They live in the opposite hemisphere though, so you'd have to travel a few thousand miles just to touch them with a carcass.
but now you get to take a vacation and kill your arch nemesis at the same time!
The gas is so expensive nowadays though, how are you going to afford that?
You can just steal the gas and be on your way.
you get caught and now you're in prison and dying of 6 different diseases
[QUOTE=Y'all.;38531565]you get caught and now you're in prison and dying of 6 different diseases[/QUOTE]
You're being sentenced to the electric chair anyways, who cares about some diseases?
But you can pull a prison break!
while thinking about the prison break you unfortunately die and are now a ghost
but if you are a ghost you can go through walls and be invisible and spooky and go into womens bathrooms
or haunt your neighbour
ooooOOOOoooOOOOOooo
you're invisible to your human friends and become depressed and lonely
Now you're dead you find that you have a far greater mental clarity than the time you were alive
You're dead. Dead people can't do anything because ghosts don't exist.
But if you don't exist, you don't have to pay taxes!
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"Spending a year dead is a popular tax dodge"
But you're still unloved when not existing.
Good thing you don't care since you're dead
Hehe, maybe one day you can be reincarnated by the tribal chieftain of some young alien planet out there.
you're reincarnated on the alien planet as a short, ugly tree whose fruit nobody wants
also the alien planet is a total shithole
Your hamster was reincarnated with you and you can continue your friendship on this new planet!
you kill your hamster and use the body for sexual purposes to fuel your animal necrophilia
But at least you got to have hawt tree sexy time?
[QUOTE=draugur;38534685]But at least you got to have hawt tree sexy time?[/QUOTE]
Its a male hamster, so it makes you gay and an outcast.
Except you're an alien tree, and alien tree's are asexual.
your sudden shift in sexuality confuses you and your capability to think and have sexuality as a tree confuses you even further.
you are paralyzed in a state of extreme confusion.
It gives you time to clear your head. Being a tree, your life lasts a while.
You get cut down by an mexican trying to make a living
You get turned into nice furniture and get sold to a cute young virgin who plays with herself on top of you every night.
Although due to being a table you can't even masturbate and it's an absolute torture for you.
Luckily you'll be building it up so when you get reincarnated as human you can let it all out in possibly the best fucking orgasm ever.
But you got reincarnated as a dog and got your dick cut off instantly
Ask me about my doggy dick pain fetish.
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