A guy walks into a bar and say :
"Hey guys ! It's me !"
[sp]It wasn't him.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Virtanen;40662832]An scot, a welshman and an englishman walk into a bar, the bartender asks
"what is this somekind of joke?"
everytime I've told this joke, fucking nothing
one time there were genuinely crickets[/QUOTE]
Is this supposed to be a joke?
So a woman drives into a bar...
A man walks into a bar.
[b]*THUNK*[/b]
"Ouch!"
Two competetive players walk into a bar.
[SP]Because they'd never enter a pub[/SP]
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
[sp]three[/sp]
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
[sp]None, because feminisme solves nothing[/sp]
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Why don't you zip it
A pirate walks into a bar with the steering wheel of his ship in his pants. The bartender asks "Oi, why do you have the wheel there?"
[sp]The pirate says "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"[/sp]
[QUOTE=totallynoalt;40701752]Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Why don't you zip it[/QUOTE]
Cheesy bird mess.
A tall guy and two short guys walk into a bar, The tall guy says "You two are lucky you're so short, That hurt like hell!"
How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?
[sp]As many as you want, PETA can't change anything.[/sp]
There were 2 guys named Pete and Repeat.
Pete fell off of a boat, who was left?
What is a priest's favorite drink?
[sp]The Holy Spirits[/sp]
[QUOTE=GastricTank;40668220]Not really a joke, but I still laugh at a well timed fart sound effect.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;R6dm9rN6oTs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs[/video]
How do you get Pikachu and Charmander on a bus?
You poke-em-on
Can february march?
no, but april may
what happened to the frog's car?
[sp]it got toad[/sp]
Whats the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?
[sp]One can finish a race[/sp]
So a Nazi walks into a BAR
How do you make holy water?
[sp] Burn the hell out of it[/sp]
Everytime I see "swamp gas" I chuckle
Not a joke but I remember a guy in a thread saying:
[QUOTE]You are all dicks, but I love you guys[/QUOTE]
and then someone replied
[QUOTE]lol you love dicks[/QUOTE]
What's brown and sticky?
[sp]A stick.[/sp]
What's a pirates favourite letter?
[sp]You'd think it would be R but actually it's the C[/sp]
I'd rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook.
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;40720063]What's a pirates favourite letter?
[sp]You'd think it would be R but actually it's the C[/sp][/QUOTE]
wtf
[editline]21st May 2013[/editline]
oh i just got it
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