"I'm not heterosexual!" Screamed Matthew indignantly, who, incidentally was heterosexual.
He somehow thoughts that homo and hetero meant the samething
"Keemstar deserves to die, he's leaked people's private info that can put them in danger from stalkers or murderers."
"Pixar's Up! is my favorite anime!"
- A friend who believes every animation can also be called anime.
"Did it ever occur to you that when you're at some other dude's bathroom and it's dirty you think to yourself, man thats fucking disgusting. But when your own bathroom is dirty you dont care."
"You eat pizza every day but you still choose to poop for 4 hours"
Holy fuck I have a list on my phone this is great.
"We'll make battle pockets for my battle spoons"
"Nothing can ever be too dead"
"Well through process of elimination, you fucked up"
"I look to my left and I look to my right and what do I see? The occasional flying fish and miles and miles of ocean, yay deployment."
"Okay speaking of sexual clouds"
"Whatever touches your mustache you should be able to keep."
"You eat all the electricity and become pikachu"
"Gandalf is my male grandma."
"I piss liquid out my ass."
"Suck a dick it's cold."
"He slowly stroked my farmers tan."
"I downloaded brokeback mountain?!"
"Holy primarily black line at Popeyes"
"Fact: chocolate milk tastes great"
"Brown take your shirt off were doing bodyshits"
"I don't eat male ass"
"Aww, there's no more big booty bass!"
"My girlfriend cheeted on me."
"Dump her then."
"No, I'm gonna get back of her."
2 days later
"It's fine guys. She told me she loved me very much."
Fast forward to last month
"WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!"
[QUOTE=kilerabv;50898039]"My girlfriend [B]cheeted[/B] on me."
"Dump her then."
"No, I'm gonna get [B]back of her[/B]."
2 days later
"It's fine guys. She told me she loved me very much." [/QUOTE]
Did this guy actually talk like that?
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;50897894]Holy fuck I have a list on my phone this is great.
"We'll make battle pockets for my battle spoons"
"Nothing can ever be too dead"
"Well through process of elimination, you fucked up"
"I look to my left and I look to my right and what do I see? The occasional flying fish and miles and miles of ocean, yay deployment."
"Okay speaking of sexual clouds"
"Whatever touches your mustache you should be able to keep."
"You eat all the electricity and become pikachu"
"Gandalf is my male grandma."
"I piss liquid out my ass."
"Suck a dick it's cold."
"He slowly stroked my farmers tan."
"I downloaded brokeback mountain?!"
"Holy primarily black line at Popeyes"
"Fact: chocolate milk tastes great"
"Brown take your shirt off were doing bodyshits"
"I don't eat male ass"
"Aww, there's no more big booty bass!"[/QUOTE]
Your friend seems like a up-standing fun guy.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;50897894]Holy fuck I have a list on my phone this is great.
"We'll make battle pockets for my battle spoons"
"Nothing can ever be too dead"
"Well through process of elimination, you fucked up"
"I look to my left and I look to my right and what do I see? The occasional flying fish and miles and miles of ocean, yay deployment."
"Okay speaking of sexual clouds"
"Whatever touches your mustache you should be able to keep."
"You eat all the electricity and become pikachu"
"Gandalf is my male grandma."
"I piss liquid out my ass."
"Suck a dick it's cold."
"He slowly stroked my farmers tan."
"I downloaded brokeback mountain?!"
"Holy primarily black line at Popeyes"
"Fact: chocolate milk tastes great"
"Brown take your shirt off were doing bodyshits"
"I don't eat male ass"
"Aww, there's no more big booty bass!"[/QUOTE]
All of these are so great i don't know where to begin.
[QUOTE=xZippy;50898067]Did this guy actually talk like that?[/QUOTE]
I meant to write 'get back at her'. Should have waited till I had some sleep before posting that. :v:
Heard politicians say;
"Hookahs and weed kills you much faster cause you inhale bigger clouds of smoke"
pretty sure that's not how science works or we would die everytime it gets foggy.
While we were playing Nuclear Throne Together (a mod that allows you to play Nuclear Throne with friends outside of co-op) and I was doing bad cause I am new to the game.
"This entire session proves that I am basically better than you at everything."
10 minutes later, in 1v1 TF2 match where I annihilated his ass.
"I never said I was better than you at everything!"
Then he removed me after I proved otherwise because I was being a "meme kid" :v:
He later crawled back to a friend and said "I will add him back soon, I know I did wrong."
Still waiting for that add.
[QUOTE=Ax3l;50899281]Your friend seems like a up-standing fun guy.[/QUOTE]
It's a collection of friends quotes. Not from the same person.
My friend tried to convince me that computers feel pain.
More of my brother texting me but out of nowhere I get a text that asks "hey what's that song called?"
That was the end of the conversation; I didn't get any description of the song or anything.
[QUOTE=Callinstead;50878580]Maybe... they confused it with the[B] League of nations[/B]?
Maybe....[/QUOTE]
late reply but :v:
[QUOTE=BlueFlytrap;50859026]"It's always Wednesday somewhere."[/QUOTE]
When I was very young, I misunderstood timezones and dates. I knew if you moved along a globe enough, the time would change and so I somehow got the idea in my head that if moving over a little bit makes the time change by an hour, moving over more must change the date and I thought at all times somewhere in the world it was every day of the year. Because of this, I had a theory that Santa Claus didn't have to go around the whole world in a night, he just worked 365 days a year and just just slowly rotated around the Earth to stay where it was Christmas.
[I]How do you dedownload something?[/I]
No, I am not going to remove your 50 toolbars for free.
"The UK isn't part of the European continent, they don't have euros there"
[QUOTE=The T;50908814]"The UK isn't part of the European continent, they don't have euros there"[/QUOTE]
Ask them about Scandinavia
Last week: "Is Rio DeGeneres a city or a country?"
Coming from a kid who thought Barcelona was a fictional city from the Cheetah Girls movie until he was 17.
The same kid spent three weeks last year constructing a cube out of cardboard "because I had to figure out all the measurements"
We're going into our final year of university next month.
I remember playing a trivia game with my friends:
"Wait, what do you mean you never heard of The Rolling Stones?"
"Sorry, I don't listen to hip hop".
[QUOTE=Mynamewontfi;50890804]"Pixar's Up! is my favorite anime!"
- A friend who believes every animation can also be called anime.[/QUOTE]
How dare you, he's absolutely correct.
"Donald trump will lose the elections!"
kk mr. bullshitter.
sick gimmick acc
"It can't be that bad. It will probably be the same as playing APB."
Apparently my brother believes the grind for money in GTAV Online is "Play for hours on end to level up and earn enough money to rent weapons or perma buy them with cash" like in APB: Reloaded as opposed to "Grind for hours on end to get anything at all or hand over more money to get in game money quicker" that it apparently is.
Friend: "How much RAM do you have?"
Me: "8GB, why do you ask?"
Friend: "New Vegas is laggy on my computer, and I think it's because of RAM."
Me: "How much do you have?"
Friend: "4GB."
Me: "That's more than enough for New Vegas, what's your CPU?"
Friend: "I don't remember."
Me: "Okay, what GPU do you have?"
Friend: "What's that?"
Me: "How do you not know that?"
Friend: "I play on a netbook."
Me: "Well there's your problem."
Friend: "Whatever, I'm just gonna get more RAM."
I went onto a CS:GO game with a mate once to experience this for the first time and we queued with some Bulgarians. I noticed they used the Cryllic alphabet (as I assumed they were speaking "weird Russian", since I thought they used the normal alphabet, knowing that I'm no language expert).
A few months after (I mean recently), I asked the same friend why Bulgarians used the Russian language to discover the Cryllic alphabet and that the Bulgarian language was different from the Russian language even though they share the same alphabet. I honestly can't remember what was exactly said either, so I'm deeply sorry...
In conclusion I guess my mind was blown but now I'm just obsessed with the language for some reason xD
"I've saved a fortune now I have stopped drinking! Who would've thought that drinking would cost a bomb?!"
:speechless:
"Turn off the computer, let it rest. And see if that gets rid of the virus."
The beauty of having a computer illiterate yet arrogant parent.
Giving it medicinal tea through the water cooling system can also help.
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