you fix it, but you remembered you only have one computer.
Your only computer is a Cray Supercomputer.
It's too bad you don't have elbows in hell, otherwise you could use the computer (and masturbation would be easier).
Satan is a swell guy and gives you elbows.
they're demon elbows. your red and flaming elbows look out of place in comparison to the rest of your body and hitler makes fun of you.
Don't listen to Hitler, he's just jelly he didn't get a higher score. You play him at CoD:WaW and beat him bad!
[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;38582797]Don't listen to Hitler, he's just jelly he didn't get a higher score. You play him at CoD:WaW and beat him bad![/QUOTE]
He ragequits and breaks the game in half.
He was no fun to play with anyways.
He then schools you in TF2,dominating you with taunt kills.
No one cares about kills in TF2, its all about the hats. And you are Hat King.
But then a Russian who survived the squids becoming sentient steals your steam account.
But out of guilt shares half the profits from his illegal money laundering.
He keeps your Steam account though.
And money is worthless in post-squid times.
tf2 is a free game anyway, so whatever. new account.
But the new account isn't premium and has no hats.
luckily you sold an unusual modest pile w/sunbeams for $9999 dollars through paypal before losing the account.
you buy a bunch of keys and uncrate 10000 modest piles w/sunbeams in a row. you're filthy rich.
But it's TF2, So none really cares.
Nobody cares about TF2, but it doesn't matter when people buy all your sunpiles for millions.
You're a freakin' millionaire. You can do whatever you WANT, and it's all thanks to HATS!
You buy yourself everything you've ever wanted and still have much money left over.
But you're in hell.
And money burns.
But thankfully there isn't any fire in hell because of the new policies about gay rights.
romney dies, descends into hell and forms an army of anti-gay republicans equipped with firearms.
the 2012 hell civil war of faggotry begins
At least there isn't a hell.
What are you talking about,you're in hell right now.You're reminded of that fact as a Romney trooper runs up and stabs you in the stomach.You're in agonizing pain,but have no relief of death because you're already in hell.
Fortunately, Satan has organized a counter-attack.
A sniper takes out that Romney trooper and a medic helps you up.
But Hitler dies in a tragic clash with Romney and transcends to the second level of hell.
Althought Hitler is killed, he respawns on the same spot.
It's impossible to die in Hell.
Except Hitler is such a bad person that he unlocked Hell lv. 2, where anyone who dies in hell now goes.
But then you die and you are reunited with your old friend.
But you were already dead, in Hell.
And since you're not too terrible of a person, you can't go to Hell Lvl. 2
Fortunately,Satan realizes that he still needs Hitler's assistance on the front lines against Romney's forces.He grabs Hitler out of Hell lv.2 and brings him back to standard hell.
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