• What is the most funniest/stupidest reason you've ever been kicked out of class.
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[QUOTE=Snapzies;21076248]I was in second grade, and I really needed to take a piss, so I went up to the teacher who was sitting at her desk and asked her if I could go to the bathroom. She said no, because I wasn't doing the "pee dance". I then told her I wasn't doing the pee dance because "I wasn't a retard". She got offended and told me that I couldn't go to the bathroom because I couldn't prove that I had to bad enough, and I was doing it just to get out of class, so I pulled out my dick in front of her and pissed all over her desk. I got sent up to the office where I had to talk to the principal and got sent home for a couple of days.[/QUOTE] Avatar fits.
[QUOTE=Cluckin_Bell;20844855]Saying retarded. Fucking politically correct people annoy me.[/QUOTE] did the same thing but the special ed students were also walking outside the open door, oddly enough she sent me outside.
Adjusting my balls. (I swear to god)
sent out because i had a star wars episode 2 attack of the clone action figure in my pocket for some reason and when i pulled it out of my pocket and my teacher told me to give him it and i said no and refused to so i got sent out
I accidentally dropped my pen in class and got kicked out because I was "Holding up & distracting the class."
Fapping. Me and my friends were talking about recreational drugs... Probably shouldn't have been doing it during buddy reading day at the elementary.
I got into an argument over religeon and if hiroshima was nescecary to end the war. I debated that if the nuke had'nt been dropped the japenese back then would of kept on fighting on all fronts and I swear to god this bitch of a teacher could'nt accept the facts and kept just shouting "No" when I presented her with evidence and fact. Then I went on about evolotion and she could'nt stand for it, In the middle of lessons she would constantly refer to the world being created by god and 6000 years ago all this shit happened to create the word. I Stood up during class in one of her arguments with me and calmly said " Lady I respect your oppinions and veiws but should'nt you be teaching what has been proven and not what you personaly believe in?" "Thats obserd, god is real and I can teach what I want!" "Sorry to tell you but many up comming scientist sugest that earth is not 6000 years old these facts were pruduced by scientist not religeous figures." "How would they prove that?" "Um, carbon and radioactive dating suggests that the world is atleast over 50 Million years old." [b]"Get out"[/b] I laughed for about an hour, I was proud at the fact that I had just intellectualy demolished a teacher.
Why is there no high five rating!!??
[QUOTE=Awegner;21115018]I got into an argument over religeon and if hiroshima was nescecary to end the war. I debated that if the nuke had'nt been dropped the japenese back then would of kept on fighting on all fronts and I swear to god this bitch of a teacher could'nt accept the facts and kept just shouting "No" when I presented her with evidence and fact. Then I went on about evolotion and she could'nt stand for it, In the middle of lessons she would constantly refer to the world being created by god and 6000 years ago all this shit happened to create the word. I Stood up during class in one of her arguments with me and calmly said " Lady I respect your oppinions and veiws but should'nt you be teaching what has been proven and not what you personaly believe in?" "Thats obserd, god is real and I can teach what I want!" "Sorry to tell you but many up comming scientist sugest that earth is not 6000 years old these facts were pruduced by scientist not religeous figures." "How would they prove that?" "Um, carbon and radioactive dating suggests that the world is atleast over 50 Million years old." [b]"Get out"[/b] I laughed for about an hour, I was proud at the fact that I had just intellectualy demolished a teacher.[/QUOTE] There's a scientific consensus that the earth is about 3-4 [b]billion[/b] years old. 50 milion years is a drop in the bucket.
[QUOTE=Wonky;20965273]I told her that Henry Ford didn't invent the car, she flipped a shit.[/QUOTE] Humon, Iceland avatar. Im from Iceland :v: Also, I don't remember anytime I got kicked out of class. Teachers in Iceland are like "Ye lol just dont let it happen again or I'll kick you out." Then they never do.
Some of my friends had made something stupid in school that day. Teased some younger kids or something. My teacher comes in, points those out who did, and then she points at me! I say i didn't do anything, and she said:" Well no, but it could have been you!"
[QUOTE=Awegner;21115018]I got into an argument over religeon and if hiroshima was nescecary to end the war. I debated that if the nuke had'nt been dropped the japenese back then would of kept on fighting on all fronts and I swear to god this bitch of a teacher could'nt accept the facts and kept just shouting "No" when I presented her with evidence and fact. Then I went on about evolotion and she could'nt stand for it, In the middle of lessons she would constantly refer to the world being created by god and 6000 years ago all this shit happened to create the word. I Stood up during class in one of her arguments with me and calmly said " Lady I respect your oppinions and veiws but should'nt you be teaching what has been proven and not what you personaly believe in?" "Thats obserd, god is real and I can teach what I want!" "Sorry to tell you but many up comming scientist sugest that earth is not 6000 years old these facts were pruduced by scientist not religeous figures." "How would they prove that?" "Um, carbon and radioactive dating suggests that the world is atleast over 50 Million years old." [B]"Get out"[/B] I laughed for about an hour, I was proud at the fact that I had just intellectualy demolished a teacher.[/QUOTE] You deserve money, and your teacher deserves to be fired.
Not a story of me, but a kid I sat across from brought an orange into class and started cutting it up with a butter knife while the teacher is facing the blackboard. He's just cutting it up and the teacher turns around and looks at him with a blank face trying to register what new stupidity a student could stoop to. The teacher softly said "Kal-eel (he's black), go to the office." He got up and just left and afterward she picks up the butter knife like it's a snake and puts in a plastic bag and continues teaching. That kid is usually disruptive to the class so nobody was really surprised that he was that stupid.
Doing the worm.
telling the teacher to shut up about her outside life and teach the damn class [editline]11:40AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Wonky;20965273]I told her that Henry Ford didn't invent the car, she flipped a shit.[/QUOTE] It was some one else Henry Stole the plans!
Recently, my math teacher passed back a test and when I received mine it said in big block letters across the top "FAIL", mind you she must have taken the time to draw it out just to make some point. When I saw it muttered to myself "Fail?" "Wtf?". Little did I know she was right behind me and heard what I said and exclaimed "Yeah. You fail! Get out!" (She had a weird obsession about cussing, as many teachers do). She was later put on a temporary suspension for work for putting me down :D
[QUOTE=GroundHigh;21164671]Recently, my math teacher passed back a test and when I received mine it said in big block letters across the top "FAIL", mind you she must have taken the time to draw it out just to make some point. When I saw it muttered to myself "Fail?" "Wtf?". Little did I know she was right behind me and heard what I said and exclaimed "Yeah. You fail! Get out!" (She had a weird obsession about cussing, as many teachers do). She was later put on a temporary suspension for work for putting me down :D[/QUOTE] You fail :v:
In german we were drawing the arrows on clocks, I wanted mine arrows to be realistic and one of them ended up looking like a penis. This was on one of those interactive white boards by the way. The teacher screamed at me. Got sent out and a form.
[QUOTE=BurningPride;21192070]You fail :v:[/QUOTE] You sir... are correct :v: this definitely isn't a bump har har.
Twice. Once in the 3rd grade and one in the 7th grade: 3rd: "You are the worst teacher evuh!!!!!one11one!!!! I did it first, baaaaw" 7th grade: *asthma attack* teacher: GTFO you are disrupting my class, plus, you shaked your table. The worst part is: I am not kidding.
[QUOTE=BurningPride;20840827]I completely agree. But it was Friday. And she said "You can't divide by 0" It was a perfect moment.[/QUOTE] Also the perfect moment to pull a trick calculator and try it. Watch it catch on fire ^-^
[QUOTE=GroundHigh;21194303]You sir... are correct :v: this definitely isn't a bump har har.[/QUOTE] No, this is.
I corrected my shirt xD.. she(the teacher) was pissed off already. then i stood up and corrected my shirt and the she just screamed "GET OUT NOW"..
in 5th grade someone spilled iced tea in there backpack (hes asian xD) the class novel was in his backpack. "the school paid alot of money for everyone to get there own book!" the dumbass sub thought she could dry out the book in the microwave! smoke started spilling out from the microwave when she pulled the book out it was on fire and there was a hole in the middle. she screams flailing her arms around with the book. then she throws it on the ground and attempts to stomp it out with her high heels. hilarious. she being very pissed sends out anyone who laughs. what was i supposed to do! :s
[QUOTE=SeldomShroom;21418550]in 5th grade someone spilled iced tea in there backpack (hes asian xD) the class novel was in his backpack. "the school paid alot of money for everyone to get there own book!" the dumbass sub thought she could dry out the book in the microwave! smoke started spilling out from the microwave when she pulled the book out it was on fire and there was a hole in the middle. she screams flailing her arms around with the book. then she throws it on the ground and attempts to stomp it out with her high heels. hilarious. she being very pissed sends out anyone who laughs. what was i supposed to do! :s[/QUOTE] what does the guy being Asian have to do anything about it?
Writing ''wilson'' on a piece of slate.
In 10th grade I was told to go to the office because I had too short of a skirt on...
Farted in my friends face. She was like "GTFO OUT OF MY CLASSROOM I WILL NOT HAVE THAT!!11!!111!" While the rest of my class were rofling.
[QUOTE=mooi_meisje;21505151]In 10th grade I was told to go to the office because I had too short of a skirt on...[/QUOTE] Wow.
[QUOTE=EFG;21075992]How did a kindergartner learn the word fuck?[/QUOTE] That's easy. Listening to parents, one can learn an assortment of new words!
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