Why cant you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom?
[sp]The P is slient[/sp]
[QUOTE=J!NX;40679593]let me mansplain this to you
GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GRUNT GROWL GROWL GRUNT GROWL
GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GROWL GRUNT
GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GRUNT GGRROUWNLT
GROWL GROWL GRUNT NASCAR GROWL GRUNT GRUNT BUDWIESER GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GROWL GRUNT GGRROUWNLT BOOBIES GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT[/QUOTE]
never heard the word mansplained ever before now
[QUOTE=evilweazel;40679811]never heard the word mansplained ever before now[/QUOTE]
sorial or dorion or whatever his name was used it on people :v:
So, a pedophile, a rapist, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar.
He sits down and has a drink.
How do you know when a coal miner has had sex?
[sp]One of his fingers is clean[/sp]
Why did the chicken cross the road? [sp]To get to the other side.[/sp]
I wonder a contest with that joke in 2nd grade and got a cool pen.
[QUOTE=wlitsots;40680241]Why did the chicken cross the road? [sp]To get to the other side.[/sp]
I wonder a contest with that joke in 2nd grade and got a cool pen.[/QUOTE]
I've always found that sick. A suicidal chicken
-snip, late fuck-
[QUOTE=abananapeel;40667961]How do you fit an elephant in a match box?
[sp] Take the matches out[/sp]
How do you fit a lion in a match box?
[sp]Take the elephant out[/sp][/QUOTE]
All the animals have gathered in a meeting.
One animal however is not present. Which one?
[sp]The lion, it's still in the matchbox[/sp]
A cowboy, a ninja, and a pirate walk into a bar.
[sp]You think one of them would have seen it coming[/sp]
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other,
"How do you drive this thing?"
A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre.
So he gave it to her.
[QUOTE=KlaseR;40662839]why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7, 8, 9.[/QUOTE]
They told this joke in a Dexter's Lab episode once? I remember seeing it as a kid and not getting what the fuck was so funny about it.
The problem was that it was in swedish. And in swedish, this joke makes no fucking sense at all. :v:
What's brown and runny?
[sp]Usain Bolt[/sp]
Why did the orange stop rolling?
[sp]It ran out of juice[/sp]
I like latvian jokes.
Two latvian man look at cloud.
One see potato.
Other see impossible dream.
[sp] Is same cloud. [/sp]
Latvian man has to cross river. He has with him dog, bag of potato, and dead son. His boat only can hold one and if he leaves the body or the potato with dog, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not very good boat.
Latvian man hears knock on door.
He asks "Who is?"
"It is potato man come to bring you potato."
Man is overjoyed and opens door.
[sp] "Only kidding. Is secret police". [/sp]
What did one potato say to other?
[sp] Premise is ridiculous. Who have two potato? [/sp]
Guess What?
What?
[sp]You're Stuck With It.[/sp]
Two peanuts are walking down the road, one was a salted.
A black guy, a murderer and a rapist walk into a bar.
So some guy says [sp]Hey Kobe, can I have your autograph?[/sp]
why couldn't the 11 year old get in to the pirate movie
[sp]it was rated R[/sp]
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
YAHOO.COM!! xdd
How does a redneck mother know her daughter is having her period?
Her son's dick tastes funny.
if 7 8 9 then did 68 69 70
this thread
why is 26 scared of 27twenty?
because 27twenty 8 29!!!!
[QUOTE=Quq;40686208]why is 26 scared of 27twenty?
because 27twenty 8 29!!!![/QUOTE]
Why the fuck did I laught? :v:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The Police
"The Police" who?
Your Son has been in a terrible accident we need you to identify the body
what did the easter egg say to the pot of boiling water
its gonna take me a long time to get hard, I just got laid by some chick
I couldn't help but think of this video while reading this thread
[video=youtube;IJFgS1TBpEI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJFgS1TBpEI[/video]
I just imagine this as all of you guys after typing your jokes
What do you call milk that is up to your forehead?
[sp]It's pasteurize[/sp]
[sp]god fucking damn it[/sp]
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