What is the most funniest/stupidest reason you've ever been kicked out of class.
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[QUOTE=EFG;20847720]Reading a novel in class.
Really?[/QUOTE]
My friend got kicked out for doing math work. In math class.
Humming "Its the End of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)" while the teatcher was trying (and failing) to show that 2012 was Bullshit
Some douche in the previous class had decided to put the chair where my place is on the other side of the room. But I didn't know that and the teacher said "where is your chair?" so I said that I didn't know where and then she sent me out. Later she said do you know why I sent you out?. No I said and she says you were being stupid. and I said no I wasn't and she's like WELL YOU CAN STAY OUT HERE!
[QUOTE=xxncxx;21013595]My friend got kicked out for doing math work. In math class.[/QUOTE]
so did i :smug:
[QUOTE=Zenpod;21013813]Humming "Its the End of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)" while the teatcher was trying (and failing) to show that 2012 was Bullshit[/QUOTE]
You think 2012 is real?
If so you my good freind are the only guy I know that believes that.
I've been kicked out for drawing boobs and a dick on a paper, and then writing: made by ''friends name'' on it.. he got kicked out for the paper, and i got kicked out for Laughing to loud at him :D He thought it was funny and was not even mad at me. 8. grade(good old times)
Called my teacher Peter Goldsmith Peter Fagsmith because he was being an uptight English douche as he usually was.
He actually started crying and sent me out in the hall. Turns out he is gay.
And no, I'm not homophobic or anything like that, it just slipped.
My drama teacher offered us a really stupid line for a confrontation between people, it was "I'll show you crazy" and "Who's crazy now", so midway through drama, my friend said to me "I'll show you crazy" and then I joined in imitating her going "Who's crazy now!?".
My retarded tech teacher thought I was "hacking the network" once.
I was making a program that made a new folder, opened the folder in a window, made it dance around the screen, the close and delete itself.
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My retarded tech teacher thought I was "hacking the network" once.
I was making a program that made a new folder, opened the folder in a window, made it dance around the screen, the close and delete itself.
She sent me to the principals office.
After she game me a huge lecture and made up a story to tell the principal how I was an evil little child and trying to delete the school's grading system, we went back to class.
I ran the program, and she felt like an idiot.
:lol:
I set fire to most of my pubes in year 10 in chemistry. I almost got suspended. Made up some bullshit story about being dared into it. I just did it for giggles.
Later that year, almost got expelled for making a homemade bomb in chemistry. Not sure what you do now, but for GCSE chemistry you had to measure the gas produced when mixing calcium carbonate with hydrochloric acid - me and my mate smuggled some out of the glass, crushed the crystals into a powder and added it to the acid in a panda pop bottle, quickly put the lid on, and lobbed it around for a good five minutes - the bottle grew about double it's size 'cause of the ammount of gas that was produced, we were all too scared to pick it up incase it blew our face off. All of a sudden the class retard comes up, picks it up and flings it at the chemistry class brickwall (the bit below the window) and it sounded like jesus kicking chuck norris in the face it was that loud.
We all went back to class. Nothing was said. Next lesson, i get called up and out the class and apparently someone grassed on me but I completely denied it.
Come to think of it, pretty serious shit. Oh the joys of school.
[QUOTE=FreddiRox!;21014304]You think 2012 is real?
If so you my good freind are the only guy I know that believes that.[/QUOTE]
I Don't exactly believe it, I see it as a Posibilaty
And the Teacher was like "Why Would Jesus End it there?" (Fucking God Sqaud)
[QUOTE=Gurant;21014873]Called my teacher Peter Goldsmith Peter Fagsmith because he was being an uptight English douche as he usually was.
He actually started crying and sent me out in the hall. Turns out he is gay.
And no, I'm not homophobic or anything like that, it just slipped.[/QUOTE]
:irony:
Never been kicked out of class, but in grade 3 we had this snow hill, one day a sheet of ice developed on it and a new rule declared the kids weren't allowed to slide on that sheet of ice, or they would be banned from the hill for the rest of the year.
One day I walked up the hill and a teacher walking by me threw off my balance, so I stepped to the side. Turns out I stepped on the sheet of ice. I slid down the ice doing splits halfway going "Oh no!", and that teacher sent me to "the wall" and came up to me lecturing me with her smelly breath about how I am such a bad kid. A few weeks later she ended up getting me and a bunch of my friends sent to the wall again because she was having trouble understanding how we play mini-sticks (hockey but with really smalls hockey sticks). She pretty much went "Ah, I don't want to bother, ALL OF YOU TO THE WALL!". I ended up reporting this to my Principal, never saw her again.
Besides that, I've never really gotten in trouble.
[QUOTE=TtIiVv;20849373]I was eating my lunch during a French test once. Got kicked out and sent to the headteachers office.[/QUOTE]
Your avatar = what you looked like when you got in trouble. You became a grumpy wet cat with a bath robe round you and gave the teacher an evil eye. Do not deny it.
[QUOTE=sgtdist;20941439]I got kicked out of D.A.R.E. cuz I told the cop he must have fucked up on the job in order to become a stupid D.A.R.E. cop.[/QUOTE]
Off-Topic: I love your avatar.
On-Topic: Hm, I don't usually get kicked out that much.
Well first I need to tell you that I do not have great hand writing, it was 5 years ago in my 8th grade English class and we had just finished reading the diary of Anne Frank.
The teacher had asked us to write things that were special to Anne on the bored. I chose to write "Pearls". also I was bad at spelling. well I didn't know there was an a in pearls, i thought it was perls.
so I write it out, now i guess my r looked like an n, they do sometimes and the l looked like an i
so i had just written on the bored that [B]Anne Franks penis was special to her[/B], and i had no idea.
I took the tape from the VHS and threw in the wall. Never had to go to her class again.
threw a mushy apple at an attention whore wasting everyones time by telling story's while i was trying to study for a test. suspended for two days and the whore said i was a nerd, so i punched him in the face and she passed out.
guy or girl, there still attention whores.
got kicked out for eating part of a crayon in 2nd grade. No regrets. Blue tastes good.
Got sent out to collect some papers. Yeah, I'm hella bad.
One time me and my friends were making fun of our substitute who had a heavy English accent so when he assigned us this packet of work I said "Oh bloody 'ell" to myself and he sent me into the hallway"
[QUOTE=theseltsamone;21025141]got kicked out for eating part of a crayon in 2nd grade. No regrets. Blue tastes good.[/QUOTE]
Purple tasted the best.
I've always deserved getting kicked out of class.
Though once I got a detention for showing up to detention after saying the previous one would be my last.
For saying I need to go to the toilet.
Dropped my book on the ground, teacher thought I did it to disturb the class, told me to gtfo, I was like wtf
[QUOTE=Gurant;21014873]Called my teacher Peter Goldsmith Peter Fagsmith because he was being an uptight English douche as he usually was.
He actually started crying and sent me out in the hall. Turns out he is gay.
And no, I'm not homophobic or anything like that, it just slipped.[/QUOTE]
Lol my friend and I were talking and laughing in Math class while our teacher was trying to settle everyone down, we kept laughing at her because she was failing then next thing we know she screams "would you just shutup" with her face been bright red from anger. That made us laugh at her even more so the teacher ran out crying and got the head of the maths department to taake the lesson.
My English teacher is like, my best friend. So... when we wanna hang out, she kicks me out of the class, and tells the class she's going to have a "word" with me about my attitude. We go behind the school and smoke then go back in whenever.
Once I asked if I could go to the bathroom, and my fatass English teacher said "Hurr i dunno can yew lol hurr" and I responded "No, can you help me? :smug:" I got after school detention for that.
Another time, not me, but we had a free period and my friend said "Jigger" referring to a student in our class and the same fatass English teacher heard it and said "WHAT?!!!". My friend looks at her with this terrified look and says "I said Jigger! A Jewish nigger! I mean-" and before he could finish she literally dragged him to the office.
Also, once in fourth grade I didn't do my math homework and the janitor yelled at me. :raise:
It was black history month in high school. There was a fake "Lost Slave: Reward" poster in the hall that I noticed on the way back from lunch. Ripped it off the wall, told my black friend to walk back to my class room with me. When we walked in, I handed my teacher the poster and pushed my friend in front of me. End result was :smug:
[QUOTE=FreeHat;21027388]My English teacher is like, my best friend. So... when we wanna hang out, she kicks me out of the class, and tells the class she's going to have a "word" with me about my attitude. We go behind the school and smoke then go back in whenever.[/QUOTE]
Do you do any more "activity's together"? :smug:
[QUOTE=o0ICE0o;21017464]My retarded tech teacher thought I was "hacking the network" once.
I was making a program that made a new folder, opened the folder in a window, made it dance around the screen, the close and delete itself.
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My retarded tech teacher thought I was "hacking the network" once.
I was making a program that made a new folder, opened the folder in a window, made it dance around the screen, the close and delete itself.
She sent me to the principals office.
After she game me a huge lecture and made up a story to tell the principal how I was an evil little child and trying to delete the school's grading system, we went back to class.
I ran the program, and she felt like an idiot.
:lol:[/QUOTE]
That program sounds amusing
I want a link for a download
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