you've lived 3 lifetimes by now and due to advancements in stem cell research its possible to artificially grow your dick back
ninja'd
The treatment worked too well and now you've got this awkwardly large bulge in public
your previous comment wasn't pessimistic at all[b](initially)[/b], you get permabanned on facepunch for not following simple directions which leads you to suicide
The reincarnation continues :D
Yes, and you have reincarnated into a seagull. You now have to live in a shit-filled nest with your siblings for the next 6 months.
You get to be a pixar movie star.
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You weren't credited properly after the movie was finished.
But they hired you to do another movie, so you'll be able to make sure they get it right next time.
you're a seagull without a name, how can they credit you/speak to you?
you suddenly die of unkown causes and get reincarnated again as a human baby, and have a lifetime supply of diapers to use
You were born disabled.
when you potentially get your drivers license you'll get to use disable parking spaces
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also disabled bathrooms and bus seats
but some creepy old nurse will have to wipe your ass for you
she suddenly dies of unkown causes and reincarnates as sasha grey
Too bad she's a baby
you're also a pedophile
but you get arrested
you tell the cops you're disabled and they let you go because they're nice people
they lie and shoot you in your foot
hinduism is disproven, you go to hell and chill with satan and hitler and play video games
The only game is Silver Surfer for NES. It is hell, after all.
you, satan and hitler decide to try sneaking into heaven to grab yourselves a PC
Too bad it runs windows vista.
you pirate windows 7 because committing crimes is totally acceptable in hell
But the internet connection in hell sucks.
you play chess while waiting for the downloads
But you have to reboot after every download.
And Hitler's bad with computers.
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