And then a meteor comes out of nowhere and obliterates the entire city around you.
You appear to be a lone survivor.
Now you can have everything for yourself!
No more girls :(
You find a blow up doll that resembles your mother in the ruins.
As forementioned, it resembles your mother, and you don't have enough of a Oedipus complex to enjoy that.
So you sell it for twice it's price!
No one to sell it to
You can always make people out of cans!
So you resort to masturbating with your crushed dick.
Too bad masturbation jokes got old when I was 11
and doesn't even fit with the rules of the thread 10/10
But reading them gives you a boner, which might be good
[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;38526521]But reading them gives you a boner, which might be good[/QUOTE]
Sadly boners in public are embarrasing
You realise you have a substantially large penis and are no longer embarrassed. Instead you choose to whip it out and windmill the entire building.
Then you realize everyone is dead so it goes unnoticed, plus your dick is sorta just paste now.
when everyone is dead you are free to roam naked
(it's really hard to keep track of who's who)
Too bad your penis is nothing but bloody goo and your clothing was the only thing keeping the blood in
so you are now squirting blood all over the place.
You can use your insurance to cover that, and buy a boat.
All the people that do insurance are dead
including anyone you could pay for medical survice
Wich means you can injure someone and leave them to die not risking them coming back after you.
All the otters are dead too
eat that bitch
Which means when I die there will be lots of otters for me.
The 42 otter virgins that Allah promised you don't exist
Not into beastiality, so that's great for me.
But deep inside you yearn for otter pussy
One of the plus points of being a professional veterinarian, you get all the Otter pussy you could ever wish for.
And a shitload of depression when you have to put down animals.
on the bright side, you found your hamsters corpse
but now you probably have 6 different diseases just by touching the carcass
But you can infect someone you really hate and it would be difficult to track you down.
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