Fortunately this means you and hitler get to spend some time together and it turns out he's a really swell guy once you get past all the racial elitism stuff
after a long, deep conversation with hitler your downloads finish.
then suddenly the heaven police burst the door down and find the stolen computer. you and hitler go to heaven jail and satan runs.
But after a few million years in Heaven Jail, Satan breaks you out.
It turns out when they put you into heaven jail, the computer was still running. The computer overheated and fried, so you cannot use it.
You managed to smuggle in an iPhone with unlimited 4G, so you have that.
you're a dumb android fanboy that refuses to use it.
But you take it apart and use parts of it to escape jail.
you remembered you weren't even in jail and your iphone is destroyed
you then proceed to buy a newer version of the iphone
Too bad it was very overpriced and you wasted most of your money on it, now you can't buy anything else until the next salary.
At last your redneck friend won't ask you for money today to buy his daily burger.
But you end up being robbed on your way home.
[QUOTE=gsp1995;38551871]But you end up being robbed on your way home.[/QUOTE]
Hey, at least all they stole were things you didn't really want... like your iPhone, because you realized pretty fast that it was bad.
Except they also took your shoes, and the pavement in hell is pretty dang hot, worse than the hottest of summer days.
you resist the pain with the power of your mind, like those people who walk on hot coals.
But then all of sudden, the pavemant caught fire because of it being so hot, and you burnt your new and best looking socks.
But luckily you didn't survive long enough to care as you burnt to death. As a result, you've been resurrected as a Chinese baby.
your parents are ridiculously strict and you spend the first 18 years of your life studying and practicing musical instruments.
hell was a whole lot better than this.
[QUOTE=Y'all.;38557005]your parents are ridiculously strict and you spend the first 18 years of your life studying and practicing musical instruments.
hell was a whole lot better than this.[/QUOTE]
On the brightside, you're damn well one of the smartest and most talented musician there is!
[sub][sub]also, I remember you.[/sub][/sub]
[QUOTE=Silversoda;38557027]On the brightside, you're damn well one of the smartest and most talented musician there is!
[sub][sub]also, I remember you.[/sub][/sub][/QUOTE]
you become super famous and the paparazzi follows you every day of your life.
because of their distraction you have no time to practice and eventually your talent fades. you've wasted your whole life.
[sub][sub]i apologize but i don't recognize you, did you used to frequent the tf2 section? i haven't actively posted there in a while and struggle to remember names sometimes[/sub][/sub]
[QUOTE=Y'all.;38557133]you become super famous and the paparazzi follows you every day of your life.
because of their distraction you have no time to practice and eventually your talent fades. you've wasted your whole life.
[sub][sub]i apologize but i don't recognize you, did you used to frequent the tf2 section? i haven't actively posted there in a while and struggle to remember names sometimes[/sub][/sub][/QUOTE]
You made millions though, and pass on some of the money to the generations to follow you - even to charities which helped great causes. You may have wasted your whole life, but not the lives of others.
[sub][sub]yeah, that's probably where. I only remember your name and that you owed me your baby. or something.[/sub][/sub]
[QUOTE=Silversoda;38557255]You made millions though, and pass on some of the money to the generations to follow you - even to charities which helped great causes. You may have wasted your whole life, but not the lives of others.
[sub][sub]yeah, that's probably where. I only remember your name and that you owed me your baby. or something.[/sub][/sub][/QUOTE]
The charities have their money frozen because their banks are confused about the massive increase in money. They think it's all illegal somehow, so the charities can't use it for a long time.
[sub][sub]the fuck i didn't even know about sub tags[/sub][/sub]
the next day, the world is ending. everybody you donated money to and helped dies and so do you. this time you go to heaven and you don't get to hang out with your buddies satan and hitler anymore. god, jesus and santa clause are lame as fuck.
[editline]23rd November 2012[/editline]
i have been ninja'd
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;38557487]The charities have their money frozen because their banks are confused about the massive increase in money. They think it's all illegal somehow, so the charities can't use it for a long time.
[/QUOTE]
Despite these unfortunate events you decide to have a big emotional wank, the biggest wank of your life. When you ejaculate your semen goes into the eyes of the bankers, they loose their sight causing them to unfreeze the money in the bank because of the emotional semen seeping into their brains.
then the world ends and you go to heaven which sucks.
at least there are women who want to fuck you in heaven.
too bad non-marital sex is a sin.
god is no fun at all.
But because of wanting to have sex in heaven, you're sent to hell, which is where all the cool kids party.
Satan personalizes your hell by making it like heaven, which you hate
satan didn't recognize you in your new chinese body. he remembers you from the PC theft incident and sets you free from your personal hell prison and you live at his house instead. hitlers there too. what a fantastic reunion.
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