What is the most funniest/stupidest reason you've ever been kicked out of class.
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[QUOTE=M..BISON;21046119]Faggot: hey, hey heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey
me: DUDE BE QUITE
teacher: OMG GO TO THE HALL ASFDSADSADHGJ[/QUOTE]
BE QUITE WHAT?
Don't leave me hanging.
I had a Chinese substitute for English once so I yelled out pointing to the window "It's Godzilla!". The next day the teacher pulled me out of the class for like 10 minutes telling me about how it was racist and can offend people.
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[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21029143]One of my teachers will hit my desk with a baseball bat when I fall asleep. He's cool, though, so I don't mind.
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He actually carries a baseball bat around for the entire class period. Some days he'll have a baseball and glove and lecture us while tossing the ball to the glove and back. Some days, he has a cane with him when he's lecturing (doesn't need it for mobility) and he swings it around and shit. One day, he came in wearing a WWII-era M1 helmet, just for shits and giggles.[/QUOTE]
hay i had a teacher like that in seventh grade
but instead of a cane he'd carry around his meter stick and instead of a ball and bat it was a dodgeball or football
he'd throw erasable markers at you if you were messing around
Drawing this:
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During a lecture on paying attention during class
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cookies to who gets the reference
being 2 cool 4 sch00l
my beard didn't attatch to my sideburns...
fucking private school LOL
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;21046877]Drawing this:
[IMG]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/5066/nutsk.png[/IMG]
During a lecture on paying attention during class
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cookies to who gets the reference[/QUOTE]
Kung Pow Kauai. Cookies, please.
I stabbed my classmate because he would not leave me alone. :D
I talked to one of my classmates in art class, and the teacher got quite angry and sent me out
wow
I was leaning on my 50 year old desk, (our school never gets new equipment), and the desk part was really loose, and when it snapped off i got sent to the office and had lunch with the secretary.
The setting: Gym class
The time: Today
We were watching a video on CPR, and it was presenting scenarios that we had to choose the right course of action for. One went like this: "You're walking through the park when you find a woman lying unresponsive on the ground. What do you do?"
Before anyone else raised their hand, I called out "RAPE HER!"
Everyone in the class laughed. My teacher just gave me the look of death and sent me to the office. Worth it? Yes. Would I do it again? No.
[QUOTE=zerglingv2;20847135]Having a magazine with guns it it.[/QUOTE]
same thing here, it was an issue of American rifleman and the teacher pulled me out of the classroom and gave me a lecture about how bad guns are and that kind material shouldnt be brought to school. jesus it was freakin magazine from 1979 that i dug out of my attic.
The teacher said the room smelled like someone was smoking and I asked for a drag, with sarcasm of course.
[quote=BurningPride]What is the most funniest/stupidest reason you've ever been kicked out of class.[/quote]
"STUPIDEST" Isn't a word. GET THE FUCK OUT.
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[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21066262]"STUPIDEST" Isn't a word. GET THE FUCK OUT.[/QUOTE]
Yes it is. It's been a proper term for a while. Look up the word, you'll see the -est ending too, unless it's an older dictionary.
The use of "most" there fucked it up.
Nothing is the most funniest or most stupidest or most anythingest.
About 2 weeks ago it was a student's birthday. His friend gave him a potato.
During math class the class was tossing the potato around the room. :cawg:
The teacher stepped outside for a few minutes. XD
Then the Gym teacher came in and started tossing the potato with us...
When our teacher is trying to talk sense into the class (the class being the 2 class douches), I always contradict him and I'll just be an ass for the sake of it, it's really fun, because he's an ass back :v:
Never been kicked out, but I sure do have some fun stories!
My friend is sitting across the classroom, and after my teacher told us why we shouldn't throw things to eachother, my friend just screams "TOR!(Tor being me) WANNA BORROW MY PEN?!" and as he throws it, I scream yes and it misses my eye by inches, so I throw it really hard back at him, and the teacher just stands there looking completely lost at us. The entire class starts to laugh, and the teacher facepalms and laughs :v:
Me: *Laughs about a Carlos Mencia Joke I recently heard*
Teacher: Would you like to share with us why your laghing?
Me: Fuck yes! :P
Teacher: ...
Jacking off in class
I yawned because I was tired, teacher thought that I wasn't listening.
in kindergarden i said "i like funk music" and this kid said i cussed. freaking wow how does he know its bad???
[QUOTE=TheSpy;21073301]in kindergarden i said "i like funk music" and this kid said i cussed. freaking wow how does he know its bad???[/QUOTE]
"I like fuck music".
[QUOTE=UnknownDude;21075716]"I like fuck music".[/QUOTE]
How did a kindergartner learn the word fuck?
Use your imagination.
I was in second grade, and I really needed to take a piss, so I went up to the teacher who was sitting at her desk and asked her if I could go to the bathroom. She said no, because I wasn't doing the "pee dance". I then told her I wasn't doing the pee dance because "I wasn't a retard". She got offended and told me that I couldn't go to the bathroom because I couldn't prove that I had to bad enough, and I was doing it just to get out of class, so I pulled out my dick in front of her and pissed all over her desk. I got sent up to the office where I had to talk to the principal and got sent home for a couple of days.
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21066262]"STUPIDEST" Isn't a word. GET THE FUCK OUT.[/QUOTE]
You dumb ass 10er. I made the thread. It's obviously popular. YOU get the fuck out. And let the thread go on
/rage
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and stop shit posting too.
//rage
Two of my friends got kicked out for giving eachother a high five. :v:
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21029143]One of my teachers will hit my desk with a baseball bat when I fall asleep. He's cool, though, so I don't mind.
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He actually carries a baseball bat around for the entire class period. Some days he'll have a baseball and glove and lecture us while tossing the ball to the glove and back. Some days, he has a cane with him when he's lecturing (doesn't need it for mobility) and he swings it around and shit. One day, he came in wearing a WWII-era M1 helmet, just for shits and giggles.[/QUOTE]
My old math teacher always had a steady supply of bouncy balls in his desk drawer. Whenever somebody wouldn't shut the fuck up, he'd reach into the drawer, take one and throw it hard and in a straight line right at his forehead. Good times were had.
Also, me and a friend once got kicked out to our mentor (yeah, when we get kicked out, we report to our mentors, not the principal). You see, we were having a test for a subject we were both doing awesome in, so we did this (bear in mind, we were at opposite ends of the class, so we had to literally shout):
'YO DUDE'
'YEAH?'
'WHAT YOU GOT FOR QUESTION 4A?'
'UUUHHHHHH....C'
'AIGHT, THANKS MAN'
We managed to do that about 4 times before we got kicked out. Our mentor just sent us back to our next lesson. He said that whilst it was probably incredibly hilarious, we would get punished for it if we did it again. Our teacher didn't think it was very funny unforunately, we both got a 1/10 grade for that test.
Fapped.
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