Why did the chicken cross the road
[sp]To escape north korea's long-range missiles[/sp]
A man walks into a stable and the horse says [sp]Why the small penis?[/sp]
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police!
Police who?
Can you PLEASE stop telling such terrible jokes?
Not really a joke, but I still laugh at a well timed fart sound effect.
Have you seen the picture of the blind girl's father?
[sp]She hasn't, either.[/sp]
An Irish man walks out of a bar
So there was this black man reading in the library
Why did the chicken cross the road?
[sp]to get to the gay guys house[/sp]
Knock Knock
Who's there?
[sp]The chicken[/sp]
I am a toddler.
Whats brown and sticky?
[SP]a stick[/SP]
Why did the chicken cross the road?
[sp]to get out of range of north korean's missiles[/sp]
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40669216]So there was this black man reading in the library[/QUOTE]
no lie i met a black dude in a library once and he was cray cray
told me he could build a robot suit for himself and wanted me to join in with him
-snip-
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
[sp]None[/sp]
[QUOTE=kloaz;40669848]How many potatoes does it take to kill and Irish man?
[sp]None[/sp][/QUOTE]
how do you kill and irish a man
Sing until your lungs hurt.
Dance until your legs hurt.
Act until you're william hurt.
Wanna hear a joke about the pizza?
[sp]Nah, it's too cheesy.[/sp]
What did the Red Army commissar ask the Hitler Youth boy as Berlin fell on May 1st, 1945?
[sp]"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"[/sp]
A pirate, a cowboy and a guitarist walk into a bar
[sp]there's no punchline, it's just a fantasy of mine[/sp]
Updog.
why can't the baby turn around in the alley
because there's a spear in its head
Can a matchbox?
No but a tincan
What do you call a pastry ballet
[sp]Abundance.[/sp]
Neon walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases." Neon doesn't react.
I tell these kinds of jokes sometimes in my chemistry class but there's no reaction.. I guess it's because all the good ones argon.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
[sp]where's my tractor[/sp]
Used to get me every time as a kid.
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
[sp]Dr Dre[/sp]
[QUOTE=J!NX;40679593]let me mansplain this to you
GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GRUNT GROWL GROWL GRUNT GROWL
GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GROWL GRUNT
GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GRUNT GGRROUWNLT
GROWL GROWL GRUNT NASCAR GROWL GRUNT GRUNT BUDWIESER GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GGRROUWNLT BOOBIES GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT[/QUOTE]
what does budweiser have to do with anything remotely man-related
[QUOTE=Zanpa;40679625]what does budweiser have to do with anything remotely man-related[/QUOTE]
the joke is that the stereotypical person who "Mansplains" anything probably is a dumb fuck who is obsessed with saying X is manly
[QUOTE=J!NX;40679644]the joke is that the stereotypical person who "Mansplains" anything probably is a dumb fuck who is obsessed with saying X is manly[/QUOTE]
Oh, I never heard "mansplain" before, sorry.
Let the boxes rain, they're deserved.
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