What is the most funniest/stupidest reason you've ever been kicked out of class.
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[QUOTE=Pajama Sam;20948182]I got a 21 on a fluke test and I yelled blackjack...... Teacher was not amused.[/QUOTE]
Gravity Cat Not Amused
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;20846160]telling my teacher I ate my home work
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I even got suspended for that...[b]of course about 20 other kids got suspended that day too. The new principal was trying to make herself look evil by suspending alot of students on her first day.[/b][/QUOTE]
Mom: Honey? Why are you home so early?
Kid: I got suspended.
Mom: Why?
Kid: Because our new principal started suspending people on her first day, to look evil/mean.
Mom: [b]DON'T LIE TO ME ABOUT YOUR SUSPENSION NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM[/b]
Kid: Hold on mom, I will get my friends to tell you what happened
Friends: Because our new principal started suspending people on her first day, to look evil/mean.
:argh:
Freshman year of highschool:
Teacher: Who is your hero? It can be a real person, or a character or anything.
Some kid: Ghost Rider.
Me: Psh, Ghost Rider is retarded.
Teacher: Why don't you just leave.
[QUOTE=Superginger;20947501]I corrected my biology teacher when he said Marijuana causes hangovers.
Like... seriously?
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He also said it was physically addictive. :|[/QUOTE]
I guess it depends what you classify as a hangover. I tend to feel a bit off the next day but it's not really a hangover. It's NOTHING compared to opiate, alcohol or MDMA hangover, lolz.
As for physical addiction. I'm on the fence. People do exhibit mild physical withdrawal when quitting chronic use but it's debatable whether this is physical or psychological withdrawal. Where do we draw the line between the two?
I told her that Henry Ford didn't invent the car, she flipped a shit.
I yelled "cock smasher" after I made a mistake on my math test
i fell asleep...
...standing up.:smug:
took my maths stuff in English class, I set a new record on 24 seconds
Getting kicked out of the class that is.
for yelling FUCK out loud when i lost count in a maths exam
When the teacher left the room,, when she came back i said "and that's how babies are made!"
I sneezed.
Actually the situation was a [i]bit[/i] more compicated:
I sneezed and my book fell off the table, and hit my teacher's foot. She kinda went ninja and jumped about 1 meter into the air screaming, hitting the top of the table with her knee and the roof with her hand that was flinging around like crazy. The whole class laughed and she got a bit mad, and she said "Get your lazy ass to the hall now" .
Then I had a discussion about "No, I sneezed. Its not my problem You were standing there"
"Yes it was an assualt."
"No it wasn't"
"yes it was"
Until the janitor had to drag me out :saddowns:
Anyway, that teacher is fired now. I heard she went to court and tried to charge a student with "Attempt to murder" after trowing a pencil in her general direction.
wtf is wrong with ppl
(the crazy ass psycho teachers i mean)
In the 5th grade or something like that my friend said something really funny and I got kicked out for laughing
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;20948261]Gravity Cat Not Amused[/QUOTE]
Okay then, leave.
Back in the 6th grade me and my friend were fooling around and I hit him on the head. Wasn't too hard, but when the teacher looked at me my friend smacked my on the face. She yelled and told him to go to the hall.
After a few moments she gave us both referrals and sent us to the office.
My pop exploded in 4th grade and I wasn't allowed drinks for the rest of the year also my grade 11 planning teacher gave everyone a half hour detention because he stepped on a ketchup packet and it got on his leg(planning was useless but required to graduate).
I got sent out of class for not sitting down. Whenever the teacher said to sit down I just asked a question to get her off the topic of me not sitting. I lasted 15 minutes.
In grade 5, whole class got sent to principal for swapping seats when the teacher went out of the room.
texting
For wearing my leather jacket.
For "hacking" the schools computers
I wasn't allowed to use the computers for the rest of the year ;_;
Well, I got kicked out of class cause I read Lucky by Alice Sebold for our Book Report. It's a memoir about a rape victim, and I told her that she was too submissive and weak. My English teacher was a feminist so she kicked me out, bitch.
[QUOTE=Eluveitie;21009068]In grade 5, whole class got sent to principal for swapping seats when the teacher went out of the room.[/QUOTE]
hahaha
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;21009869]For "hacking" the schools computers
I wasn't allowed to use the computers for the rest of the year ;_;[/QUOTE]
how do you mean "hacking" ?
[QUOTE=kmlkmljkl;21011027]how do you mean "hacking" ?[/QUOTE]
Pressing ctrl+alt+del
Some of you guys have serious problems. The teachers are worse though but as we all know; you only become a teacher when everything else fails.
[QUOTE=Stenstyren;21012281]Some of you guys have serious problems. The teachers are worse though but as we all know; you only become a teacher when everything else fails.[/QUOTE]
Not one of my teachers, he had a great firm and made quite some money, now he's a teacher and he doesn't do it for the money, he likes teaching.
God he's awesome.
Here are some of the best ( I goto private school. You can't do jack-shit without being kicked out of class ) [list]
[*] The teacher read "[i]... I a fellow man was...[/i]" I screamed "[b] YOUR A MAN?![/b]"
[*] I said "I can't be asked" after having my braces fixed and [i]apparently[/i] I said "I can't you ass"
[*] I drew a marshmallow man on my hand who [i] apparently [/i] looked like a Klu-Klux-Klan member.
[*] I found a loop hole in every maths question EI;
[quote=Q.1]"[i] A store has a 50% off sale. A TV costs £115, how much does it cost after the sale[/i]"[/quote]
so I said [quote=FreddiRox] "[i] The TV [u]after[/u] the sale will be £115, because if TV is sold [u] after [/u] the sale it will be the generic price[/i]" [/quote]- I did that to every question and told everyone in the class after the 5 one I got sent out for "[i]Obstructing the lesson[/i]"
[*] Also I sent a net send message loop to my freind saying "Windows explorer has stopped responding"
[*] I drew a stick man running and it looks like a swastika
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It was in the music class, 1 year ago (6th grade). I kept playing with my pencil when she told me "Stop or I'm gonna shove it up your neck !"
And I answered "Come on, fucking try it." she kicked out of the class, didn't get detention or something though. She leaved the school after getting pregnant though, lucky me.
I'm usually a good guy, but I don't like to be threated like that.
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