You buy hard liquor for potion brewing but have to post-pone your jobs due to drinking the vodka instead.
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Save your girlfriend with the sands of time then beat up an old man to fix the future.
Trade weapon finishes and other items such as winter apparel. A virtual shooting minigame is included.
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Drunkard narrates his own life on the go in a series of monologues and exploits the low gravity bubble that surrounds him to kill dozens of people in a way that is neither safe nor efficient
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Feed gooey aliens until they shit diamonds and massacre chickens by the truckloads, and then proceed to not care because everything is kawaii-ized
[QUOTE=VintageCat;51533917]I think the thread would be much more interesting if we had to guess the games.[/QUOTE]
"Man gets too distracted by outfits to care about the goverment holding his family ransom to blackmail him. Once he is done clothes shopping he gets eaten by panther while being shot at by mexicans."
"Local politician who only cares about a making his country great again gets killed by anime enthusiast"
Those two should be easy enough to start with.
[QUOTE=Ctrl;51549824]"Man gets too distracted by outfits to care about the goverment holding his family ransom to blackmail him. Once he is done clothes shopping he gets eaten by panther while being shot at by mexicans."[/quote]
Red Dead Redemption
[QUOTE]"Local politician who only cares about a making his country great again gets killed by anime enthusiast"[/QUOTE]
[sp]Election Sim 2016[/sp]Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
"Local skiers pass the time by flinging plates at their fucking heads."
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Battle with waifus (and husbandos) to decide who is the better waifu (or husbando)
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4-player pong on speed
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Kid needs help getting his kite out of a tree?...summon Cthulhu
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[sp]Did you just married the ctulhu?[/sp]
Stomp animals and eat mushrooms
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Man gets out of prison and proceeds to go on the greatest killing spree in history. Then sets himself on fire.
[QUOTE=Zufeng;51533058][IMG]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Fallout_New_Vegas.jpg[/IMG]
Who the fuck shot me in my head?![/QUOTE]
I've got one for this: The story of a delivery person going postal.
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Scientist fuck's shit up then pegs it before his boss can catch him.
[QUOTE=nuttyboffin;51550576][img]http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/70/header.jpg[/img]
Scientist fuck's shit up then pegs it before his boss can catch him.[/QUOTE]
"Man avoids getting fired for coming late by causing an interdimensional breach, landing him a new job"
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Man leaves promising FBI job to pursue a career in hobo-stomping.
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Man leaves hobo-stomping job to pursue a career in screaming other people's heads off.
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Graffiti kids get caught in the middle of a police captain's mental breakdown.
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A diverse bunch of people think that breaking the law and doing illegal jobs is the best way to save the world from killer robots.
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A 10 year old and his posse take turns beating up giant chickens, dogs(?) and stuffed animals; all while a drug cartel tries to summon Yog Sothoth.
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