And then you wake up. Where are you? Who are you? Weren't you just in hell? Oh, you're still in hell.
As it turns out, none of this has really been happening. However, instead, Romney has been launching attacks on everybody's dreams while trying to plant an idea in their head.
......and it worked. Romney took over Satan's mind by planting an idea in his head - much like what happened in Inception. He won, and is now the new Satan. This is officially the worst day 2012 in Hell.
At least Romney's housing plans are better than Satan's.
You realize you liked Satan more than Romney.
You meet with RomneySatan, and learn he's a cool guy, once you get past his political views and such.
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[QUOTE=racerfan;38620069]You meet with RomneySatan, and learn he's a cool guy, once you get past his political views and such.[/QUOTE]
But then you find out that he's friends with BushSatan and GingrichSatan and that's a big turn-off.
the 3 satans realize there can only be one satan.
they fight to the death, killing each other simultaneously and descending into hell 2 where they are forced to work part time at hell 2 mcdonalds for eternity.
old satan reclaims the throne.
The old Satan has amnesia from the entire incident.
But you help him work past it a he slowly starts to remember.
But he suffers a blow to the head and forgets about forgetting, and banishes you to Hell lv. 2 for being annoying.
you call him up on a payphone in hell 2 and explain to him that getting hit in the head doesn't actually cause memory loss and it was just some crazy placebo.
he suddenly remembers everything and teleports you back to his place where you eat cheetos and watch movies in his home theatre
The cheetos are made from the bones of damnation puppies and all he does is watch 'dramatic' gMod films all day.
You try the cheetos and the gMod films and their both actually pretty good.
But they were Fiery-Hot Damnation Puppy Cheetos.
Your mouth is now literally burning.
Good thing there's some milk in the fridge.
In hell all milk is spoiled.
[QUOTE=Shadowwalker;38632996]Good thing there's some milk in the fridge.[/QUOTE]
Refridgerators keep things at room-temperature in Hell.
Milk spoils after being at room temperature for a while.
You talk to him about the milk,and fortunately he also has some water on hand,which he gives to you.
The water vaporizes. Did you forget you're in hell?
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;38633992]Milk spoils after being at room temperature for a while.[/QUOTE]
It was supposed to be a pessimistic post. I got ninja'd, it seems.
you drink some molten fucking lava that satan keeps in his flaming refrigerator.
in hell this is basically the equivalent to water. you don't even notice the heat.
You do, however, notice the foul taste.
A foul taste? Well you do like chicken.
But hell chicken is extremely fattening, and you soon become very obese.
its not like it matters, you can't die in hell and all you do is eat cheetos and watch movies/play games anyway.
But you became so obese that you can't even stand up anymore.
[QUOTE=racerfan;38644087]But you became so obese that you can't even stand up anymore.[/QUOTE]
You descend Down another level of hell, and run into this guy-
[video=youtube;qllXwbrKgXc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qllXwbrKgXc[/video]
You fall into deep insanity of being forced to listen to him eternally.
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