What is the most funniest/stupidest reason you've ever been kicked out of class.
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A bunch of my friends and I also got detention for TALKING during this Math seatwork. We weren't having loud conversations mind you, I said to my friend "There was a surprise in the bathroom" and the teacher flips out. My other friend got in trouble for asking his seat mate for help. :|
I just walked in and I got kicked out. Pfft.
I once got kicked out because this kid pummeled me mercilessly for correcting his grammar. Now, bear in mind that it was in elementary school. It started with my apology for calling him a bonehead because he was a jock. He said," Apology accepted" and I said, " Incomplete sentence". After he spent a few seconds mazed by my remark, he finally got it and hit me in the face. Despite the fact that he hit me and I merely made a remark, she sent both of us to the office. True story.
Reading a novel in class.
Really?
In elementary school I took tape and taped up my nose so I looked like a pig. The teacher got mad at me for "goofing off" and kicked me out. We were supposed to be cleaning up from something, and she got mad at me despite the fact that my stuff was already cleaned up.
ITT: kids only telling their side of the story, making the teachers out to be monsters.
Or straight out lies, like this one:
[QUOTE=Chad Mobile;20846776]We had a racist substitute teacher who sent all the black kids out of the class so I said she was racist and she said "I aint havin no blacks in my class" and then later she made someone switch computers and I told her you have to log it off and she kicked me out into the hall.[/QUOTE]
When I had a sub in 4th or 5th grade.
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
"I don't know, [i]can you?[/i]"
"... Yes"
Then I walked out of the room. Not really kicked out of class, but I got in trouble and I got out of class.
And another time when I was in 2nd grade, my teacher had this cards system where he would have us flip our own little deck on this big rack of decks to a certain color with a certain punishment. It went kind of like this:
Good standing = green
Warning = yellow
Time out (or something, I can't really remember) = orange
Call home & Time out = Red
Call home & Go to office = Black
Some kid was interrupting class (Most of us were, but this kid did it the most) when the teacher was reading us a book and he had to flip his card to black very quickly. The teacher got annoyed, so when he went to flip his card to black, he said to all of us "Now, does anyone else want their card turned to black?" and I raised my hand and said "I do!".
I had to call my parents then go to the office.
And one time I was sent out to the hall for yawning.
I was eating my lunch during a French test once. Got kicked out and sent to the headteachers office.
Dang is a bad word.
I've stroke my friend sitting in front of me with my 20 kg bag. He fainted and teacher spotted it and said "Put your bag and go out of the class with your hands up!". I did it and teacher said: "You're punished" and I said "I agreed" and I was standing out of class with my hands up because teacher didn't said to put them down. I was standing for whole lesson that was 40 minutes and the the buzzer has ringed and I came into the class to ask teacher to ask me to put my hands down and he did it and am now free man who drinks tea and sits here on this forum.
I also note that i wouldn't be able to print with my hands raised up, or i would have to bend my torso forward and print like an animal. That's my story. Thanks to everyone and my mom Charon Elegins.
Got kicked out for letting out a very loud fart.
I was once playing football (soccer) in PE, 4vs4. My two teammates and I were attacking, but the other team got the ball and started sprinting towards our goal, so I followed them. I tried my best to stop them scoring, but because there were 2 of them they could pass it between themselves easily so they scored. I was feeling pretty pissed since we were already losing, and I snapped when I turned around and saw my 2 teammates strolling around, all the way back at the enemy goal. I shouted "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!:byodood:" at them, they said nothing, and our teacher came over from nowhere (he was supervising the other group) and asked who swore, I owned up and had to get changed 10 minutes into the lesson. :/
2 times actually that come to mind.
In American history I fell asleep and my teacher woke me up and asked me what the were the number two cash crops. Myself, still half asleep answered; gold and silver. I got sent in the hall for the rest of class where I was able to continue my nap.
Another time in elementary school I spat on my desk to clean it and got sent in the hall for it.
[QUOTE=Chad Mobile;20846776]We had a racist substitute teacher who sent all the black kids out of the class so I said she was racist and she said "I aint havin no blacks in my class" and then later she made someone switch computers and I told her you have to log it off and she kicked me out into the hall.[/QUOTE]
[B]wow[/B]
No one ever gets kicked out of the class in my school, the teachers are pussies.
Like when the teacher can't speak for 10 minutes because everyone's busy looking at the attention whore in our class doing stupid things.
[QUOTE=meepugh;20849525]Dang is a bad word.[/QUOTE]
Fucking lucky bastard. An old friend of mine was expelled this year for getting pissed and telling the teacher to piss off.
Alright, we were doing a maths test right and the Teacher told us to Stand up for a Second, and then this guy at the Front throws a book at the Teacher, then the guy points to me and says "It was him!!!!", Even though i was at the Complete back the Teacher yells "GET OUT OF MY CLASS!!!".
I have never been kicked out of class!
But I can recall several moments where I deserved to be kicked out, but I was all the teacher's favorite so I was never kicked out.:smug:
Nothing, im a good boi
I was fencing with a friend using the heavy steel pole from a retort stand in physics.
I said I was merely parrying his thrust and that I needed it to defend myself.
needless to say my excuse didn't work.
I walked in 5 minutes after the bell because I had to take allergy medication in the nurse's office, when I walked in the teacher pointed at the door and said "Get out." and after about 25 minutes of drawing when the kids got released he wondered what I was doing in the hall.
My teacher said something melodramatic and I took a small joke gasping-in-surprising breath. She yelled, "Get out, stupid" and I had to sit outside, and then do crosswords for the rest of the class. That was a few years ago.
Usually I just tell people I got kicked out for breathing, it's true.
Saying G in a music exercise
Teacher rages, I stood up and did "Another one bites the dust"
[QUOTE=Monkeytracks;20840908]For having my hands covered in tape, so They were stuck togeather like I was in the middle of clapping. Then I couldnt open the door. She laughed after I left.[/QUOTE]
That was funny, and you got in trouble and I didn't :v: (I taped his hands up)
I was telling my friend Bill Gates was a crackhead and she interrupted, asking why, I told her to piss off and got suspended for like, 3 days.
Not me but a friend tell to the teacher :
Are you that pissed of of us because you can't have sex anymore because you're so ugly nobody wants you?
The teacher was bitching at the girls in my class for wearing skanky clothing, I interrupted with "Just because no-one wants to fuck you, doesn't mean you have to ruin everyone elses fun."
F.Y.I: She was one of those fat ugly bitches with a 'stache. :witch:
During a math test when i was coming back from the bathroom i slipped and gashed my finger bleeding all over my hand went into the classroom and i said "I gashed my finger could i goto the nurse?" She said no continue your math test and i said"Well what am i supossed to get then with the goddamn gash on my finger?!" Teacher says"Time out go sit outside" So i didn't Went to the nurse without her knowing when i was around the corner she looked out and got pissed off. When i came back she gave me detention. She was fired earlier for being afucking bitch to our other classmates.
These are funny :v: I love threads like these.
I'm going to be kicked out for being on this site. :smug:
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