Unfortunately after a few beers you hitler and satan get really drunk and you confess to hitler about having lived as a Chinese baby in a past life. He doesn't like you anymore and you cry
But then you realize that you were spared from hitler's wrath because he only wanted to be your friend to force you to murder your jewish mother, who will now live safely because hitler will kill himself for not having friends.
[editline]23rd November 2012[/editline]
Live is relative, because your dead, but your mother would've gone to hell hell for not believing in jesus christ.
Suddenly, you're raped by raccoons with AIDS.
Luckily raccoons can't spread HIV/AIDS so it does nothing. You die after the rape as the violent raccoon rape managed to sever a few arteries and as a result become a grim reaper.
You trip on your robe and accidentally decapitate yourself with your own scythe.
And then everyone is able to live forever! Way to be an A+ martyr! Your corpse receives a very shiny medal.
Because everyone lives forever the world runs out of food and space
People are forced to exist a horrid existence
since you died you go back to hell again and you're a badass grim reaper and the coolest motherfucker in hell.
[QUOTE=Y'all.;38569490]since you died you go back to hell again and you're a badass grim reaper and the coolest motherfucker in hell.[/QUOTE]
Your popularity doesn't last long.
The previous coolest motherfucker is jealous since you stole his spotlight. He casts a curse on you and instantly makes you an unlucky and probably the most uncool motherfucker in hell. You also look like a hippo.
The hippo lady who died and went to hell is really nice though and decides to be your friend.
Hitler manages to recognize you, and sends his Wehrmacht from the deepest depths of hell to fight you.
-fuck, ninja-
you can't understand how somebody so nice was sentenced to hell. there has to be some kind of catch. you eventually become a paranoid schizophrenic.
[editline]24th November 2012[/editline]
ninja
Luckily because of your paranoia schizophrenia, you're able to defeat Hitlers Wehrmacht...somehow.
Hitler now accepts you as his best friend again. You soon break the curse.
[QUOTE=Silversoda;38569589]Luckily because of your paranoia schizophrenia, you're able to defeat Hitlers Wehrmacht...somehow.
Hitler now accepts you as his best friend again. You soon break the curse.[/QUOTE]
He still wants you to kill your mother.
That's okay though, you're once again a grim reaper and have your good buddies Satan and Hitler back.
Satan's starting to see you as competition.
you challenge him to a rockoff.
the demon code prevents him from declining a rock-off challenge.
Of course, you got Johnny and his golden fiddle on your side so you win, but Johnny's kind of a pompous ass because of the whole golden fiddle thing, which leaves you in a really bad mood.
Satan now pays your rent because you won the rock off challenge.
But you live in a shithole because Hitler doesn't clean at all.
So you decide to spend at least a bit of your eternal hell life cleaning up the place, and making it lovely. While doing so, you find some of satan's gay porn, which when returned made him so happy that he returned you to the realm of the living.
But you don't want to go back to the realm of the living, it makes you really sad to leave your buddies. Plus the world is now dominated by a race of sentient squid.
You find an old pistol, so that if they're hostile, you can at least defend yourself.
In reality all the squid want is to use their tentacles to pleasure you.
You cringe at that thought.
You're sickened... but curious~
So you lure one into your home, and sure enough it feels great! Now you have a new hobby.
[editline]24th November 2012[/editline]
That is, until you get squid aids and die
At least you made it back to Hell. Now you can play TF2 with Hitler and Satan!
hl2.exe has stopped working
You restart it. Rather simple.
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