try all the different methods, then tell us which one you liked the most.
Pure nitrogen/helium inhalation, or cyanide. Both are painless and kill quickly, and don't leave a mess of your body, and don't leave anything to kill anyone else (nitrogen/helium would disperse too quickly).
In the absence of that possibility, shooting yourself.
I'd want to jump off a building after rolling ecstasy.
Buy a gun and do a bunch of drugs. Pretty much guarantees death in some way shape or form.
Why does everyone think having a boyfriend hurts
Lock yourself in a room with a bucket or similar container filled with bleech.
EDIT: The fumes will make you severely ill, burn your throat, and after a decent amount of time, kill you.
strap a bomb to yourself and go to lady gagas house.
[QUOTE=jesse194;23162169]strap a bomb to yourself and go to lady gagas house.[/QUOTE]
Nah, let Gaga live, while I hate the living fuck out of her, Bieber is more annoying, and hence should go first.
[QUOTE=zydos;23159905]Fuck it, I'm going with Jeffery.
And Para, stop qq'ing because I dumped you.
I was going out with Jeffery three months before I came on to you. We're still madly in love. I left you because I felt shitty about betraying Jeffery.
If only I could have had a choice, between who I loved more.... Oh wait, I did. And I chose Jeffery.
Oops! Don't I look like a dick?
I'm going to Cali next week. I'll send yiffpics for you.[/QUOTE]
Do we know ANY of those people? Will they actually read this? People like you shouldn't be able to get away with just going to California.
I'll live with your boyfriend, I just have to hang out with him and mooch off of him right? Then you've got a deal!
[QUOTE=cdlink14;23163073]Nah, let Gaga live, while I hate the living fuck out of her, Bieber is more annoying, and hence should go first.[/QUOTE]
Neah... go for Bobby Kotick.
[QUOTE=dagoth_ur;23163400]Neah... go for Bobby Kotick.[/QUOTE]
how about go to a jonas brothers/ hannah montana/ lady gaga concert and blow up the bomb.
[QUOTE=jesse194;23164437]how about go to a jonas brothers/ hannah montana/ lady gaga concert and blow up the bomb.[/QUOTE]
I like Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus ( seriously ).
INCOMING DUMBS!
Suddenly... My little facepunch rep, is being sapped away...
Cut your dick off and jam it down your trachea. Wait, "with my boyfriend."
Cut your boyfriend's dick off and jam it down your trachea.
I'll watch old reruns of shitty 90's christian shows
[QUOTE=Paradox8;23160527]QQ[/QUOTE]
wow, you're cool.
wow, you're not.
Shooting yourself in the head or jumping off of a tall building is the fastest and less painless way to kill yourself.
Hanging yourself just fucking creeps me out.
Best way to escape a situation is to sit in a corner with your eyes closed covering your ears and yelling "LALALALALALALALALALALALALAL".
if that fails then :downsgun:
[QUOTE=kmlkmljkl;23157246]divide 42 by 0[/QUOTE]
I laughed.
[QUOTE=Ninja_Duck;23168770]Shooting yourself in the head or jumping off of a tall building is the fastest and less painless way to kill yourself.
Hanging yourself just fucking creeps me out.[/QUOTE]
Jumping would be horrible if you've ever fallen a reasonable height before. If you jumped off of a suitably high building, you'd have a few seconds to think "Oh shit what am I doing," or something similar before you hit the ground. I'd probably go with shooting myself or cyanide/other lethal chemical if I had to pick a way to kill myself.
And I have no idea what's with all the drama, so I'm going to ignore it and just contribute to the topic.
Chose [u][i]Run Away To California To Live With My Boyifriend[/i][/u] because I like how it's an option.
I wouldnt use a gun, simply because I dont want the Brady Bunch using me as a statistic to further their agenda...Im open to all the other forms of death, including moving to California...
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