• What is the most funniest/stupidest reason you've ever been kicked out of class.
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Somebody got kicked out by a sub for saying that I was gay (I am)
I was recycling my cereal bowl. Teacher said I was disrupting class and I looked around, everyone was doing there work. Told him to calm down and he was making a big deal about it and then he told me to stop acting like I'm in charge and go to the office.
I believe it was because I corrected my English teachers grammar.
Reading a novel in English class. :irony:
I was sent out in kindergarten because I saw some kid cheating in the game of "Clean the kitchen". (Wear you throw beanbags over onto the other side of the room). I called him out saying," HE CHEATED!" All I can remember from that is a bunch of younger kids yelling at me and the teacher not paying attention said I had to sit down. On the flip side though. My art teacher in the 7th grade was being an ass. He wanted us all to compete in an art competition. I did. At the time though I was competing at the local film festival. During art class I made back drops for my stop motion film. Art teacher comes over to me and says," What do you think you're doing?" Me being the pre-teen with all the angst in the world and enough left for a galaxy said," Making a film project. It is a back drop." "You're supposed to work on the art contest." "This is art class right? I see this backdrop as art. Tell me how it isn't art." He walks out in anger and calls my parents. They say I did the right thing. Otherwise, haven't been called out of a room.
[QUOTE=Revolutionary;20937613]Reading a novel in English class. :irony:[/QUOTE] I do that all the time. Teacher just gets pissed off. Takes my book, gives it back to me at the end of class.
My teacher said i was "Commando" when i was running around the room, because my friend was threatning to stab me with a compass. :saddowns:
I high fived my friend in class when the teacher wasn't looking and our teacher turned from the blackboard, just stared at us and said "Get out". We waited out in the main area and our teacher came out and gave out to me for slapping my friend. It took us a while to explain it was a high five.
I got kicked out of D.A.R.E. cuz I told the cop he must have fucked up on the job in order to become a stupid D.A.R.E. cop.
[QUOTE=sgtdist;20941439]I got kicked out of D.A.R.E. cuz I told the cop he must have fucked up on the job in order to become a stupid D.A.R.E. cop.[/QUOTE] u o.g. man u o.g. :c00l: :respek: :c00l:
Here's a tip for you: Image of Hitler+a note that says "sieg heil my god!"=Phone call home
[QUOTE=Chad Mobile;20846776]We had a racist substitute teacher who sent all the black kids out of the class so I said she was racist and she said "I aint havin no blacks in my class" and then later she made someone switch computers and I told her you have to log it off and she kicked me out into the hall.[/QUOTE] no.......
got tired of this teachers opinionated bullshit, so i stoop up, flipped over my desk, called my teacher a fucking degenerate retarded bitch, then punched a hole in this thin ass divider wall (so basically the kids on the other side just hear yelling then a fist comes through the wall). Then some kid started making fun of me so i broke his jaw with my fist. i was then sent to the alternate school for kids that do shit that commies dont like. for the rest of the year that had just started. it was completely worth it though, im a legend now. :clint:
My teacher said my work was garbage, I said it should be recycled. Then I said she doesn't care about he planet. She told me to gtfo
i kicked my teacher.
[QUOTE=YoMomma;20945339]i kicked my teacher.[/QUOTE] O rly?
[QUOTE=Revolutionary;20945369]O rly?[/QUOTE] yep. :(
[QUOTE=YoMomma;20945400]yep. :([/QUOTE] Damn, how much trouble did you get in?
[QUOTE=Revolutionary;20945421]Damn, how much trouble did you get in?[/QUOTE] i got expelled :). Don't worry it was only preschool.
[QUOTE=YoMomma;20945441]i got expelled :). Don't worry it was only preschool.[/QUOTE] Phew. :v: :page3:
I threw pens at the fan... TAKE COVER!
Teacher: Why are you late? Student : Oh sorry, i had personal fitness, we weren't let out early enou- Teacher: I DON'T CARE. WHY ARE YOU LATE? Student: *sits down*
i shit on the classroom floor and pissed on the teachers desk
Can't think of anything that I have done but one of my friends and I were talking during theory class of p.e and the teacher was like "If you keep talking I'm going to kick you both out of class" and my friend said "okay" so the teacher kicked him out of class. I t was pretty funny. I just remembered one for me. I was in drama and we were doing a workshop with one of the soap actors here in NZ, my friends and I were bored as so we were making fun of this girl who loked head over heals for the actor. So we were taking the piss of her facial expressions, my teacher caught me in the act and gave me a growling. We continued to do so and I was making random hand and finger movements which made my friends giggle. My teacher told me to get outside of the class. So I did and just went to lunch early but when I left the class I gave my friedns a quick fuck you gesture. Here is a quick ms paint drawing to help give a mental image on the girl. [URL="http://s297.photobucket.com/albums/mm214/hotbiatch_01/?action=view&current=dddd.png"][IMG]http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm214/hotbiatch_01/dddd.png[/IMG][/URL]
No idea, i usually don't remember much after i rage... :frown:
[QUOTE=YoMomma;20945441]i got expelled :). Don't worry it was only preschool.[/QUOTE] Where did you learn how to type?
English Teacher: You all are such hypocrites! Me: Oh,thank you:smug: Teacher: Get out and see the DM!
I corrected my biology teacher when he said Marijuana causes hangovers. Like... seriously? [editline]01:09AM[/editline] He also said it was physically addictive. :|
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;20947396]Where did you learn how to type?[/QUOTE] Secret Underground Organization for Expelled Preschool Kids 0_o
I got a 21 on a fluke test and I yelled blackjack...... Teacher was not amused.
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