Shit That Gets You Mad v21 - FUCKING PISSED edition

[artdeco]

i'll have pineapple on my pizza if i want to, and i'll stab the first cocksucker that gets pissy about it

[ottr]

[QUOTE=artDecor;48027464]i'll have pineapple on my pizza if i want to, and i'll stab the first cocksucker that says anything about it[/QUOTE]

even if they agree?

[fudge blood]

I'm so stressed out, there's so many things against me right now. :v:

[kijji]

Saw this on my Facebook feed and it really pisses me off for some reason

[t]https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/10848717_803316839790066_2675240801564225343_o.jpg[/t]

[Radical Rebel]

[QUOTE=kijji;48027740]Saw this on my Facebook feed and it really pisses me off for some reason

[t]https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/10848717_803316839790066_2675240801564225343_o.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

That's almost as dumb as arab drifting.

[AcidAmbience]

[QUOTE=kijji;48027740]Saw this on my Facebook feed and it really pisses me off for some reason

[t]https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/10848717_803316839790066_2675240801564225343_o.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

Just like the drug community vape and hookah have a really bad rep to them but it's fun if you don't post cringey shit like that online

[Sparktimus]

[QUOTE=kijji;48027740]Saw this on my Facebook feed and it really pisses me off for some reason

[t]https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/10848717_803316839790066_2675240801564225343_o.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

I don't have anything against people who smoke, but why the fuck would anyone think it's a good idea to drive under the influence of any substance? Especially one that can effect your vision or hearing.

[AcidAmbience]

[QUOTE=Mysterious;48027843]I don't have anything against people who smoke, but why the fuck would anyone think it's a good idea to drive under the influence of any substance? Especially one that can effect your vision or hearing.[/QUOTE]

Well hookah can't do anything other than make you slightly lightheaded but I still think it's illegal. Then again dipping tabacco isn't illegal when you're driving so maybe not.

[Sparktimus]

How about just don't fucking do anything while you're driving except drive?

If you really can't wait until you get home to have a beer/cigarette/joint, then maaaybe you've got a problem.

[kijji]

[QUOTE=Mysterious;48027877]How about just don't fucking do anything while you're driving except drive?

If you really can't wait until you get home to have a beer/cigarette/joint, then maaaybe you've got a problem.[/QUOTE]
Like I said to a friend about that picture, my "car interior goals" would be leather upholstery, better speakers, satellite radio and a steering wheel grip. Far more useful than a fucking four-way hookah.

I don't understand the big deal about weed anyways. I tried it, didn't like it. Same with tobacco. Is weed really the super drug that everyone says it is, because otherwise what's the fucking point?

[Sparktimus]

I remember one time, my grandma-in-law took me to Taco Bell in her Benz. She's already gotten into a wreck once, so you think she'd be way more careful, but no. She's fucking EATING A SLICE OF PIZZA WHILE SHE'S DRIVING. We must have the shoulder at least 6 times on those curvy turns.

For fucks sake, put down the food or whatever it is you're doing besides driving and just drive. It's a pretty big responsibility to drive at all, so I don't see why people have to take liberties and multi task while they're essentially guiding a mobile weapon through a road full of other mobile weapons.

[ottr]

lost 20$ because of this french internet

bet 10$ on a game, the internet fucked shit up somehow didnt reg my clicks, you gotta accept the prompts so idfk what happened but i ended up having 30$ on them. then we're talking 2 minutes before the game starts and i cant open a support ticket to get the extra money refunded because everything is at a snails pace

then nothing loads but i see the score and they lose so hard and now im poor as fuck like wtf is this shit

takes 5 seconds to load a page atm i dont even know how this happens

[Alsojames]

It'd be nice if people on social media/dating sites acknowledged my existence once in awhile, especially when they initiated the conversation or had a hand in the matching process (like on Tinder, for example).

[Fosax]

People who generalize everyone, but not the "every nationality/color does X" kind, the one that can't understand that certain groups can have separate opinions and conflicting ideas
Basically people who go "5 months ago you were all complaining about -GAME X- and now they're cheering on-GAME Y- which is the same, you're all dumb" even though the ones who complained about GAME X are clearly not the same ones who are cheering on GAME Y

[haloguy234]

[QUOTE=Confuzzed Otto;48028071]lost 20$ because of this french internet

bet 10$ on a game, the internet fucked shit up somehow didnt reg my clicks, you gotta accept the prompts so idfk what happened but i ended up having 30$ on them. then we're talking 2 minutes before the game starts and i cant open a support ticket to get the extra money refunded because everything is at a snails pace

then nothing loads but i see the score and they lose so hard and now im poor as fuck like wtf is this shit

takes 5 seconds to load a page atm i dont even know how this happens[/QUOTE]

That's caused by a portion of the bandwidth being used by the NSA to make sure you're not plotting with French terrorists to work with ISIS.

[TheSyntaX]

I was so excited for installing star citizen, I clicked through directX.

[img]http://oi61.tinypic.com/alnlf4.jpg[/img]

Oh no.

[haloguy234]

[QUOTE=arleitiss;48028392]I was so excited for installing star citizen, I clicked through directX.

[img]http://oi61.tinypic.com/alnlf4.jpg[/img]

Oh no.[/QUOTE]

It's too late. You're already a part of the botnet. There's no saving you now.

[Flak]

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;48024262]Apparently the CPU I have just sitting around is the same socket type as the one I have, so I might have an upgrade.[/QUOTE]

Nevermind... It turned on for three seconds, turned off, and kept cycling. I think it's dead.

[TheSyntaX]

[QUOTE=haloguy234;48028412]It's too late. You're already a part of the botnet. There's no saving you now.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I realized that, fuck knows where it's installed now.
I guess I am just gonna turn on PC one day and see that shit pop up.

[Sand Castle]

spending FOUR FUCKING HOURS installing adobe shit

[Flak]

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;48028432]Nevermind... It turned on for three seconds, turned off, and kept cycling. I think it's dead.[/QUOTE]

Spent an email to Intel, I hope it's still under warranty because if it is, I can get an upgrade for free since this was just sitting around.

[Leestons]

Why do people on Amazon answer questions with "I don't know, sorry" or "I haven't used it for that so I don't know" If you don't know, just don't fucking reply!

[Kartoffel]

Someone that was stalking my sister that we haven't seen in almost two years showed up at her job today. It apparently spooked her enough to go to the sheriff's office. >:[

[maddogsamurai]

So I went to this block party at a friend's place during the weekend. A lot of people came over to celebrate the season, mainly parents with children and college mates. One kid kept bothering my friend's dog to play with her when the dog is clearly annoyed with so many people and all the noise. Her mother, my friend's mom, my friend's college buddies, and I warned her a thousand times to leave the dog alone. She got nipped on the hand while pulling on the dog's ears and it broke the skin a little. She cried her hardest, we got her band-aids, her mom got mad at her, and the family went to the hospital when there was no need. They thought the dog had rabies despite the obvious clean record on the dog from the certified dog tags.

Hours later, the girl's father comes back with a doctor's note stating that the owners of the dog must release the shot records that are no later than 3 years old or the owners would have to [B]pay for the expenses and the dog runs a risk of being put down.[/B] My friend's father was pissed out of his mind; he has the dog tags as proof(four year old rabies tag, but still) that the dog's free of rabies and other diseases, but the girl's dad [B]still insists on having the paper.[/B] [U]None of us even knows what the form looks like, that's how stupid all of this is.[/U] Girl's father apologizes and leaves. As of today, we get a call from my friend's family that they might go to court [U]and the dog will get a strike. Another strike like that and the dog is forced to be put down by law.[/U]

[B]TL:DR- Idiot kid gets bit by annoyed family dog. Family takes her to the hospital to check for rabies that won't appear because the dog is clean. Girl's Father threatens to sue and have the dog be put down by the law because his precious daughter "almost" got rabies. I have nothing against little kids, but she was a goddamn idiot for not listening to us, and now my friend might lose her dog! [I]Fuck that shit![/I][/B]

[murple]

I'm sick of everything on the internet being fake it just serves to remind me how boring the world can be at times

[Mikebot]

Half of my recommended videos on YouTube are things like "Proper Beard care" and "Growing a better Beard"

stop rubbing it in dammit

[Blazedol]

I keep having these angry, uncontrollable fits where it feels like I'm half awake. On top of that, I keep getting the sense that I'm going to do something stupid, but I don't know what.

[Flak]

[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;48029094]Spent an email to Intel, I hope it's still under warranty because if it is, I can get an upgrade for free since this was just sitting around.[/QUOTE]

I've come to the conclusion that it's dead since my normal one still works and it's the same socket type and all.

[Mister Sandman]

I feel like Christianity pervades the South more than people realize. Now, I've never lived anywhere else but Texas, ever, only briefly visiting outside the state, so maybe I'm wrong because I'm just going off what other places ought to be like as I understand them, but there's some shit we do here that I can't imagine they do elsewhere.
The first problem that props up so many other problems is that everyone takes for granted that you're Christian. This leads to everyone asking you to do things that a Christian would do, which if you're not, can be really fucking uncomfortable because you don't want to get in a religious debate or have someone start hating you because you're not Christian. It also leads to what I feel like is an unofficially theocratic society. School officials will base things off religion, use religion based rules, so on, because hey, who's going to tattle, we're all Christian here, right? They do have rules, like teachers not being allowed to enforce their religion, but you still get teachers treating the Christian God as fact openly anyway.

A mix of patriotism and religion also comes in to play when it comes to the Pledge of Allegiance. I don't want to do that bullshit because I have no real sense of allegiance to the US and I don't like being made to acknowledge the existence of a supreme being, and yet I was essentially told I had to do the pledge or leave the class every day in what I see as a walk of shame until said Pledge was over. Petty bullshit. You get pushed to join Christian school groups, things like that, all the time as well.
Then you get stuff like my graduation ceremony, where they riddled every speech with God and eventually just straight up made everyone in attendance pray. Even my parents who are used to and don't mind all this shit were put off by that.

And that's just the uncomfortable every day shit, nevermind the fact that we've got archaic bullshit laws hanging around like the "acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being" requirement to hold public office, although at least that one's not enforced as I understand it.

[Sand Castle]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;48030256]I feel like Christianity pervades the South more than people realize. Now, I've never lived anywhere else but Texas, ever, only briefly visiting outside the state, so maybe I'm wrong because I'm just going off what other places ought to be like as I understand them, but there's some shit we do here that I can't imagine they do elsewhere.
The first problem that props up so many other problems is that everyone takes for granted that you're Christian. This leads to everyone asking you to do things that a Christian would do, which if you're not, can be really fucking uncomfortable because you don't want to get in a religious debate or have someone start hating you because you're not Christian. It also leads to what I feel like is an unofficially theocratic society. School officials will base things off religion, use religion based rules, so on, because hey, who's going to tattle, we're all Christian here, right? They do have rules, like teachers not being allowed to enforce their religion, but you still get teachers treating the Christian God as fact openly anyway.

A mix of patriotism and religion also comes in to play when it comes to the Pledge of Allegiance. I don't want to do that bullshit because I have no real sense of allegiance to the US and I don't like being made to acknowledge the existence of a supreme being, and yet I was essentially told I had to do the pledge or leave the class every day in what I see as a walk of shame until said Pledge was over. Petty bullshit. You get pushed to join Christian school groups, things like that, all the time as well.
Then you get stuff like my graduation ceremony, where they riddled every speech with God and eventually just straight up made everyone in attendance pray. Even my parents who are used to and don't mind all this shit were put off by that.

And that's just the uncomfortable every day shit, nevermind the fact that we've got archaic bullshit laws hanging around like the "acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being" requirement to hold public office, although at least that one's not enforced as I understand it.[/QUOTE]

one time this person at school was talking to me and asked if i was a christian, assumed i was, and before i could even fucking say anything, started a huge long thing about how being a christian was the best and before i could think any longer, was telling a teacher that i was coming to his church

[I]we had never fucking spoken before[/I]