What is the most funniest/stupidest reason you've ever been kicked out of class.
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[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;21011309]Pressing ctrl+alt+del[/QUOTE]
lol
dont you just love dumbshit people?
Driver's ed teacher: "It's impossible to stop from 40MPH in less than 350 feet".
Me, on the computer: "A Honda Civic can do 60-0 in 120 feet."
Him: GTFO
He was kind of retarded, though. Talking about Ken Morrow, the first player to win Olympic gold and the Stanley Cup in the same year: "Talk about a trifecta!"
He was an English teacher. :doh:
[QUOTE=Haxxer;20840761]Neither have I.
I actually do what I'm supposed to do.[/QUOTE]
not trying to sound like a rebellion group leader but your not 'supposed' to do anything really.
Lauging and falling out of my chair
(Female) Teacher: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Women's rights
Then it showed up on my report and my parents laughed.
I got sent to the school police "liaison" as they called him (he was a cop) for suspicion of being stoned because of how much I slept during class. Cop always sent me right back to class. Teacher only did this to try to annoy me and stop me from sleeping. Little did he know I didn't really care because either way I didn't have to deal with his stupid class...he also took pictures of me sleeping in class.
Another teacher would always lift up the corner of my desk and drop it to wake me up or hit it with a ruler. After a while of that he threatened to have me drug tested. Knowing I would pass and whatnot I told him to wake me in a hour. He grinned (also knowing it was pointless because I would pass) and went back to whatever he was rambling about that day.
[QUOTE=InsanePyro;21028923]I got sent to the school police "liaison" as they called him (he was a cop) for suspicion of being stoned because of how much I slept during class. Cop always sent me right back to class. Teacher only did this to try to annoy me and stop me from sleeping. Little did he know I didn't really care because either way I didn't have to deal with his stupid class...he also took pictures of me sleeping in class.
Another teacher would always lift up the corner of my desk and drop it to wake me up or hit it with a ruler. After a while of that he threatened to have me drug tested. Knowing I would pass and whatnot I told him to wake me in a hour. He grinned (also knowing it was pointless because I would pass) and went back to whatever he was rambling about that day.[/QUOTE]
One of my teachers will hit my desk with a baseball bat when I fall asleep. He's cool, though, so I don't mind.
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He actually carries a baseball bat around for the entire class period. Some days he'll have a baseball and glove and lecture us while tossing the ball to the glove and back. Some days, he has a cane with him when he's lecturing (doesn't need it for mobility) and he swings it around and shit. One day, he came in wearing a WWII-era M1 helmet, just for shits and giggles.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21029143]One of my teachers will hit my desk with a baseball bat when I fall asleep. He's cool, though, so I don't mind.
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He actually carries a baseball bat around for the entire class period. Some days he'll have a baseball and glove and lecture us while tossing the ball to the glove and back. Some days, he has a cane with him when he's lecturing (doesn't need it for mobility) and he swings it around and shit. One day, he came in wearing a WWII-era M1 helmet, just for shits and giggles.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/House-with-his-cane-house-md-615577_450_459.jpg[/IMG]
He even looks kind of like House.
I woke up really late and I was half asleep in school. My math teacher asked me what 2 times 2 was for an equation I sat there like a thump on a log. She was like ..'get out of my class'.
[QUOTE=Stenstyren;21012281]you only become a teacher when everything else fails.[/QUOTE]
one of my friends has a teacher who used to be a pornstar. i dont think that failed. my friend said she was hot.
Well, in grade 8 my math teacher had huge tits and a sweet ass. My friends and I always made jokes about her, cuz we sat in the corner. Whenever she helped a student, she'd bend over really sexually and stick her ass out. It was weird. Anyways, on this day she wore a semi-high skirt and she was helping a group of students behind my friends and I, and I always leaned back on my chair so it was on two legs. A friend of mine took advantage of the situation and kicked the legs out under me, I fell back accidentally smacked her ass with my hand and my head landed right next to her legs, she was like -.- and kicked my ass out. Totally worth it.
[QUOTE=Dioxybenzone;21030383]one of my friends has a teacher who used to be a pornstar. i dont think that failed. my friend said she was hot.[/QUOTE]
Oh, what a coincidence! I had a teacher that became a pornstar!
Look up Cougar Amber Blossom, prepare to see my teacher taking cocks in every oriface.
[QUOTE=The.Joker;21030454]Well, in grade 8 my math teacher had huge tits and a sweet ass. My friends and I always made jokes about her, cuz we sat in the corner. Whenever she helped a student, she'd bend over really sexually and stick her ass out. It was weird. Anyways, on this day she wore a semi-high skirt and she was helping a group of students behind my friends and I, and I always leaned back on my chair so it was on two legs. A friend of mine took advantage of the situation and kicked the legs out under me, I fell back accidentally smacked her ass with my hand and my head landed right next to her legs, she was like -.- and kicked my ass out. Totally worth it.[/QUOTE]
Fucking awesome story bro.
Book: So she said, "We can plan whether or not to go to the movies"
Teacher: Hmm I see a spelling mistake.
Random Student: What is it?
Teacher: It is the word "whether"
Me: It is spelled correctly
Teacher: No it isn't. It is spelled weather.
Me: That is like rain, tornadoes, and clouds and stuff like that.
Teacher: Are you mouthing to me?
Me: No, I am just saying what the word means.
Teacher: Go sit in the hall for 3 minutes, I am going to have a talk with you.
Me: :(
Me (Under Breath): Bitch...
Jesus she is my Reading teacher too. BITCH, IT IS SPELLED WHETHER WHEN USED THAT WAY HURR DURR!
For taking a shit.
I was late like 10 minutes, then I had to go see the deputy principle and then wait outside his office for the whole period.
[QUOTE=Lambeth;20847094]Apparently in kindergarten I picked up a chair and attacked my teacher. I got suspended, but I don't even remember it.
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I did remember the suspension though
Edit: to be clear, I don't remember attacking my teacher with a chair.[/QUOTE]
A kid was in my class last year and did that
He's special
During a english test.
The techer was saying a few swedish words and we would write them down in english.
She then stopped and called out my name.
Are you cheating of your neighbor?
no.
Are you sure?
Yes, i am sure.
No you are cheating, Get out but come back in after 30 min.
The next week on monday. the test was on the friday.
we got the results back and in my book i had all of the words i had writen down right ;)
But also a note that said: Even if you cheated or not you had it comming
[QUOTE=bull04;21030650]Book: So she said, "We can plan whether or not to go to the movies"
Teacher: Hmm I see a spelling mistake.
Random Student: What is it?
Teacher: It is the word "whether"
Me: It is spelled correctly
Teacher: No it isn't. It is spelled weather.
Me: That is like rain, tornadoes, and clouds and stuff like that.
Teacher: Are you mouthing to me?
Me: No, I am just saying what the word means.
Teacher: Go sit in the hall for 3 minutes, I am going to have a talk with you.
Me: :(
Me (Under Breath): Bitch...
Jesus she is my Reading teacher too. BITCH, IT IS SPELLED WHETHER WHEN USED THAT WAY HURR DURR![/QUOTE]
Also acceptable is "wether".
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21029143]One of my teachers will hit my desk with a baseball bat when I fall asleep. He's cool, though, so I don't mind.
[editline]06:08AM[/editline]
He actually carries a baseball bat around for the entire class period. Some days he'll have a baseball and glove and lecture us while tossing the ball to the glove and back. Some days, he has a cane with him when he's lecturing (doesn't need it for mobility) and he swings it around and shit. One day, he came in wearing a WWII-era M1 helmet, just for shits and giggles.[/QUOTE]
why cant all teachers be somewhat like that?
Keep them coming. They're fucking hilarious.
Once my friend walked into then classroom. It went like this.
*Door opens*
Teacher : Go outside
*Close*
It happened twice in a row. On the same day.
Once in primary school I had noticed the teacher looking at some kids education site on the class computer. It looked amazing. Later that day we were doing group work or something and I went over to see the computer while the teacher was out of the room. It was on standby. I moved the mouse so I could see the wonders of the website.
Then the girl sitting at the table beside the computer shouted "HEY WHY DID YOU TURN ON THE COMPUTER! I'M TELLING ON YOU!", so she did the moment the teacher came back. :argh:
Oh and when I was about 5 or 6 Thursday had a playroom afternoon, where the class got taken to a classroom full of toys; Sandpit, giant mechano, Click together cubes - all educational slightly. But in one corner was a partitioned off area - The shop (Later a post office and a house) - one group at a time, every 4 weeks - which was set up like a real newsagent with shelves and resealed old boxes and packets of all sorts. The most terrible crime you could ever be guilty of in the playroom was opening one of those crisp packets of paper. I went beyond that, I ran around the shop knocking everything off the shelves before knocking over the central shelf block and hiding under the counter with the till. I was banned from the playroom for months. Quite rightly though, I'm kind of glad I moved away from Glasgow a year later, I was a bastard of a child. These days I never get sent out - except for homework sometimes.
I was in 7th grade Music Class
I had really bad gas and i farted and all the boys started screaming and laughing. I just sat there with my smug face. And then 10 minutes later i kept farting and they started laughing. He asked," WHO IS FARTING?" Everyone points at me and i have my cool face on. I ALMOST SAID,"Problem officer?"
but i was thinking to say that. but no, i just sit there and make the cool face. He tells me to get out.
I sit there lol
My english teacher is a bitch, and one time when she was going through her usual routine of bitching about me, and being a dick to me, she started to shout at me for something and I looked up at her.
GTFO.
Wat.
GTFO.
K.
I came back in and she had a go at me for being insolent and rude, apparently I had rolled my eyes and smirked at her. Funny thing is my mum went berserk at her for one reason or another, and she's only just got the balls back to discipline me. :smug:
[I]That's a [B]BIIIG[/B] bitch![/I]
20 something teachers are awesome. Nice tits and tight pants.
[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;21042159][I]That's a [B]BIIIG[/B] bitch![/I]
20 something teachers are awesome. Nice tits and tight pants.[/QUOTE]
20 in the whole world are awesome. the rest are unreasonable or wacko
[img]http://i.imgur.com/F5dzF.gif[/img]
This pic is basically a description of how my friend got kicked out. He was walking down the hall back to the class room and made some stupid noise and my teacher kicked him out before he set foot in the room. Our whole class :cawg:'d
i sent this email to the kid who's supposed to code our groups website
[quote][url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/allah_akbah.PNG[/url]
Here's the final storyboard, no changes are allowed. Me and name worked for weeks on this do not insult it, it has the great islamic crescent. Put all the content into the black box, it cant be resized because it will collide with the crescent. Our logo is in the top left corner and it can't be resized.
وقد يكون يوم جيد [/quote]
his response
[quote]Not acceptable and I will send teacher a copy of it if necessary.[/quote]
then I got kicked out of the group and had to talk to the counselor about harassment :saddowns:
Faggot: hey, hey heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey
me: DUDE BE QUITE
teacher: OMG GO TO THE HALL ASFDSADSADHGJ
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