I]FUCKING[/I] tired of """paleontologists""" (read: nerds on the internet) getting upset about Jurassic World being scientifically inaccurate.

It's a movie, first hand. Secondly, all of the dinosaurs are [I]part frog[/I] (remember #1, yeah you probably do!), and were literally resurrected using DNA from [I][B]TENS OF MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO FOUND IN THE ASS OF A MOSQUITO.[/B][/I]

Oh but boo-hoo they aren't feathered enough, or they aren't the 100% perfect size, oh wehh wehhh wehh, for fucks sake.

Do you see me going on a huge rant and calling fans of Gladiator idiots because the Romans use Pila as melee weapons, or that Commidus is killed by a fictional gladiator-made-revolutionary? No.

Do you see me calling fans of Alien "enemies of science" because the Xenomorphs have acidic blood, and not regular blood like "real biology would have it"? No.

Goddamn. Paleonerds are the fucking worst, and I'm glad that I'm distancing myself from that line of work.

[Ax3l]

This fucking keyboard is the most heinous crime committed in the world of electronics. It has a bunch of media center buttons that worked just fine when I got it. I never used the buttons and then out of a sudden one day it started just using the fucking mute button randomly to mute and unmute my computer. I got it fixed somehow but now it's fucking happening again and nothing I do can fix it. And the manufacturers are aware of this and aren't doing squat about it. I just want to fucking beat them up for being such pricks about it. Like, holy shit is it irritating. And there are no drivers on their site either.

[Pascall]

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;47949960]I am so [I]FUCKING[/I] tired of """paleontologists""" (read: nerds on the internet) getting upset about Jurassic World being scientifically inaccurate.

It's a movie, first hand. Secondly, all of the dinosaurs are [I]part frog[/I] (remember #1, yeah you probably do!), and were literally resurrected using DNA from [I][B]TENS OF MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO FOUND IN THE ASS OF A MOSQUITO.[/B][/I]

Oh but boo-hoo they aren't feathered enough, or they aren't the 100% perfect size, oh wehh wehhh wehh, for fucks sake.

Do you see me going on a huge rant and calling fans of Gladiator idiots because the Romans use Pila as melee weapons, or that Commidus is killed by a fictional gladiator-made-revolutionary? No.

Do you see me calling fans of Alien "enemies of science" because the Xenomorphs have acidic blood, and not regular blood like "real biology would have it"? No.

Goddamn. Paleonerds are the fucking worst, and I'm glad that I'm distancing myself from that line of work.[/QUOTE]

Pretty sure in the movie they basically talk about how the dinosaurs are not realistic at all because the man in charge never asked for "realistic".

I feel you on this. Like I know they like dinosaurs but calm down a little bit. It's not made to be scientifically accurate.

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=Pascall;47949987]Pretty sure in the movie they basically talk about how the dinosaurs are not realistic at all because the man in charge never asked for "realistic".

I feel you on this. Like I know they like dinosaurs but calm down a little bit. It's not made to be scientifically accurate.[/QUOTE]

I had to stop following a lot of paleontology blogs that I really liked because they wouldn't shut up about it.

[editline]13th June 2015[/editline]

I haven't even seen the movie and they're posting spoilers along with it, I mean for fucks sake.

[Fulsy]

People who seem to fucking fixate on stupid shit you did years ago, and bring it up constantly, as if they were never young and immature.